NEW from EvilX!
The Politically Incorrect Adventures of Gewt Ningrich
The Politically Incorrect Adventures of Gewt Ningrich is the first release from terra software. In the game you are Senator Gewt Ningrich, that champion of conservatism who is a little down on his luck at the start of the game. You must guide Gewt on his quest across America and into space in order to win both the votes of the people and some COLD HARD CASH !!!
Beat Baby Seals for CASH!!!
Kill evil Hippie Eco-Scum and Chop Down Trees!!!
Hold an EXTREME press conference!!!
Get Digitized by the Christian Conspiracy and Shut Down the EVIL INTERNET!!!
Shoot Abortion Doctors, talk to Jesus and more in SmallTown U.S.A
Journey into Space to Negotiate with Aliens for the Future of our Planet!!!
Return to D.C. and challenge President Clint Billton to a DEATH MATCH SHOWDOWN for the future of the FREE WORLD!!!
All this and so much more.......
The FULL shareware version is NOW AVAILABLE!
Revelations 1:7
Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him.
TARGET: BRIGHAM YOUNG
TARGET: JAH
TARGET: RA
TARGET: THE POPE
TARGET: ZEUS
TARGET: MUHAMMED
TARGET: VISHNU
TARGET: BUDDHA
TARGET: SATAN & THE ANTICHRIST
Production Note:
Be not afraid! The Lord hath deemed that Jesus Christ Super Commando is not yet ready for the likes of mere mortals. We anticipate that He will let you partake in its rightousness on His birthday later this year. When He will return to smote your feeble corporeal body into the filthy earth along with your 6 billion brethren and any of their Gods which they may hold above Him.
Thank You, and we apologize for the delay but the Lord is very
busy...
That's the wrong way to tickle Mary, that's the wrong way to kiss!
Don't you know that, over here lad, they like it best like this!
Hooray, pour les français! Farewell, Angleterre!
We didn't know how to tickle Mary, but we learnt how, over there!
