Half-life 2-An inside look

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Half-life 2-An inside look

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Sorry for getting your hopes up, it's actually a spoof article. :P Worth reading though
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The graphics are so realistic!
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Bah. Shitty textures and poor level design.
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Post by Mitth`raw`nuruodo »

bleh, download Steam. Click "Half-Life 2 Media". Drool.

("Half-Life 2 Media" is under "Games", by the way)

Currently you have 3 high-quality, high-resolution STEAM EXCLUSIVE movies:
Gman - really nice, it was being generated on the fly when it was produced, now it's a movie you get to watch.
Docks - shows the purty graphics and level design, looks nice, but too short
Kliener's Lab - very nice, I love the graphics, and how characters interact with you. Their eyes follow you around the room, if you bump into something they might tell you to be careful, it's great.
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What's the etch specs for HL2?
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What's the etch specs for HL2?
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