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Some real quotes from my Bush-supporter friend...

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"Kerry's a pussy. He wants to be sensitive! Are you fucking kidding me?! Bush'll keep bombing those towelheads until they're all dead!"

"Kerry's a fag. I hate fags."

"I don't give a fuck about 'stem cell research.' It sounds like it costs money."

"You voted for Kerry?! Fucking commie pinko."

And there you have it. My friend's politics in a nutshell. Note: he's not a religious zealot, just an ignorant redneck. He don't need none o' that learnin' shit!
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Galvatron wrote:"Kerry's a pussy. He wants to be sensitive! Are you fucking kidding me?! Bush'll keep bombing those towelheads until they're all dead!"

"Kerry's a fag. I hate fags."

"I don't give a fuck about 'stem cell research.' It sounds like it costs money."

"You voted for Kerry?! Fucking commie pinko."

And there you have it. My friend's politics in a nutshell. Note: he's not a religious zealot, just an ignorant redneck. He don't need none o' that learnin' shit!
Well ... you do live in Texas.
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Texas was some sort of APA experiment to see how warped a human mind could get before the brain spontaneously killed itself. The place has some serious issues, Bush being just one.
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Darth Wong wrote:Well ... you do live in Texas.
Nope, California.

In fact, my friend has an opinion on Texas too: "Texas?! Only steers and queers come from Texas! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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Galvatron wrote:In fact, my friend has an opinion on Texas too: "Texas?! Only steers and queers come from Texas! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Muwhahahaha!!! Of all the self-contradictions I've heard from Bush supporters, that has got to be the most hilarious. :lol:.
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Galvatron wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Well ... you do live in Texas.
Nope, California.

In fact, my friend has an opinion on Texas too: "Texas?! Only steers and queers come from Texas! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
ask him if he considers shrubby to be queer then. :lol:
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Ma Deuce wrote:
Galvatron wrote:In fact, my friend has an opinion on Texas too: "Texas?! Only steers and queers come from Texas! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Muwhahahaha!!! Of all the self-contradictions I've heard from Bush supporters, that has got to be the most hilarious. :lol:.
I hope that one is true. It could only be met with profound laughter or shock.
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He doesn't know where Bush is from and doesn't care to know. This isn't some Fow News-watching neocon we're talking about here. He likes Bush because he's a reactionary tough guy and doesn't give a shit about tolerance or facts.
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Galvatron wrote:In fact, my friend has an opinion on Texas too: "Texas?! Only steers and queers come from Texas! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Bush looks pretty cow like to me.
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I applaud your patience; it must truly be great if you haven't killed and/or maimed this person yet.
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I know a LOT of guys like this.
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Galvatron wrote:He doesn't know where Bush is from and doesn't care to know. This isn't some Fow News-watching neocon we're talking about here. He likes Bush because he's a reactionary tough guy and doesn't give a shit about tolerance or facts.
You never just yelled at him that he's from Texas? :?
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Soontir C'boath wrote:You never just yelled at him that he's from Texas? :?
Several times. Hasn't made a dent.
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Galvatron wrote:I know a LOT of guys like this.
My friend is exactly like this. In fact, he says that Kerry lost all of the debates.
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Galvatron wrote:"Kerry's a pussy. He wants to be sensitive! Are you fucking kidding me?! Bush'll keep bombing those towelheads until they're all dead!"

"Kerry's a fag. I hate fags."

"I don't give a fuck about 'stem cell research.' It sounds like it costs money."

"You voted for Kerry?! Fucking commie pinko."

And there you have it. My friend's politics in a nutshell. Note: he's not a religious zealot, just an ignorant redneck. He don't need none o' that learnin' shit!
And yet people think tests for voting are immoral...
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Galvatron wrote:
Soontir C'boath wrote:You never just yelled at him that he's from Texas? :?
Several times. Hasn't made a dent.
It's like the 31st Rule of Acquisition: Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother...Insult something he cares about instead. :twisted:
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Galvatron wrote:I know a LOT of guys like this.
So that's what drove you insane. I knew it couldn't have just been that lava bath you took after Unicron was destroyed.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:
Galvatron wrote:"Kerry's a pussy. He wants to be sensitive! Are you fucking kidding me?! Bush'll keep bombing those towelheads until they're all dead!"

"Kerry's a fag. I hate fags."

"I don't give a fuck about 'stem cell research.' It sounds like it costs money."

"You voted for Kerry?! Fucking commie pinko."

And there you have it. My friend's politics in a nutshell. Note: he's not a religious zealot, just an ignorant redneck. He don't need none o' that learnin' shit!
And yet people think tests for voting are immoral...
Reminds me of a quote from Traitor.

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Durandal wrote: Reminds me of a quote from Traitor.

“Does the warmaster truly wish a disquisition upon the New Republic’s perverse system of government? It has to do with a bizarre concept called democracy, in which ruling power is given to whomever is most skillful at directing the herd instincts of the largest masses of their most ignorant citizens."
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I need to copy that down...but do I quote it as Nom Anor or Matthew Stover? That always confuses me.
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Alan Bolte wrote:I need to copy that down...but do I quote it as Nom Anor or Matthew Stover? That always confuses me.
Generally you just list the book name and author. You can put the character's name at the start though.
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Galvatron wrote: He likes Bush because he's a reactionary tough guy and doesn't give a shit about tolerance or facts.
...So beat the hell out of him and tell him to vote for Kerry?

Not that it should matter in CA, I'm just saying it would probably be a mercy to set him straight now instead of letting him get shot by Faggotniggerkikes or something similar later in life.
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Sriad wrote:
Galvatron wrote: He likes Bush because he's a reactionary tough guy and doesn't give a shit about tolerance or facts.
...So beat the hell out of him and tell him to vote for Kerry?

Not that it should matter in CA, I'm just saying it would probably be a mercy to set him straight now instead of letting him get shot by Faggotniggerkikes or something similar later in life.
What is Faggotniggerkikes ?
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SecondStorm wrote:
Sriad wrote:
Galvatron wrote: He likes Bush because he's a reactionary tough guy and doesn't give a shit about tolerance or facts.
...So beat the hell out of him and tell him to vote for Kerry?

Not that it should matter in CA, I'm just saying it would probably be a mercy to set him straight now instead of letting him get shot by Faggotniggerkikes or something similar later in life.
What is Faggotniggerkikes ?
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Durandal wrote:Reminds me of a quote from Traitor.

“Does the warmaster truly wish a disquisition upon the New Republic’s perverse system of government? It has to do with a bizarre concept called democracy, in which ruling power is given to whomever is most skillful at directing the herd instincts of the largest masses of their most ignorant citizens."
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