The TGOD must return!

Bill Door · Post by **Bill Door** » 2003-12-13 09:29pm

Hmmm... Do the Black Mages know the Rite of AshkEnte?

All you need is three small bits of wood and 4 cc of mouse blood.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-12-13 10:18pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:That doesn't even make any sense...

Sure it does.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-12-13 10:20pm

*Eats popcorn as he watches from his transdimensional window.* Damn, this is great TV. I was wondering when they were gonna air this show again.

*Cyran is sitting in the middle of space with no planets to be seen, no stars for lightyears, he just sits there eating his popcorn and watching the show, his Trusty High-Powered Rifle lying on nothing beside him.*

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-12-13 10:37pm

*Base stars start forming obscene pictures viewable from 1000 kilometers away*

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-12-14 12:24am

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Eats popcorn as he watches from his transdimensional window.* Damn, this is great TV. I was wondering when they were gonna air this show again.

*Cyran is sitting in the middle of space with no planets to be seen, no stars for lightyears, he just sits there eating his popcorn and watching the show, his Trusty High-Powered Rifle lying on nothing beside him.*

::buzzes Cyran in his Janeway ship, in all of its nude, nasty, horribleness::

Feels good to have TGOD back

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-14 05:10pm

*puts on a small golden ring on his left ring finger. The ring then starts to blaze forth markings in burning fire. The inscription is of an ancient dialect of Elvish...*

the Ring wrote:One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

*The effect of the One Ring is immediate. Sn0's usual chartreuse glow is replaced with a much brighter and more malevolent fire as the spirit and dark majicks of Sauron, trapped forever within the Ring, rend the air asunder with Unholy Hellfire.

Sn0 unholsters his Railgun, aims at Straha's Janeway Ship, charges up a monstrous Railgundoken, and focuses his primal rage and fury into the forthcoming attack. Then, he fires*

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-12-14 05:43pm

The 1st IIP Battle Ship Wing uses it's fold drives to pop into the midst of the Gnomish Fleet and Begins unleashing burning death upon them at close range, focusing fire on individual ships in order to make up for inferior numbers.

Psycho Smiley · Post by **Psycho Smiley** » 2003-12-14 06:07pm

While the 1st Wing concentrates its fire on the greatest immediate threats, infiltrator penguins creep out of the food freezers in the supply ships, sabotage the ammunition and fuel supplies, and flee as dozens of warships are destroyed by each exploding tender.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-12-14 06:15pm

::::::: A massive fleet of ships emerges from hyperspace near the fighting:::::

Darksider: Captain, has the entire battlegroup reverted to realspace?

Captain: Yes sir.

Tactical officer: there's one hell of a fight going on sir. Who do we attack?

Darksider: So many choices, can't decide. just wait here till someone shoots at us, then turn their fleet into an expanding gas cloud.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-12-14 06:34pm

Straha wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Eats popcorn as he watches from his transdimensional window.* Damn, this is great TV. I was wondering when they were gonna air this show again.

*Cyran is sitting in the middle of space with no planets to be seen, no stars for lightyears, he just sits there eating his popcorn and watching the show, his Trusty High-Powered Rifle lying on nothing beside him.*
::buzzes Cyran in his Janeway ship, in all of its nude, nasty, horribleness::

Feels good to have TGOD back

*Screams, and cowers for a moment, then pulls up his Trusty High-Powered Rifle and fires, the Reality shields on the bullet protecting them from even the strongest of anti-reality shields. The shot puts an immensly large hole in the Janeway ships ass just as Ein's bolt flies over Cyran's head.*

Oh fuck this is gonna hurt... *Cyran creates a shield for himself.*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-12-14 07:36pm

Alyrium smiles evily to himself as he thinks of his next spell...

"Transfomo loci!"

And the engines of the ganeway ship disappear, and appears at the event horizon of the black hole that used to be Sol