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Must have ubergeek tool!
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"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
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I could paint over the top of my keys for the price of any cheap modeling paint. Unless this keyboard has a blowjob function, I think I'll pass.
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Yet what he creates tends to be total shit. Example: Ode to Spot.
Purely subjective. Believe it or not, there are people who like that poem.
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Yet what he creates tends to be total shit. Example: Ode to Spot.
Purely subjective. Believe it or not, there are people who like that poem.
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The individually weighted keys are an interesting idea, but i'd rather be able to see what i'm typing.
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I wonder if the invidually weighted keys are as easy to yank out as other keyboards. Dust builds up and I can't have all sorts of hair and crap getting stuck in my keyboard because the weighted keys won't let me get into the damned thing.2000AD wrote:The individually weighted keys are an interesting idea, but i'd rather be able to see what i'm typing.
It is intersting though.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
Yet what he creates tends to be total shit. Example: Ode to Spot.
Purely subjective. Believe it or not, there are people who like that poem.
There are people who like to eat shit too. Those people are idiots.- Darth Servo and Bounty.
Yet what he creates tends to be total shit. Example: Ode to Spot.
Purely subjective. Believe it or not, there are people who like that poem.
There are people who like to eat shit too. Those people are idiots.- Darth Servo and Bounty.
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Think I'll pass, the only thing I've thought 'wow' at was that keyboard that projects itself onto any surface so that you don't actually need the keyboard anymore. Thought that was kind of snazzy, but as has been said, even though I can type blind for the most part, it's not something I'm going to go out and buy for bragging rights.
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Having the keys on the board helps me a lot--I have no idea where things like the ~hyphen are.
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I'm probably going to buy this, for the express reason of fucking with the brains of everyone who uses my comp.
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Hehe, that's my thought, too. Sooooo tempting....
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Quite an interesting design. I might consider picking it up if I didn't like my Microsoft Natural Pro.
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Bah, I've made my own years ago. Had this cheap keyboard, got a can of black paint for cars, spread a few newspapers on the floor, and painted it.
It was quite adequate to keep unwanted hands away from my PC . Plus I had a blast seeing some fumbling around with it, trying to find the keys they wanted (and failing to do so)
It was quite adequate to keep unwanted hands away from my PC . Plus I had a blast seeing some fumbling around with it, trying to find the keys they wanted (and failing to do so)
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This looks like a rebranded Keytronic keyboard. They are actually pretty nice keyboards to type on but nothing beats the IBM Model M.
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I think their catch phrase shouldn't be "Ubergeeks only" but "Das Keyboard: It Demands Obedience"
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Ah! The all black Darth Vader keyboard.
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I did something similar to Dead_Ghost: got out a file and removed the letters from all the keys. Yes, it took a long time. And yeah, it's kinda funny to see people sit down at my computer, ready to go, then blink in surprise when they see the keyboard. "There's no letters!" Like it's the most amazing thing they've ever seen.
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Is my vision bad, or are they all the same exact keyboard, save the attached/detached cable (Mine is attached, hell if I recall from what year it's from!)phongn wrote:This looks like a rebranded Keytronic keyboard. They are actually pretty nice keyboards to type on but nothing beats the IBM Model M.