[GTGOD3] Step By Step, We'll Conquer All

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-14 11:10am

*yawns* I leave for a few hours and all the sudden everyone's killing everybody. That was expected but ya know...its true...

So, how's it going? I feel like TGODing this morining so lay it on me tough guys.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-14 11:27am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*yawns* I leave for a few hours and all the sudden everyone's killing everybody. That was expected but ya know...its true...

So, how's it going? I feel like TGODing this morining so lay it on me tough guys.

Okay DGG, Darksider is in an abandoned SEGNOR building doing something, Jedi Neophyte thinks he can defeat the whole Gnomish Space Navy with 1 Imperial fleet, and the Black Mages are walking in, trying to blow stuff up, and then quickly leaving.

I leave you in command of the Gnomish Ground Forces, attacking Darksider in the SEGNOR outpost (all gnomes in the outpost self-destructed, damaging the station and hurting Darksider... *hint*he can't use his right arm, attack from that way!*/hint*)

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-14 12:32pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:
Darksider wrote::::::::Continues to walk around the SEGNOR Building, slaughtering anythin in my path with twin 15mm chainguns:::::::
Damnit, now I'm fighting three??? Well Darksider, im part of the Gnomish Space Navy, I tend not to do ground things, so I will leave you to those who do.

Okay, one thing I will do:

*activates Gnomish Master Command Console (GMCC)*

*all gnomes on the outpost explode (after having their memories stored and transferred to the master database on Gnomania), damaging the station beyond repair and severely injuring Darksider. His right arm now hangs limp from shrapnel damage, and he has no bullshit way to get out of it (see what happens when you don't use uber-tech?)*

EDIT: *Gnomish ground forces (which ones, we will see) begin landing on the planet to finish Darksider off once and for all* (there are thousands of them, all skilled in evading enemy fire (you don't think they'd just stand there and let you kill them, do you?). There is one of you. You use primitive ammo, which isn't strong enough to penetrate their Gnomish Armour anyway. Unless you have a truck hauling ammo behind you or something (hrm, that would be fun to blow up), you are gonna run out of ammo soon. Then, they will strike....)

::::::::::::: Arm turns into a silver liquid and heals:::::

you can't kill me

::::: Loads chainguns with uber-rounds, which will pierce any known defenses::::

Bring it on asshole

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-14 12:36pm

Darksider wrote:::::::::::::: Arm turns into a silver liquid and heals:::::

you can't kill me

Gee wiz, talk about cop-out bullshit...

::::: Loads chainguns with uber-rounds, which will pierce any known defenses::::

Bring it on asshole

SPACE MARINE #1: Infiltration of the SEGNOR HQ has been confirmed. Dispatch marines! Go go go!

*thirty-five marines storm the nearest hallway of the ruined building, taking cover behind any which object, and train their R/UR assualt rifles on DSider*

SPACE MARINE #3: FREEZE!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-14 12:38pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:::::::::::::: Arm turns into a silver liquid and heals:::::

you can't kill me
Gee wiz, talk about cop-out bullshit...

::::: Loads chainguns with uber-rounds, which will pierce any known defenses::::

Bring it on asshole
SPACE MARINE #1: Infiltration of the SEGNOR HQ has been confirmed. Dispatch marines! Go go go!

*thirty-five marines storm the nearest hallway of the ruined building, taking cover behind any which object, and train their R/UR assualt rifles on DSider*

SPACE MARINE #3: FREEZE!

::::::: Steps out from behind a wall and opens fire on the Gnomish marines, chaingun fire ripping through their armor and their all too frail bodies, then when all the Gnome troops are dead i continue walking the corridors:::::

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-14 12:49pm

Darksider wrote:*snip total foolishness*

Your bullets do nothing against our armour (i forget the name of the element, but against pieces of quickly-flung lead, it is invincible - and don't say its "bullshit", (IRL) we already have stuff that can block multiple bullets, it is supposed to feel like a really hard punch in the area of the bullets, but at least its not penetrating). The Matrix twin-9mm shit is getting annoying. Seriously, you aren't gonna win against the Gnomish Space Navy, Gnomish Army & Marines, and the special Gnomish Space Marines. Hell, you aren't gonna win against any ONE of those...

And to the Terminator arm-thing, and the other thing you said in the post, what happened to "no bullshit?" Based on your earlier posts, what you just tried to do was blocked by your own devices, so shaddup and play nice, or I'll just blow you up with the GSN.

EDIT: Okay, now you have a chaingun, slightly better, but you are dealing with technology WAY above that level... our armour is made to hamper HADOKENs and crap like that, what do you think is gonna happen to some little pieces of lead?

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-14 12:53pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:
Darksider wrote:*snip total foolishness*
Your bullets do nothing against our armour (i forget the name of the element, but against pieces of quickly-flung lead, it is invincible - and don't say its "bullshit", (IRL) we already have stuff that can block multiple bullets, it is supposed to feel like a really hard punch in the area of the bullets, but at least its not penetrating). The Matrix twin-9mm shit is getting annoying. Seriously, you aren't gonna win against the Gnomish Space Navy, Gnomish Army & Marines, and the special Gnomish Space Marines. Hell, you aren't gonna win against any ONE of those...

And to the Terminator arm-thing, and the other thing you said in the post, what happened to "no bullshit?" Based on your earlier posts, what you just tried to do was blocked by your own devices, so shaddup and play nice, or I'll just blow you up with the GSN.

so you ask all your opponents to "Play fair" and then completly disregard those rules yourselves??????

::::: Tosses aside chainguns, and pulls out twin particle chainguns::::::

::::::: begins shredding the Gnomish marines:::::::::

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-14 01:01pm

Darksider wrote: so you ask all your opponents to "Play fair" and then completly disregard those rules yourselves??????

::::: Tosses aside chainguns, and pulls out twin particle chainguns::::::

::::::: begins shredding the Gnomish marines:::::::::

Please, tell me how we are disregarding rules of fair play.

We haven't used R/UR fields against you (no need), so you can't claim uber-bullshit tech. What else do you have? Our armor is too strong? Our main enemies are those Black Mages with all their HADOKENs and stuff, THE ARMOR NEEDED TO BE THAT WAY! If you can't take it, you don't have to try to barge in with little bullets (big bulllets, such as artillery, might fling us around a bit, you haven't even hinted at using or even having anything above the level of a chaingun)

EDIT: Twin Particle is getting better, but im pretty sure that's still not gonna kill a Gnome Marine in his power armor... and its only 1 particle chaingun, your right arm is damaged

Oh, and haven't any of my fellow Gnomes figured out yet that the dumbass has no armor or anything? All he has is a gun... and alot of screaming when something doesn't go his way... kick the shit out of him, bite his ankles, do SOMETHING!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-14 01:03pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:
Darksider wrote: so you ask all your opponents to "Play fair" and then completly disregard those rules yourselves??????

::::: Tosses aside chainguns, and pulls out twin particle chainguns::::::

::::::: begins shredding the Gnomish marines:::::::::
Please, tell me how we are disregarding rules of fair play.

We haven't used R/UR fields against you (no need), so you can't claim uber-bullshit tech. What else do you have? Our armor is too strong? Our main enemies are those Black Mages with all their HADOKENs and stuff, THE ARMOR NEEDED TO BE THAT WAY! If you can't take it, you don't have to try to barge in with little bullets (big bulllets, such as artillery, might fling us around a bit, you haven't even hinted at using or even having anything above the level of a chaingun)

as soon as i do pull out a weapon that can breach you're armor your bullshit "R/UR" shields will turn it into a fucking sandwhich or somthing. How the hell is that "Fair play"??????????

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-14 01:08pm

Darksider wrote:as soon as i do pull out a weapon that can breach you're armor your bullshit "R/UR" shields will turn it into a fucking sandwhich or somthing. How the hell is that "Fair play"??????????

A few things can defeat R/UR fields, just not anything you've used. Is it the Gnomes fault if you just can't compete with our level of weponry and shielding? Get better shit, then come back (and it might be best to have more than 1 of you against the oh, 100,000-plus Gnomish Marines currently advancing on you

)

EDIT: And the sandwich thing was only against Neophyte and his attempted BDZ, if we wanted to use R/UR fields against you, we could say that as soon as you passed through the field around the outpost (it's been said that all Gnomish bases/planets have them), you could have been turned into a box or something. But ya know what? We didn't. Stop complaining and have fun. (and dude, you seem to be taking this rather seriously, calm down)

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-14 01:11pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:
Darksider wrote:as soon as i do pull out a weapon that can breach you're armor your bullshit "R/UR" shields will turn it into a fucking sandwhich or somthing. How the hell is that "Fair play"??????????
A few things can defeat R/UR fields, just not anything you've used. Is it the Gnomes fault if you just can't compete with our level of weponry and shielding? Get better shit, then come back (and it might be best to have more than 1 of you against the oh, 100,000-plus Gnomish Marines currently advancing on you )

::::: Has pulled out rapid-fire hyper-modulating twin particle chainguns of death::::::

::::: shreds a pair of Gnomish marines, then starts running for the exit, firing rapid bursts and occasionally fragging a pursuing Gnome::::

i must contact my army.............

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-06-14 01:12pm

So many ships are in this Gnomish Space Navy of yours?

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-14 01:13pm

Darksider wrote:
Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:
Darksider wrote:as soon as i do pull out a weapon that can breach you're armor your bullshit "R/UR" shields will turn it into a fucking sandwhich or somthing. How the hell is that "Fair play"??????????
A few things can defeat R/UR fields, just not anything you've used. Is it the Gnomes fault if you just can't compete with our level of weponry and shielding? Get better shit, then come back (and it might be best to have more than 1 of you against the oh, 100,000-plus Gnomish Marines currently advancing on you )

::::: Has pulled out rapid-fire hyper-modulating twin particle chainguns of death::::::

::::: shreds a pair of Gnomish marines, then starts running for the exit, firing rapid bursts and occasionally fragging a pursuing Gnome::::

i must contact my army.............

Ah, NOW he has an army, when we mention it would be a good idea. I have no real objections, as long as the whole bunch of them don't think they can just shread thousands of Gnomes, as Darksider believes he's doing...

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-14 01:26pm

JediNeophyte wrote:So many ships are in this Gnomish Space Navy of yours?

Well it has been growing for a LONG ass time (see Gnomish History), so:

Code: Select all

5 (i think) Uber-special ships (they are personal ships of the SEGNOR staff, and any superweapons we have would go on this list
~1000 super-capital ships (like SSD-level things)
~50,000 capital ships (before you go WTF?, the Empire was supposed to have more than 200,000 Star Destroyers - same uber tech, just a lot less)
~255,000 support ships (supercap+cap, times 5= 255000. These aren't ALL ships capable of fighting tho, support includes medical and refueling)
A whole shitload of fighters!

This list is open to amendment, and is always growing.

Now, any one of these ships can defend itself for a near-infinite amount of time (using R/UR), but only the newer supercaps (if you need a number, Ill just say the past 100 are capable of this) and the Uber-Specials have the power-generation to both defend themselves and attack at the same time. Oh, and the fighters do die alot in stray HADOKEN and R/UR blasts

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-06-14 01:30pm

Hmm... be right back.

*gathers fleet and leaves, be back in a bit with a Crusade-sized force*

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-14 01:35pm

Everyone runs in fear, trying to gather more forces. I love Gnomish Tech!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-14 01:39pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:*shots are absorbed by wards*

FOOL!

TUNNELINGRIDFIREDOKEN!

*Massive amounts of gridfire shoots from my fingertips, The magic encased in a spiraling vortex of R/UR tunneling through the Gnomish defenses and striking the flagship of the Gnome Battlefleet.*
Arg, let's all just wait till someone sleeps to attack them. Whatver:

*flagship of the Gnomish Battlefleet is sadly destroyed by the Black Mages magic, but not before inflicting massive damage on them. A full evacuation is called, and most Gnomes escape*

"You will pay, Denryle, you will pay...."

HAH! I have found the spell!

*teleports around the battlefields, giving Black Mages scrolls of the spell, before long, the SEGNOR R/UR defenses could no longer hold against the might of the TUNNELINGRIDFIREDOKEN and their armies were defeated*

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-14 01:43pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:*shots are absorbed by wards*

FOOL!

TUNNELINGRIDFIREDOKEN!

*Massive amounts of gridfire shoots from my fingertips, The magic encased in a spiraling vortex of R/UR tunneling through the Gnomish defenses and striking the flagship of the Gnome Battlefleet.*
Arg, let's all just wait till someone sleeps to attack them. Whatver:

*flagship of the Gnomish Battlefleet is sadly destroyed by the Black Mages magic, but not before inflicting massive damage on them. A full evacuation is called, and most Gnomes escape*

"You will pay, Denryle, you will pay...."
HAH! I have found the spell!

*teleports around the battlefields, giving Black Mages scrolls of the spell, before long, the SEGNOR R/UR defenses could no longer hold against the might of the TUNNELINGRIDFIREDOKEN and their armies were defeated*

Ya know, has it ever occured to you that not all Gnomish Ships are built the same? My flagship was one of the older ships, and it was caught unprepared (R/UR and L/AL were both down). The Alert is now out, and everyone is at full battle readiness. THat trick worked once, but never again. In fact, our finest Gnomish minds are working on ways to counter-act all this silly magic, more to follow!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-14 02:15pm

If you counter act magic, you and all your friends will stop existing. This is a TGOD, it's very existence is impossible without magic. Nor would t be even possible, the great mystra will maintain the weave.

OOC: It would be rather cheap of you to do so as well, and I would have pull out the Anti-bullshit cannon.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-14 02:16pm

And, the spell was encased in a quad-layered r/ur spiral. It would penetrate your defenses regardless.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-06-14 02:28pm

*Arrives with a Crusade, a Chapter of Space Marines, 100 regiments of Imperial Guardsmen, and all accompanying starships.*

The Emperor orders you to die.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-14 02:32pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:If you counter act magic, you and all your friends will stop existing. This is a TGOD, it's very existence is impossible without magic. Nor would t be even possible, the great mystra will maintain the weave.

OOC: It would be rather cheap of you to do so as well, and I would have pull out the Anti-bullshit cannon.

This isn't a conventional TGOD. This TGOD is a product of GNOMICON tinkering, and we could push out your silly magic anytime if we wanted too.

You're right tho, it would be kind cheap.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:And, the spell was encased in a quad-layered r/ur spiral. It would penetrate your defenses regardless.

Can I borrow your Anti-bullshit cannon? Oh, and the R/UR fields WILL NOT be broken by anything, when they have L/AL power generators. But until then, it stands as this:

*Recognizing a defeat, the cmdr. of the GSN calls for a retreat*

*** TO ALL GSN FORCES ***
Admiral Mitth`raw`nuruodo has authorized a retreat, to repair and regroup. You have done well, but sadly, the day is not ours. Assignments per Battle Group are listed as follows:
[begin Heavily Encrypted Data]
219857@_(*ASf8(#$*ASFj*E_W#RT*ESFG-9*E$TJ$fw[EPRT($)^upBB$()6YU^*)($JB^&$Io;60($UN^J:ER^TJ$^)(4u6n9)W$^N{j6"^W$NTJ....(and so on, I'm not gonna waste space with a bunch of this)

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-14 02:33pm

And the Black Mages will not comply. I assure you, it will be rather hard to pursuade us to do so.

MISSILEDOKEN!*a swarm of Thaumatic disruption missiles swarms the field, disrupting the reality of the quasi-real world of the stgod for a brief moment, weakening the material fabric, THEN exploding(the ultimate in anti-armor) causing massive destruction*

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-14 02:35pm

JediNeophyte wrote:*Arrives with a Crusade, a Chapter of Space Marines, 100 regiments of Imperial Guardsmen, and all accompanying starships.*

The Emperor orders you to die.

a few questions: What is a Crusade? Space Marines? How many accompanying starships? one more, Why the hell do you need Imnperial Guardsmen to fight a SPACE BATTLE??? (oh, and nitpick, I don't think 100 regiments of 'em existed, but I'll let you have it, you will get your ass handed to you either way)

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-14 02:35pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:If you counter act magic, you and all your friends will stop existing. This is a TGOD, it's very existence is impossible without magic. Nor would t be even possible, the great mystra will maintain the weave.

OOC: It would be rather cheap of you to do so as well, and I would have pull out the Anti-bullshit cannon.
This isn't a conventional TGOD. This TGOD is a product of GNOMICON tinkering, and we could push out your silly magic anytime if we wanted too.

You're right tho, it would be kind cheap.
Alyrium Denryle wrote:And, the spell was encased in a quad-layered r/ur spiral. It would penetrate your defenses regardless.
Can I borrow your Anti-bullshit cannon? Oh, and the R/UR fields WILL NOT be broken by anything, when they have L/AL power generators. But until then, it stands as this:

*Recognizing a defeat, the cmdr. of the GSN calls for a retreat*

*** TO ALL GSN FORCES ***
Admiral Mitth`raw`nuruodo has authorized a retreat, to repair and regroup. You have done well, but sadly, the day is not ours. Assignments per Battle Group are listed as follows:
[begin Heavily Encrypted Data]
219857@_(*ASf8(#$*ASFj*E_W#RT*ESFG-9*E$TJ$fw[EPRT($)^upBB$()6YU^*)($JB^&$Io;60($UN^J:ER^TJ$^)(4u6n9)W$^N{j6"^W$NTJ....(and so on, I'm not gonna waste space with a bunch of this)

Power means nothing when the mechanism of the shield is bypassed.

They are not broken, they are tunneled through

The shield remains.... It is like drilling a hole through the wall, and then firing your gun through...