[GTGOD3] Gnome Arena

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-10 09:14pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Appears beside DGG.* Dude, that was hilarious, here are some pants man.

*Cyran waves his hands around, and a pair of pink pants with purple polka dots that are about 20 sizes to large appear on DGG.* There, perfect fit...

I think...

*frowns* Uh...maybe I'll just ask RougeIce to get me some more. *pokes the oversized clown-pants made for a friggin' giant*

Yeah, definately, thanks anyways...

And um, could you like NEVER do that again? *points to his EXTRA-CRISPY legs*

Thanks...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-10 09:15pm

*Frowns* Awww, why not? I thought it was funny. Besides, you have only yourself to blame for acting all heroic and throwing yourself infront of that.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-10 09:27pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Frowns* Awww, why not? I thought it was funny. Besides, you have only yourself to blame for acting all heroic and throwing yourself infront of that.

Well what was I supposed to do? Fly away and leave my comrades to die?

*Cyran nods*

Well....maybe next time.

Then again *pokes pants* I could try and make them fit. I can't imagine how, but just maybe I can.

Ice · Post by **Ice** » 2003-06-10 09:58pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Well what was I supposed to do? Fly away and leave my comrades to die?

*Cyran nods*

Well....maybe next time.

Then again *pokes pants* I could try and make them fit. I can't imagine how, but just maybe I can.

Since when did I become a tailor?

Ah well... *resizes DGG's new clown pants; and not three, but FOUR sizes too small*

Whoops...

Ah well, I'm a Grand Vizier, not a tailor... *goes to buy new pants that are lavendar and pink*

Here you go! And keep in mind I'm on another computer, hence the new name, and, well, the color on this moniter is screwy.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-10 10:04pm

Ice wrote:Since when did I become a tailor?

*points to RougeIce's degree hanging on the wall, it reads: Validictorian(sp?) of the Knotting, Nitting, Sewing, and all around Tailoring School for Gnomes*

I guess you just've forgotten your tailoring skills as time progressed.

Ah well... *resizes DGG's new clown pants; and not three, but FOUR sizes too small*

Whoops...

Ah well, I'm a Grand Vizier, not a tailor... *goes to buy new pants that are lavendar and pink*

I...can't...breathe....too...tight...ugh....*belly bursts out of pants, flinging the button around the room like a bullet*

DUCK!

And keep in mind I'm on another computer, hence the new name, and, well, the color on this moniter is screwy.

Why can't you access your regular account from a different computer?

Ice · Post by **Ice** » 2003-06-10 10:09pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*points to RougeIce's degree hanging on the wall, it reads: Validictorian(sp?) of the Knotting, Nitting, Sewing, and all around Tailoring School for Gnomes*

I guess you just've forgotten your tailoring skills as time progressed.

Really. Ah. Well, must just be the new account then.

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Why can't you access your regular account from a different computer?

I needed an excuse to get this account's postcount to a 100 so I can have my three stars, and I figured this was as good as any.

Of course, the connection is crappy and the pictures are taking forever to load on this POS thing...glad I'm getting my own instead of this...

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-11 01:27am

What? Nobody's gonna save me? *Floats around as a cloud of plasma around the exploded sun*

Oh well...

*Rewinds time*

*Benstirak Siral netral*

*Jodoforce is teleported into the nearest star*

Doesn't, thanks to NecronLord upholding the no-bullshit rule for us.

*Salutes NecronLord at the crash site of the France-shaped continent*

Thanks NecronLord... you were a most worthy and honorable opponent... if a little forgetful

*Wonders what to do now that the sun has exploded*

Well, of course all our gnomes have combat spacesuits in reserve... don't know about the rest of you guys

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-11 08:20pm

*Laughs evilly and casts a spell turning every gnome's pants throughout the expanse of the multiverse into clown pants.*

Is there anything more EVIL and SADISTIC then that? If there is keep it to yourself.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-11 08:26pm

Oh, I am perfectly capable of survival in vacuum.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-11 11:37pm

Duh

I mean the regular soldiers

*turns Cyran's wand into a whopper*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-11 11:46pm

JodoForce wrote:*turns Cyran's wand into a whopper*

*eats Cyran's wand*

Sorry dude, I couldn't resist. It was just so good.

BK SPOKESPERSON: You too can have a juicy, flame-broiled Whopper today just by riding over to your local Burger King! This weeks special includes--*STAB*

ME: Don't get me wrong, dude, BK rules, but I don't need you promoting it in this TGOD, kay?

BK SPOKES.: *cough, weeze, fall over dead*

ME: Okay then. *continues to munch on Cyran's wand, removing his new clown pants and having GNOMICON deliver a new pair*

I'm getting sick of all this pants stuff! I want just regular pants! Like Darth Vader's; look at the avatar people, does it look like I'm wearing clown pants ot you? NO! *finishes Cyran's wand*

Oh that was good.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-12 07:15am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
JodoForce wrote:*turns Cyran's wand into a whopper*
*eats Cyran's wand*

Sorry dude, I couldn't resist. It was just so good.

BK SPOKESPERSON: You too can have a juicy, flame-broiled Whopper today just by riding over to your local Burger King! This weeks special includes--*STAB*

ME: Don't get me wrong, dude, BK rules, but I don't need you promoting it in this TGOD, kay?

BK SPOKES.: *cough, weeze, fall over dead*

ME: Okay then. *continues to munch on Cyran's wand, removing his new clown pants and having GNOMICON deliver a new pair*

I'm getting sick of all this pants stuff! I want just regular pants! Like Darth Vader's; look at the avatar people, does it look like I'm wearing clown pants ot you? NO! *finishes Cyran's wand*

Oh that was good.

::::: Runs in from outta nowhere and Tackles DGG, then starts punching him in the face repeatedly:::::

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-12 05:25pm

*Stares at DGG.* Did you just...you just...

*Steals his stabby knife back.* You...BASTARD, you...you touched my Stabby knife. You have to the count of three to run...

1...

3...

*Chases after DGG, wielding his knife.*

DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-12 05:41pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Stares at DGG.* Did you just...you just...

*Steals his stabby knife back.* You...BASTARD, you...you touched my Stabby knife. You have to the count of three to run...

1...
3...

*Chases after DGG, wielding his knife.*

DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

*somewhere in the background--

Mr. Stabby, la la la la la la, la la la la la la he's Mr. Stabby*

Aww c'mon, it turned into a friggin' hamburger; what did you expect me to do, treat it with love and care? Send it to some starving kid in Africa? NOT eat it! You must be mad if so. I love me's the bovine meat. But, just because I like ya *ducks as Cyran swings at his head* I'll lend you my................................

GOLDEN KNIFE!

Thats right, made of pure %100 unrefined gold, and yet thanks to modern Gnomish technologies, its one million times harder than steel. Its all shiny, has these cool hieroglyphics scratched in on the side, AND has a guarenteed 15 yr/100,000 stabs warranty tacked on.

But most importantly of all: It can penetrate that annoying warrior's armor!

All this can be yours if you don't kill me! Whaddaya say? *ducks again*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-12 05:42pm

HEY!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT ME????????

:::::: Once again charges from the shadows and tackles DGG::::::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-12 05:45pm

Darksider wrote:HEY!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT ME????????

Oh, right, that insect.

:::::: Once again charges from the shadows and tackles DGG::::::

*turns from his dealings with Cyran to stab DSider through the heart with his GOLDEN KNIFE*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-12 05:46pm

*Continues to stab furiously at DGG.*

DIE PITIFUL HALF GNOME!!!

*Laughs evilly as DGG trips and falls, just before he can deliver the final blow Darksider crashes into him and they fall right into DGG and all three start rolling around as Cyran tries to randomly stab whoever is infront of him.*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-12 05:48pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:HEY!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT ME????????
Oh, right, that insect.

:::::: Once again charges from the shadows and tackles DGG::::::
*turns from his dealings with Cyran to stab DSider through the heart with his GOLDEN KNIFE*

:::::: Dodges to the side of the Knife just in time and punches DGG in the face, kicks him in the knee, popping the bone out, grabs him, and hurls him into a wall

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-12 05:51pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Continues to stab furiously at DGG.*

DIE PITIFUL HALF GNOME!!!

*Laughs evilly as DGG trips and falls, just before he can deliver the final blow Darksider crashes into him and they fall right into DGG and all three start rolling around as Cyran tries to randomly stab whoever is infront of him.*

*they contiune rolling*

Are you sure you don't want my GOLDEN KNIFE? It really is shiny...

*bonks head on a rock*

Sasafrasin'

*stabs also, possibly stabbing himself in the shin; although that might have been Cyran, hard to tell....*

PS.--DSider, Garden Gnomes don't have bones!

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-14 04:31am

*Blows referee-style whistle at the furball*

That's enough you clowns! Now back to your regular TGODding!

bump

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-15 12:49am

JodoForce wrote:*Blows referee-style whistle at the furball*

That's enough you clowns! Now back to your regular TGODding!

bump

Not to worry. As soon as Phong notices our new TGOD he is bound to lock this one.

What is it with SEGNOR and TGODs? We don't really ask for 'em, but they show up anyway. Wierd. *notices the rest of SDNet approaching as a lynch mob* Well, maybe not that bad, but we are on quite a few people's hit lists.

Ah, it's so hard being a member of SEGNOR.