D&D: Vote for Meepo!

Steven Snyder · Post by **Steven Snyder** » 2005-07-28 02:04pm

For those of you that went through The Sunless Citadel and met that pathetic little kobold, well WoTC is doing a creature competition and he is in it.

After soundly defeating the horrible Celestial Badger several weeks ago, the bastards at WoTC have thrown him into another cage with a sinister Succubus Paladin.

Now every pimple-faced teenage boy who has never kissed a girl, is going to vote for the Succubus because they think she 'puts out' or is hot or some shit like that. So vote against that bitch and help setup the final Meepo vs. Tarrasque Deathmatch that everyone is waiting for.

Remember, a vote for Meepo is a vote for Meepo.

Click here to vote

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2005-07-28 02:10pm

The Meepo I met was pretty awesome. He managed to get six critical hits in a row. Damn near saved the party. Sadly, he fell in battle against that wormling.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2005-07-28 02:37pm

Meepo fucking owns. And he does 1d4 damage when used as a melee weapon.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2005-07-28 03:01pm

Now every pimple-faced teenage boy who has never kissed a girl, is going to vote for the Succubus because they think she 'puts out' or is hot or some shit like that. So vote against that bitch and help setup the final Meepo vs. Tarrasque Deathmatch that everyone is waiting for.

A succubus PALADIN is not going to put out. While she may be hot, she will not have sex with someone, nor will she use her incredible seductive powers on anybody. Anyone who votes for her hoping to score is a douchebag, and should be beat over the head with a reality stick.