[GTGOD3] Gnome Arena

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-01 03:27pm

NecronLord wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:No no, Typhonis.
Why?

They're Catgirls...they didn't like what Typhonis was doing. *Cyran shrugs.* It happens.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-01 03:29pm

::::: all units attacking typhonis withdraw and engage the few remaining Gnome forces:::

Cyran, nevermind about that pincer attack

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-06-01 03:29pm

*the holoprojections stop as more armored fores start coming through the gates.The projection tanks retreat as the regular heavy forces take up positions .

The tanks start to levitate as there grav engines start the turret on one points at a cluster of Gnomish soldiers and fire. There scream can be heard as they are uncerimonially hurled into the warp*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-01 03:29pm

NecronLord wrote:"What's decency?"

Not hitting below the belt!

Waits, occasionally stabbing the air with his sword while saying "choppy choppy, free vesectomies..."

Oh you are soooo gonna get it!

*parrys, and follows suit with the groin stabs, moving left, then reversing his handling and coming around the back, in between the legs*

HOLD THE LINE!!!

*dozens more marines are beamed down, and begin pummeling DSiders troops furuiously with concentrated R/UR missile barrages. The Gnomish XTR-4200 appears, a massive, grinding construct situated on two treads, heavily shielded and armored, bristling with gridfire cannons, missile launchers, shuriken chuckers, and other assorted weaponry, and begins tearing through the thugs lines, smashing thug after thug like they didn't even exist*

Excellent! *runs through thug on blade, throws corpse into another who falls of the edge of the gulley, then turns bakc to Necron and continues trying to hit where the sun don't shine*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-01 03:30pm

Is there anyone left controling the Gnomish forces or is this a one sided rout????

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-01 03:31pm

Darksider wrote:::::: Contacts Cyran over comm::::

I recommend we use our forces in a standard pincer movement so that we can :::::Pauses to cleave a Gnome in two::: surround Typhonis and :::: Pauses againd and chops a Gnome's head off::::
destroy him

I'll keep half of my forces back for long range bombardment, you can do the *Pauses to eat a piece of popcorn.* same if you want. But I will send my remaining forces on the other *Pauses again to eat another piece of popcorn.* side, and they will meet in the middle. Good luck. *Sounds of a quick yelp can be heard followed by cursing about pieces of popcorn getting stuck in your gums before turning off the comm.*

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-01 03:32pm

"I thought we were united here against the foulness of gnomage? Which we seem to have defeated..."

NecronLord's personal command platform appears over the wrecked dueling groud, he floats up to it and it's shields activate and it floats to take NecronLord to survey the remmnants of gnomish forces being destroyed...

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-01 03:32pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
NecronLord wrote:"What's decency?"
Not hitting below the belt!

Waits, occasionally stabbing the air with his sword while saying "choppy choppy, free vesectomies..."
Oh you are soooo gonna get it!

*parrys, and follows suit with the groin stabs, moving left, then reversing his handling and coming around the back, in between the legs*

HOLD THE LINE!!!

*dozens more marines are beamed down, and begin pummeling DSiders troops furuiously with concentrated R/UR missile barrages. The Gnomish XTR-4200 appears, a massive, grinding construct situated on two treads, heavily shielded and armored, bristling with gridfire cannons, missile launchers, shuriken chuckers, and other assorted weaponry, and begins tearing through the thugs lines, smashing thug after thug like they didn't even exist*

Excellent! *runs through thug on blade, throws corpse into another who falls of the edge of the gulley, then turns bakc to Necron and continues trying to hit where the sun don't shine*

:::::: Uber-warriors return fire against the new Gnomish forces, holding their battle lines, while the armored units hammer the XTR-4200 with heavy fire, shredding it:::::

::::: Charges twards DGG, cutting down several Gnomish marines along the way::::

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-01 03:32pm

Darksider wrote:::::: all units attacking typhonis withdraw and engage the few remaining Gnome forces:::

Cyran, nevermind about that pincer attack

Hmph...fine...

Now what am I gonna...oh, that will be evil.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-01 03:34pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Darksider wrote:::::: Contacts Cyran over comm::::

I recommend we use our forces in a standard pincer movement so that we can :::::Pauses to cleave a Gnome in two::: surround Typhonis and :::: Pauses againd and chops a Gnome's head off::::
destroy him
I'll keep half of my forces back for long range bombardment, you can do the *Pauses to eat a piece of popcorn.* same if you want. But I will send my remaining forces on the other *Pauses again to eat another piece of popcorn.* side, and they will meet in the middle. Good luck. *Sounds of a quick yelp can be heard followed by cursing about pieces of popcorn getting stuck in your gums before turning off the comm.*

TYPHONIS IS ON OUR SIDE!!!!!!!!
ATTACK DGG. He's hammering my troops i need time to bring in more renforcements

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-06-01 03:35pm

*several of the tanks slowly slide forward and spray what looks like extremly thin silly string into the air over a cluster of gnome troops. They watch puzzld as it gracefully floats down then scream as the monomolecular strands slice them apart*

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-01 03:37pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Oh you are soooo gonna get it!

*parrys, and follows suit with the groin stabs, moving left, then reversing his handling and coming around the back, in between the legs*
*then turns bakc to Necron and continues trying to hit where the sun don't shine*

NecronLord is stabbed in the groin. He laughs, smashing the butt of the staff into DGG's sword hand,.

"You don't think a C'tan needs to worry about such things do you?"

He grabs DGG by the neck, picks him up and throws him across his command platform, which DGG must have gotten aboard while the shields were down. NecronLord picks the broadsword up and throws it to DGG, dropping his staff, and taking his phase sword, now a replica of the broadsword, and grins...

"En garde..."

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-01 03:39pm

*Pulls out 'The Trusty High-Powered Rifle' and aims it at the gnomish forces, he begins firing from a mile away and pegging off Gnomish troops immediately around DGG. Cyran smirks as his troops begin to find high ground and pull out their rifles, beginning to fire on DGG's forces from long range. Slaughtering with their rifles. Cyran takes this oppurtunity to take a break and eat lunch.*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-01 03:40pm

NecronLord wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Oh you are soooo gonna get it!

*parrys, and follows suit with the groin stabs, moving left, then reversing his handling and coming around the back, in between the legs*
*then turns bakc to Necron and continues trying to hit where the sun don't shine*
NecronLord is stabbed in the groin. He laughs, smashing the butt of the staff into DGG's sword hand,.

"You don't think a C'tan needs to worry about such things do you?"

He grabs DGG by the neck, picks him up and throws him across his command platform, which DGG must have gotten aboard while the shields were down. NecronLord picks the broadsword up and throws it to DGG, dropping his staff, and taking his phase sword, now a replica of the broadsword, and grins...

"En garde..."

::::: phases in aboard Necron's command platform, covered in Gnomish blood::::

Nice view from up here

::::: charges DGG and attempts to slice him in half from the crotch up::::

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-01 03:42pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Pulls out 'The Trusty High-Powered Rifle' and aims it at the gnomish forces, he begins firing from a mile away and pegging off Gnomish troops immediately around DGG. Cyran smirks as his troops begin to find high ground and pull out their rifles, beginning to fire on DGG's forces from long range. Slaughtering with their rifles. Cyran takes this oppurtunity to take a break and eat lunch.*

:::::: Uber-warriors continue to let out barrage after barrage of death, scattering and slaughtering the Gnomes::::

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-06-01 03:44pm

*Typhonis`s forces start to slide in behind the forces fighting Darksider .The Tanks fire warp cannons and doom weavers into the gnomish hordes.SPAI Missle launchers launch salvos into the rear of the enemy formations as rapid strike craft zip in strafing. Reglar infantry in CAPA tear into the Gnomes as Typhonis takes to the fiedld *ATTACK ATTACK NO PRISONERS NO PRISONERS

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-01 03:45pm

NL looks at Darksider for a moment before joining in the charge.

"Of course it is." he says as the sky flashes around the platform with artillery shots from the remaining gnomes.

"Try to get him onto the forward communincation array" he shouts to Darksider...

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-01 03:47pm

NecronLord wrote:NL looks at Darksider for a moment before joining in the charge.

"Of course it is." he says as the sky flashes around the platform with artillery shots from the remaining gnomes.

"Try to get him onto the forward communincation array" he shouts to Darksider...

::::: swings lightsaber, killing the Yilismari on DGG's shoulder:::

Ahhh much better

:::::: force chokes DGG and lifts him onto the foreward comm array::::

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-06-01 03:50pm

((gee why is it that when they force choke a guy they aim for the throat and not LOWER?))

*Typhonis lices a gnome in half then shoots a second one in the face with the shurien pistol mounted on the back of his arm*

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-01 03:51pm

OOC: Time to let him respond to that...

IC: NecronLord lowers his sword and walks to the control pedastal, holding his hands over the controls.

"Flight level, recalibrated. Ascending to two kilometers." says the platform, the center showing the gnomish forces being pushed further into the centers of the derilict cities..

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-01 04:02pm

Typhonis 1 wrote:*Typhonis`s forces start to slide in behind the forces fighting Darksider .The Tanks fire warp cannons and doom weavers into the gnomish hordes.SPAI Missle launchers launch salvos into the rear of the enemy formations as rapid strike craft zip in strafing. Reglar infantry in CAPA tear into the Gnomes as Typhonis takes to the fiedld *ATTACK ATTACK NO PRISONERS NO PRISONERS

*Orders 6,000 of his troops to move forward and assist with the final destruction of the gnomish forces. The remaining 2,000 (As there have been 2,000 casualties) will remain with him and continue the long range assault. Cyran continues to use his 'Trusty High-Powered Rifle' to peg off the Gnomish marines.*

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-06-01 04:39pm

*as the gnomes are forced farther and father back the Monoliths advance with Typhoniss forces and disgouge the Necrontyr troops held in reserve*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-01 04:41pm

*Dissappears from the field as his dog pulls at his leg*

Damn you! I want to kill more! Oh, I get to go buy Magic cards? Alright let's go...

*Cyran opens a portal and dissappears.*

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-02 08:24am

Captain_Cyran wrote: *Orders 6,000 of his troops to move forward and assist with the final destruction of the gnomish forces. The remaining 2,000 (As there have been 2,000 casualties) will remain with him and continue the long range assault. Cyran continues to use his 'Trusty High-Powered Rifle' to peg off the Gnomish marines.*

*Materializes alongside Cyran, already holding his rifle--rips it off him and shoots him point-blank and adds a full-power DBZ energy blast for good measure*

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-02 10:15am

Meanwhile, the Dark Trooper battalion has been very busy assembing some giant...thing.