Favorite lines in video games

[Oni Koneko Damien]

Disgaea is chock full of perfect lines.

And you have somehow managed to quote ones which do not inlcude Mid-Boss.

For shame.

That would be because I have no way of capturing his blatantly fake french accent in text form. And it's just not the same without the accent.

[charlemagne]

My favourite lines are from the Monkey Island games, too... part of it is certainly because I have the fondest memories of playing 1 + 2 when I was a kid. Only thinking of the very first dialogue in The Secret of Monkey Island cracks me up, I always chose "Call me Ishmael" when asked "Who's there" It's hilarious, and it would've won me a million € on "Who wants to be a Millionaire", I couldn't believe people didn't know that this is the first sentence in "Moby Dick" because thanks to MI I knew it since I was 10

[pj1351]

I've always loved the silly group end of battle lines from Tales of Symphonia:

Lloyd with a female group:
Lloyd: "Did everyone see me?"
Colette: "You were great Lloyd!"
Sheena: "You're incredible!"
Raine: "We're counting on you."
Lloyd: "Heh heh..."

Lloyd with a male group:
Lloyd: "Did everyone see me?"
Genis: "Yeah, Lloyd, you were great!"
Zelos: "You're the best!"
Lloyd: "It just isn't the same..."

Sheena: "And don't come back!"
Colette: "I don't think they can come back."
Sheena: "... Um... You're becoming more like Lloyd, aren't you?"

Sheena: "Did you see my attack?"
Zelos: "Oh yeah, Baby. I was watching all right."
Sheena: "For some reason, I don't think that was what you were focusing on."

From Persona 3:
Junpei: Yo, Yuka-tan. This is a tough case, even for Junpei Iori, Ace Detective.
Yukari: Ace Detective? Are you stupid or something? More like Stupei, Ace Defective.