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NEWS FLASH: Zombie Bin Laden ruled out by experts.

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Poached off a Fark'd site. Honestly, the funniest 'Headline' from CNN I've ever seen.

On the plus side, ravening hordes of undead terrorists are no longer anticipated.
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*blink*

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At least it's some accurate news reporting for once. Though if they haven't specifically ruled out undead, then it's a possibility we need to keep on the table
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"Shoot the Bin Laden turban and the Bin Laden body dies."
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In news just to hand, Homeland Security have put an alert out for a mid-30's white male, named Herbert West, in relation to the re-animating of terrorists.
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weemadando wrote:In news just to hand, Homeland Security have put an alert out for a mid-30's white male, named Herbert West, in relation to the re-animating of terrorists.
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Re: NEWS FLASH: Zombie Bin Laden ruled out by experts.

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SirNitram wrote:Poached off a Fark'd site. Honestly, the funniest 'Headline' from CNN I've ever seen.

On the plus side, ravening hordes of undead terrorists are no longer anticipated.
I dunno... the "18 times the speed of light" headline during the Shuttle disaster was pretty funny too.
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Re: NEWS FLASH: Zombie Bin Laden ruled out by experts.

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Crayz9000 wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Poached off a Fark'd site. Honestly, the funniest 'Headline' from CNN I've ever seen.

On the plus side, ravening hordes of undead terrorists are no longer anticipated.
I dunno... the "18 times the speed of light" headline during the Shuttle disaster was pretty funny too.
Wait, they actually said that? :shock:
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Re: NEWS FLASH: Zombie Bin Laden ruled out by experts.

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Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:Wait, they actually said that? :shock:
*shrugs* Possibly.

Link showing a pic of the screen

I wouldn't at all be surprised if some monkey down in routing got light confused with sound while typing up the ticker.
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Re: NEWS FLASH: Zombie Bin Laden ruled out by experts.

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Crayz9000 wrote: I wouldn't at all be surprised if some monkey down in routing got light confused with sound while typing up the ticker.
Or the Foil Hat People are right, and the U.S. has a secret FTL drive system.





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that wasn't the shuttle, it was a dadleus-class ship.
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Re: NEWS FLASH: Zombie Bin Laden ruled out by experts.

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Crayz9000 wrote:
Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba wrote:Wait, they actually said that? :shock:
*shrugs* Possibly.

Link showing a pic of the screen

I wouldn't at all be surprised if some monkey down in routing got light confused with sound while typing up the ticker.
Probably the latter given the obscene haste to report such things.
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weemadando wrote:In news just to hand, Homeland Security have put an alert out for a mid-30's white male, named Herbert West, in relation to the re-animating of terrorists.
Don't you mean William Birkin?
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JME2 wrote:
weemadando wrote:In news just to hand, Homeland Security have put an alert out for a mid-30's white male, named Herbert West, in relation to the re-animating of terrorists.
Don't you mean William Birkin?
West is Lovecraft's Birkin, if you think of it that way.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
JME2 wrote:
weemadando wrote:In news just to hand, Homeland Security have put an alert out for a mid-30's white male, named Herbert West, in relation to the re-animating of terrorists.
Don't you mean William Birkin?
West is Lovecraft's Birkin, if you think of it that way.
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I'm sorry, but that headline doesn't get me to thinking zombies.
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PainRack wrote:I'm sorry, but that headline doesn't get me to thinking zombies.
*snip image*
It's time to photoshop zombie Osama into some of those pics...
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