Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscree3)
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
I actually thought the first game had a pretty sound examination of ideas of faith and freedom. And not 'whee Leonardo ROFFLE' like the later games.
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
I thought of Assassin's Creed 2 as being a revenge plot, but I can't say why they went in that direction. Initially I thought that was a great hook to make me like the character of Ezio because Altair seemed like such a no-nonsense character (at this point I'd played all of fifteen minutes of the first Assassin's Creed).
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
So, Ubi Soft has done a lot of showing off AssCreed III at E3:
I have to say, the naval battle minigame looks freaking amazing, way better than the tower defense crap in the last one.
I have to say, the naval battle minigame looks freaking amazing, way better than the tower defense crap in the last one.
どうして?お前が夜に自身お触れるから。
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
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but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
Is anyone but me a bit more interested in Liberation more than III?
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
It looks pretty good and all, but it's on a system I neither own nor plan to own any time soon. In fact, I only know one person who has one.
どうして?お前が夜に自身お触れるから。
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
The ships are a bit too zippy though, like the entire battle's being fought on crack.Executor32 wrote: I have to say, the naval battle minigame looks freaking amazing, way better than the tower defense crap in the last one.
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It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
No one plays video games to be bored.
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
I'd rather it was too fast than too slow. It brings back memories of the Sea Dogs games though.
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
Yeah, I watched that. I haven't played anything since the first one, but I may get back in just for the naval combat. Though I got a distinct, 'Patriot the Game' feel from the first trailer. No matter what Ubisoft may say.
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
Whoa whoa whoa... almost a whole page without bashing AMERIKA!!
You guys are slipping.
You guys are slipping.
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
If still had my flag burn image somewhere I would post it now, just because.Havok wrote:Whoa whoa whoa... almost a whole page without bashing AMERIKA!!
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Well Connor had his line about "they speak of liberty...FOR WHOM!?" I can't watch the naval video since I'm at work, but can someone confirm it's Connor helping the British like I've heard?Havok wrote:Whoa whoa whoa... almost a whole page without bashing AMERIKA!!
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Don't think so. He still seems to be fighting the British, but the enemy ships aren't of clear allegiance.Losonti Tokash wrote:Well Connor had his line about "they speak of liberty...FOR WHOM!?" I can't watch the naval video since I'm at work, but can someone confirm it's Connor helping the British like I've heard?Havok wrote:Whoa whoa whoa... almost a whole page without bashing AMERIKA!!
You guys are slipping.
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If the narrative is good it'll be nice and everything and if it isn't, i'll just hit the skip button on every cutscene and play what might still be a fun game. Somehow I doubt it will be blatant Patriot-aping though. Connor in that second video didn't seem too enthusiastic about dealing with the Americans either.
I hope the death monologues are still in though. :V
I hope the death monologues are still in though. :V
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
'Let the Patriots fight their own battles'. The main villain is a Patriot, too. If nothing else the game looks really slick. Like the way Connor moves and does things are quite fluid and impressive, and the frontier environment looks really cool.
Also that redcoat counter-countering Connor with a headbutt and then deathglaring him in that fight was kind of funny :v
Also that redcoat counter-countering Connor with a headbutt and then deathglaring him in that fight was kind of funny :v
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
Any idea who's playing Connor yet? He sounds just like Altaïr in the first AssCreed, i.e. Phillip Shahbaz.
どうして?お前が夜に自身お触れるから。
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
Ubisoft has stated that Connor's voice actor is half-Native American.Executor32 wrote:Any idea who's playing Connor yet? He sounds just like Altaïr in the first AssCreed, i.e. Phillip Shahbaz.
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
The enemy ships are English, at least the second big one is that comes in after the storm begins, since one of the crewmen says "English are on us, captain!" when it appears on the horizon.DarkArk wrote:Don't think so. He still seems to be fighting the British, but the enemy ships aren't of clear allegiance.Losonti Tokash wrote:Well Connor had his line about "they speak of liberty...FOR WHOM!?" I can't watch the naval video since I'm at work, but can someone confirm it's Connor helping the British like I've heard?Havok wrote:Whoa whoa whoa... almost a whole page without bashing AMERIKA!!
You guys are slipping.
I forgot to mention earlier, I noticed that the player ship fires chain shot at the last enemy ship at about 4:08. I have to wonder if there are different selectable shot types, or if it's just automatically done when finishing off a ship you need to board.
どうして?お前が夜に自身お触れるから。
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
It's been said that you can select which ammunition is loaded.
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
Yay, more gameplay, this time on the Wii U instead of PS3:
The more I see footage of this game, the more I want it RIGHT GODDAMN NOW.
The more I see footage of this game, the more I want it RIGHT GODDAMN NOW.
どうして?お前が夜に自身お触れるから。
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
Looks pretty good. It's hard to tell exactly how well the game runs since YouTube videos are capped at 30fps, but the framerate looks a lot more stable than it did for at least the 360 incarnations of the last few games. Guess that confirms that the Wii U has a pretty good amount of graphics horsepower (recent rumours have suggested it's a custom Radeon 6770 variant with eDRAM and better power efficiency).
Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
Ah missed that.The enemy ships are English, at least the second big one is that comes in after the storm begins, since one of the crewmen says "English are on us, captain!" when it appears on the horizon.
I'm really loving everything that I've been seeing of the game so far.
Though I'm wondering where the story is going to go, since they seem to be keeping the game in Boston and New York. I think the addition of the player controller ship will be very interesting. Battle of the Chesapeake anyone?
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
I'm interested in seeing more of the wildernesses traversal stuff, the canned animation at the start of a trailer with him jinking between trees was cool, but the tree tops was cool, but seemed very same-y.
Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
So, the guards are still laughably not-dangerous, I see?
"Oy, sir, we have the guy who just murdered fifteen of ours! He's totally tied up! What do you mean we should disarm him? PREPOSTEROUS!"
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JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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Re: Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke (Asscr
Apparently they had an entire team working on the ship sailing stuff, and it's not a minigame it's a full-fledged "hop in your boat and sail where you wanna go" kind of thing.
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-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
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"Well then, science is bullshit. "
-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.