World's worst RPG

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-07-17 03:25pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:The people who made that game should get the shit beaten out of them and then be raped to death by big sweaty sex offenders.

Problem is, given their displayed personalities, they're likely to know them personally.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-07-18 03:52am

Exterminatus is in order.

The review was bad enough. The rebuttal was fucking retarded. The rulebook itself was fucked up beyond all recognition. These guys need a fucking Darwin Award.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-18 06:00am

Damn, and I used to be able to go out and say, no I have played the worst games ever, or at least attempted it..

Nope, they finally have ones that this die hard won't go near with a mile long pole...

Or may I suggest that they get attacked by the denizens of one of the other worst games ever?This looks like a job for the Lesbian Biker Nuns of the Post-Apacalypse.

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-07-18 06:02am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Damn, and I used to be able to go out and say, no I have played the worst games ever, or at least attempted it..

Nope, they finally have ones that this die hard won't go near with a mile long pole...

I know what you mean. For the first time in my life, I feel compelled to grant all the RPG-hating fundies the point. Thanks, FATAL, for showing us that something has to be wrong with a hobby that allows such things to exist.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-18 06:06am

Compared to that,

Gor RPG, Hawkworld RPG, Aftermath, and that Bounty Hunter game, were all great...

fuck I wish I could remember the Bounty Hunter Sci-Fi game..... (yeah, everyone plays a bounty hunter, and you had to soup up your ship, and go space pirate hunting...)

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-07-18 06:17am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Compared to that,

Gor RPG, Hawkworld RPG, Aftermath, and that Bounty Hunter game, were all great...

fuck I wish I could remember the Bounty Hunter Sci-Fi game..... (yeah, everyone plays a bounty hunter, and you had to soup up your ship, and go space pirate hunting...)

Strontium Dog?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-18 10:16pm

Possible, I didn't include Escape from Castle Falkenhorst, The Time traveling Bar, and IT came from the late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late show. (Game for RPing B & Hentai movies) because those were all actually GOOD.

Especally the last one. <Kills tentecle monster with Shotgun>

David · Post by **David** » 2003-07-19 05:39pm

Moved to G&C.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-07-20 09:38am

DIFFICULT? Oh, yeah. Anyone with the force of will to endure reading all 900+ pages of this homesick abortion of a game (without going insane and making sacrifices to sweet Azathoth for a merciful annihilation of the universe) is no one to be fucked with.

I am now going to download and read this monster turkey. Wish me luck - at least being a Horseman should give some protection.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-07-20 10:03am

NecronLord wrote:I am now going to download and read this monster turkey. Wish me luck - at least being a Horseman should give some protection.

Dude...this game scared ME.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-07-20 01:19pm

I thought it was pretty funny.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-07-20 01:51pm

If I could play a game with 128 pages on how to role play in a B-Movie or Hentai universe, as well as create charracters....

Mind you "Late Show" was actually FUN to play, as long as you didn't take it seriously, and you couldn't really.