Daily Show Calls Out the President!

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2004-09-01 09:46pm

BWAHAHA!!!

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2004-09-01 09:49pm

Formatting has been fixed.

Bugsby · Post by **Bugsby** » 2004-09-01 09:49pm

OMFG.... They gave Ann Coulter a stick? That's just stupid. Disarm that woman!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-09-01 10:06pm

Bugsby wrote:OMFG.... They gave Ann Coulter a stick? That's just stupid. Disarm that woman!

mauldooku · Post by **mauldooku** » 2004-09-01 10:42pm

'Ann Coulter with stick'.

Something about that line (as well as the 'I am unaware of your existence bit) just made me crack up. Good job!

Marksist · Post by **Marksist** » 2004-09-01 11:21pm

Did you guys see that video they made tonight? Holy fuck, if I've ever seen any argument of why Bush shouldn't be president it was that video that Colbert narrated that just completely took a shit on his four years. Man that was good.

"George Bush: Words speak louder than actions"

"George Bush: Because he says so"

Classic.. why the Daily Show is better than real news. And one of the best shows on TV.

Uther · Post by **Uther** » 2004-09-01 11:25pm

Hahaha! I'm sure Bush is just shaking with fear.

I'm voting for Kerry, but come on guys, Bush is gonna win.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-09-01 11:27pm

Uther wrote:Hahaha! I'm sure Bush is just shaking with fear.

I'm voting for Kerry, but come on guys, Bush is gonna win.

Maybe.

Bugsby · Post by **Bugsby** » 2004-09-01 11:30pm

Uther wrote:Hahaha! I'm sure Bush is just shaking with fear.

I'm voting for Kerry, but come on guys, Bush is gonna win.

Don't jinx it! There's still hope. Please, God, let there still be hope.

Uther · Post by **Uther** » 2004-09-01 11:36pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Uther wrote:Hahaha! I'm sure Bush is just shaking with fear.

I'm voting for Kerry, but come on guys, Bush is gonna win.
Maybe.

If Kerry's spinal column weren't composed of jello pudding and he had actually staked out a position on Iraq, ANY position, he might have won. Too late now though. He's a flip flopper no matter which way he jumps.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2004-09-01 11:38pm

Uther wrote:Hahaha! I'm sure Bush is just shaking with fear.

I'm voting for Kerry, but come on guys, Bush is gonna win.

I've the opposite opinion. I'm voting for President Bush, but I've full faith in the American people to elect Kerry.

Uther · Post by **Uther** » 2004-09-01 11:40pm

Well the trick is to vote for the loser. That way when the country goes to hell you can claim you voted for the other guy. I get a feeling Kerry's gonna win, I'm bolting for Bush.

Haha, just kidding. Maybe.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-09-01 11:42pm

jegs2 wrote:
Uther wrote:Hahaha! I'm sure Bush is just shaking with fear.

I'm voting for Kerry, but come on guys, Bush is gonna win.
I've the opposite opinion. I'm voting for President Bush, but I've full faith in the American people to elect Kerry.

You've got such faith that you, as part of the American people, don't vote for Kerry?

Post by **Beowulf** » 2004-09-01 11:44pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
jegs2 wrote:
Uther wrote:Hahaha! I'm sure Bush is just shaking with fear.

I'm voting for Kerry, but come on guys, Bush is gonna win.
I've the opposite opinion. I'm voting for President Bush, but I've full faith in the American people to elect Kerry.
You've got such faith that you, as part of the American people, don't vote for Kerry?

Wild guess: He doesn't like Kerry either, but thinks Kerry well get elected nonetheless.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-09-01 11:44pm

Bugsby wrote:Don't jinx it! There's still hope. Please, God, let there still be hope.

One of these days you're going to realize that there is no hope. The world will become gray and dead, science and reason will recede into ignorace, and Bush will not only be reelected, but there will be a constitutional amendment to make him president for life. Reality fucking sucks, and I encourage you to spend as much time as possible on this board, because not long from now you will be part of the universal draft to support our invasions of Syria, Iran, North Korea, Venezuela, and every nation in the world that ends in "-stan."

Don't beg God for your false hope... haven't you been listening to the GOP platform? God is a Republican and a Jew. Just like Goldwater, if Goldwater had been a total asshole with a sodomy obsession on top of being an arch-conservative.

Marksist · Post by **Marksist** » 2004-09-01 11:50pm

Hmm don't be so quick to damn Kerry. We have yet to have the debates. Although Kerry is highly intelligent, he hopefully learns not to use his "politca-speak" since it seems the success of Dubya is that a lot of dumb ass Americans like the simple to-the-point "catch phrases" that he spouts out. Since this whole anti-itellectualism movement in America wants the type of leader that is "like them" and that they can "go get a beer" with.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-09-01 11:51pm

I'd like to think that if there was a god, he's have Nader win. One, to spite Bush for tarnishing his good name (as it were). Two, to show Kerry that he needs to take a stance on something sometime. And finally, to prove to everyone, without a doubt, that miracles do occur.

Uther · Post by **Uther** » 2004-09-01 11:52pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Bugsby wrote:Don't jinx it! There's still hope. Please, God, let there still be hope.
One of these days you're going to realize that there is no hope. The world will become gray and dead, science and reason will recede into ignorace, and Bush will not only be reelected, but there will be a constitutional amendment to make him president for life. Reality fucking sucks, and I encourage you to spend as much time as possible on this board, because not long from now you will be part of the universal draft to support our invasions of Syria, Iran, North Korea, Venezuela, and every nation in the world that ends in "-stan."

Don't beg God for your false hope... haven't you been listening to the GOP platform? God is a Republican and a Jew. Just like Goldwater, if Goldwater had been a total asshole with a sodomy obsession on top of being an arch-conservative.

God this is a joke right? I am SO bad with internet sarcasm. If it indeed be jest, hahaha. If not- well, what can I tell ya? Invading that many countries in four years isn't really feasible, I guess.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-09-01 11:59pm

Uther wrote:God this is a joke right? I am SO bad with internet sarcasm. If it indeed be jest, hahaha. If not- well, what can I tell ya? Invading that many countries in four years isn't really feasible, I guess.

Oh, it's a joke, but I'm seriously bitter. It has to do with these facts:

I don't really like Kerry as a candidate and I think his likeability quotient is deep in the red,
I'm pissed off about the evil 9/11 necrophilia at the RNC,
I'm horrified and dismayed by the fact that many Americans think that Bush has done a good job and that four more years would be just awesome, and
I've gotten past the point of being shocked and angered by how badly Bush is willing to behave and I'm beginning to just become bitter and cynical.

Loner · Post by **Loner** » 2004-09-02 12:45am

Pablo Sanchez wrote: I've gotten past the point of being shocked and angered by how badly Bush is willing to behave and I'm beginning to just become bitter and cynical.

Welcome to my world. Jaded misanthropy is the way.

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2004-09-02 02:51am

Uther wrote:Well the trick is to vote for the loser. That way when the country goes to hell you can claim you voted for the other guy. I get a feeling Kerry's gonna win, I'm bolting for Bush.

Haha, just kidding. Maybe.

"Well, don't blame me. I voted for Kodos."

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-09-02 03:10am

Patrick Degan wrote: "Well, don't blame me. I voted for Kodos."

What!?

I penciled in Kang.

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2004-09-02 11:22am

I wonder how many people actually will pencil in Kang or Kodos this election.

Fire Fly · Post by **Fire Fly** » 2004-09-02 11:44am

During the last election, were either Gore or Bush both on it?

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2004-09-02 11:49am

I'm hoping that, if the democrat wins, he rips his face off to reveal that it was Howard Dean under that long face~