Game over. Creationist Trojan horse to convert our kids

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2008-01-18 10:34am

With a kickass game like this, I see young children convert by the droves.

I don't see how any other game could even come close to this orgy of sound effects, ultra realistics graphics and original gameplay. And all that for just 17 bucks!

Get the game or demo here (seems to be down at the moment though)

DaveJB · Post by **DaveJB** » 2008-01-18 11:30am

I can't see the site right now, so please tell me that that video was something a Poser animator knocked up in 5 minutes for a prank, and the website something created to further the joke.

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2008-01-18 11:33am

Come back, Wisdom Tree! All is forgiven!

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2008-01-18 11:54am

DaveJB wrote:I can't see the site right now, so please tell me that that video was something a Poser animator knocked up in 5 minutes for a prank, and the website something created to further the joke.

Site is up again.

God I hope it's meant satirical

Post by **Kuja** » 2008-01-18 11:54am

"I like books about animals. Those other books are boring to me."

"Did Noah have creature racing ater the Great Flood?"

I had to stop watching because I couldn't stop laughing.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2008-01-18 03:23pm

In it's defence, it has a part with a F4U Corsair bombing the shit out of them.

It's also highly scientific. What with the spaceshuttle on the moon

Andrew_Fireborn · Post by **Andrew_Fireborn** » 2008-01-18 04:16pm

It had that rare combination of amusement, and face contorting horror at the revelation of a new depth of bad...

I mean... Those models and animations were out of date back in the PS1's day...

And... wow... the voice acting was so... I'm not sure you could find worse delivery if you tried. And the writer should probably be beaten with something ironic...

DaveJB · Post by **DaveJB** » 2008-01-18 05:18pm

Well, the website's working now. I can't try out the demo (OS X apparently has no place in God's great plan), but I LOL'd hard at their "Awards" page, which has 10 or so awards proudly proclaiming that the game is... free of viruses and malware!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2008-01-18 07:31pm

BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! If this is seriously the best those fucknuggets can do, then they're doomed to go extinct! This is like asking a cricket phaser to penetrate the shields of an ISD!

EDIT: And the vid looks like something slapped together in an old version of Movie Maker. I'll bet that Poe can whip the pants off these guys in that department. LOLOLOL

Executor32 · Post by **Executor32** » 2008-01-18 08:43pm

There's no way that's anything but satire, it's too hilariously awesome. I mean, launching animals out of cannons and horses hijacking trains?

Coiler · Post by **Coiler** » 2008-01-19 01:03pm

I particularly like the announcer's bored sounding voice-for some reason it reminds me of the song "Oh Yeah".

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2008-01-19 01:03pm

Must be really popular. I'm getting a Bandwidth Limit Exceeded error.

Vanas · Post by **Vanas** » 2008-01-19 02:34pm

A little part of me just died. I think it was most of my braincells. I mean, ouch.