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Great guide for securing windows XP

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http://www.markusjansson.net/exp.html

A very active member in an other forum found here: http://www.dslreports.com

D/L his guide and print it out for newly installed computers.
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Securing Windows XP.

Step 1: Install Linux.
Step 2: Spend hours fucking with Linux and trying to set it up.
Step 3: Get fucking fed up with Linux and all the "RTFM!" responses you're getting on Linux message boards and IRC chats.
Step 4: Reinstall Windows XP.
Step 5: Continue with normal tutorial.

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Thanx for the find. :D
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Durandal wrote:Securing Windows XP.

Step 1: Install Linux.
Step 2: Spend hours fucking with Linux and trying to set it up.
Step 3: Get fucking fed up with Linux and all the "RTFM!" responses you're getting on Linux message boards and IRC chats.
Step 4: Reinstall Windows XP.
Step 5: Continue with normal tutorial.

Sorry, had to do something aside from the standard Linux plug. :)
If that wasnt so damn long, I'ld stick it in my sig :D

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Don't waste your time. I have a one-step guide to securing Windows XP:

1) Disconnect your modem.

Trust me, it's the only foolproof way.
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Windows settings + Firewall + virus scanner + spyware killer + common sense and caution.
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