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Penny-Arcade declares War on Web Comics

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Well, the gloves are off now.

Penny Arcade's statement is here and CAD responds here.

So, PA has decided that since game publishers are all eating each other, this is the perfect opportunity to screw their competition by trying to get legal rights to be the only gaming web comic. Essentially, they're trying to copyright their subject matter and create what is for all intents and purposes an artistic monopoly. This of course will eliminate Control Alt Delete, VGCats (which has yet to respond to the statement), Player versus Player and countless other weekly and daily strips.
Gutless Ass Fuckers wrote:Eventually, it's not going to be the kind of thing I can avoid, because I'm going to walk into an Electronic Arts retail location here in a couple years and purchase a white box with the word "Game" on it, and that's going to be the industry. EA just snapped up DICE, as I'm sure you saw. Before that was the much ballyhooed NFL thing, to which Take Two responded by securing MLB exclusivity, of a sort - and their recent acquisition of Sega's Visual Concepts sports studio will gird their loins for the coming battle. It's madness. I don't even have time to jot down an ironic comment on the state of things before the constituent things have been entirely reconfigured.

That, more than anything else, is why we sought to secure "rights in perpetuity to any and all humorous comic interpretations and/or situations arising or inferred from the electronic entertainment industry and/or the products thereof." The fact of the matter is that with strips like Ctrl-Alt-Del, VG Cats, PvP, and that fucker Greg Dean (congratulations on the engagement!) nipping at our heels - and the black day of the single, hydra-headed Ultrapublisher ever hastening - the air's getting a little thin.

You might be wondering what recourse is available to you, the disenfranchised web auteur. Honestly? Dig a hole and die in it. I have crafted these bleak circumstances, and I have set them upon you like dogs. Your exertions will only make you more delicious to them. They will find you cast in blue light, huddled in the subdirectory where you shiver with your .gifs, and they will end you.
Bullshit. Absolute Bullshit. Penny Arcade is claiming that the competition will drive them under, as if PA has anything to worry about. Everyone knows they were first, and despite what other strips we read, we always come back. Why? Because they're fucking funny... at least until they feel the need to cement their position as big fish in the pond. They're going to be wiping out any number of well done, creative, and funny comics. (No word yet by the way if they're going after 8-bit theater) So anyway, I hope they lose.

Fuckers.
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This came completely out of nowhere.
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They even made a comic to rub it into everyone's faces. I thought it was a joke until I saw that CAD had recieved legal notice from PA's lawyers. If it is a joke, it's in extremely poor taste, and if not, it's utter bullshit.
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o_O are they serious?

I mean, I might try to get the patent, but Id be free sourcing it - I dont want to be paying dollars to read online comics.
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Looks like a joke from both PA and CTRL+ALT+DEL
Rather than go quietly into the night, I'd like to announce a change of direction for Ctrl+Alt+Del, whereby I plan to take webcomics where they have never gone before. From now on, CAD will focus around two roommates and their love of curtain rods, and the many wacky adventures that ensue. I think you will all enjoy this new turn of events, and I hope you will all stick around to watch it unfold.
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UCBooties wrote:They even made a comic to rub it into everyone's faces. I thought it was a joke until I saw that CAD had recieved legal notice from PA's lawyers. If it is a joke, it's in extremely poor taste, and if not, it's utter bullshit.
If it's a joke, it could be one of those "Hey CAD, this is PA, let's pull this joke on everyone, it'll be fun" thing.

The comic madew me think maybe this isn't legit. Tychos sermon was also... overbearing. Too grandiose. Plus CADs reply had all the indications of a "Hehe we'll play along." Plus my earlier comment that this came out of nowhere.

I reserve judgement. I hope it's a practical joke and they're pulling someone's legs. And if not... then PA no longer gets browsed. Ever again. They're not always funny. They can be funny, and they can also be obnoxious.
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UCBooties wrote:Bullshit. Absolute Bullshit. Penny Arcade is claiming that the competition will drive them under, as if PA has anything to worry about. Everyone knows they were first, and despite what other strips we read, we always come back. Why? Because they're fucking funny... at least until they feel the need to cement their position as big fish in the pond. They're going to be wiping out any number of well done, creative, and funny comics. (No word yet by the way if they're going after 8-bit theater) So anyway, I hope they lose.

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Wow. Talk about overreaction. Do you still think that there's a real war between PvP and Penny Arcade? Do you have a single fucking brain cell in your head? Why the FUCK would they be serious about this? Did you even read the newspost on Penny Arcade, where they call Greg Dean a fucker and then congratulate him on his engagement in the same breath?

It. Is. A. Fucking. Joke. CAD is PLAYING ALONG. This is like the million other webcomic "wars" that happen every couple of weeks.
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It's all a joke that's poking at EA dominating the NFL franchise, and Take-Two's counter-attack by getting the MLBPA license.
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I think a couple people are simply guilty of not reading the entire article. PA is long winded at times, and I bet when he went to CAD he saw the "Notice from PAs lawyers" and went off the hook. Because I don't see how you could read the entire article and think it was serious.
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Post by Pint0 Xtreme »

:lol: :lol:

Sorry, but it surprised me to find someone took their "lawsuit" seriously.
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Oh, you gullible moron! :lol:

This is going to be fucking awesome. I can't wait to see all the other sites responses. (I read most of the comics regularly anyways, besides CtrlAltDel and PvP.)
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Which of the letters in the word satire do you have trouble with?
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Ok, I'm an ass...

Nothing new i suppose. I guess I just get touchy when people try to control creative content. And sorry, I still think it's in poor taste.
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I immediatly tought of a hoax
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Dear lord, people. Do Gabe and Tycho strike you as the types who would really do something like this? They've historically had fun relationships with all the other web comics, for fuck's sake. They love being in the community.
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UCBooties wrote:Ok, I'm an ass...

Nothing new i suppose. I guess I just get touchy when people try to control creative content. And sorry, I still think it's in poor taste.
Because why?
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What's that? A Penny Arcade comic that's of "poor taste"? That's certainly never happened before! :lol:
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Thank you UC, I'm going to be snickering for the rest of the day.
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Kamakazie Sith wrote:
UCBooties wrote:Ok, I'm an ass...

Nothing new i suppose. I guess I just get touchy when people try to control creative content. And sorry, I still think it's in poor taste.
Because why?
There's a special kind of people that always think that satire is in poor taste. Just look at the overreaction and outrage some guys got for the whole bashing of LoTR claiming they fucked up the battle scenes because the Orc "EXTRAS" were wearing fucking MODERN TENNIS SHOES or because Bilbo didn't submit the ring to the local Lost & Found when he found it instead of keeping it :roll:

Yes, people said it was in bad taste. Over and over. And over. And over.

It's the typical "EVEN IF ITS A JOKE ITS NOT FUNEEEH!!!" people spout when they're bitter with no sense of humour and get his ego bruised when they look like retards for not figuring it out and being pointed and laughed at.
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Damn quotes.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:What's that? A Penny Arcade comic that's of "poor taste"? That's certainly never happened before! :lol:
Can we say "fruitfucker"? :lol:
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:What's that? A Penny Arcade comic that's of "poor taste"? That's certainly never happened before! :lol:
Like the one about the man being raped to death by hungry raptors? :P

But ohh, laughing out loud, this thread made my fucking day. Sure, one person misreads something and jumps to conclusions, but a second person reads their rmablings and jumps in?

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This looks like a joke.
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