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Agent Fisher wrote:
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He is fine.  We are on the way to drop him, supplies and a four man security detail at your lab.  The reason for the security detail is that you are our best hope for solving this at the moment.

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And for it, I thank you.   have been reylying on... automated defenses such as decon showers and sealed rooms.  Having several men with guns will be... a boon.  Let it never be said I dont love the US military.  Minor update, I have a refugee who could possibly be infected. it depends on whether or not the agent can be contracted through physical contact. He is in quarantine

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Ok, we are a two minutes out.  What entrance should my men use?  And will they have to go through decon?  They have been at the base since before this mess started.  Oh, and doctor, I asked your friend and wanted to ask you.  Is there a chance this was not natural?  Could this have been Bio-Warfare?

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You can land on the roof, It is strong enough to support a chpper.  Your men shouldnt have to... seeing as the only way the could be infected is through airborne infection, in which case, we are all fucked anyway.  At this point sir, I am not ruling anything out, I just hope it isnt supernatural.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
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And for it, I thank you.   have been reylying on... automated defenses such as decon showers and sealed rooms.  Having several men with guns will be... a boon.  Let it never be said I dont love the US military.  Minor update, I have a refugee who could possibly be infected. it depends on whether or not the agent can be contracted through physical contact. He is in quarantine

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Ok, we are a two minutes out.  What entrance should my men use?  And will they have to go through decon?  They have been at the base since before this mess started.  Oh, and doctor, I asked your friend and wanted to ask you.  Is there a chance this was not natural?  Could this have been Bio-Warfare?

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You can land on the roof, It is strong enough to support a chpper.  Your men shouldnt have to... seeing as the only way the could be infected is through airborne infection, in which case, we are all fucked anyway.  At this point sir, I am not ruling anything out, I just hope it isnt supernatural.
The chopper set down and its blades slowed down. Fisher, Bait and the troops poured out and headed down stairs through a door.
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Agent Fisher wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
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Ok, we are a two minutes out.  What entrance should my men use?  And will they have to go through decon?  They have been at the base since before this mess started.  Oh, and doctor, I asked your friend and wanted to ask you.  Is there a chance this was not natural?  Could this have been Bio-Warfare?

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You can land on the roof, It is strong enough to support a chpper.  Your men shouldnt have to... seeing as the only way the could be infected is through airborne infection, in which case, we are all fucked anyway.  At this point sir, I am not ruling anything out, I just hope it isnt supernatural.
The chopper set down and its blades slowed down. Fisher, Bait and the troops poured out and headed down stairs through a door.
bait looked and smelled like a living hell by the time he finally entered the lab, he was bairly standing as he struggled to carry the heavy sea bag, laptop case, spear gun and shot gun.

He walked down the stairs where was waiting for him, walked right up to ben dropped the sea bag and punched ben in the shoulder. Thats for last christmass, then gave him a huge hug and laughed "how ya been you old perv? Still giving green peace hell?" he asked with a huge grin on his face.
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Ben strange looking little man. Wearing an evolvefish polo shirt with an evolvefish bucket hat, shark tooth bead necklace. He also wore khahkis, and birkenstocks with socks on. And he had a pocket protector in every single pocket.



Ben didnt flinch at the punch and hugged SHark Bait back with a huge smile

"You are to kind. Of course I am giving GreenPeace hell. You should have seen how I fucked up their protest at ANWR a few months ago. What would freud say about that speargun of yours? And you still have that Jacket?!"
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Ben strange looking little man. Wearing an evolvefish polo shirt with an evolvefish bucket hat, shark tooth bead necklace. He also wore khahkis, and birkenstocks with socks on. And he had a pocket protector in every single pocket.



Ben didnt flinch at the punch and hugged SHark Bait back with a huge smile

"You are to kind. Of course I am giving GreenPeace hell. You should have seen how I fucked up their protest at ANWR a few months ago. What would freud say about that speargun of yours? And you still have that Jacket?!"
"Freud wouldent say shit if he knew what was good for him, and flesh starved zombies couldent take this jacket from me" bait said with a smile "Thanks for arainging the transport i have the the blood sample you wanted, and i can get more fairly easily." he then turned toward sergent fisher and held out his hand "thank you for all your help I'm sure ben would let you and your men could stay here for a while if you are as tired as me."
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I really need to be getting back but I am going to get more troops to help you defend this position.
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Shark Bait wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Ben strange looking little man. Wearing an evolvefish polo shirt with an evolvefish bucket hat, shark tooth bead necklace. He also wore khahkis, and birkenstocks with socks on. And he had a pocket protector in every single pocket.



Ben didnt flinch at the punch and hugged SHark Bait back with a huge smile

"You are to kind. Of course I am giving GreenPeace hell. You should have seen how I fucked up their protest at ANWR a few months ago. What would freud say about that speargun of yours? And you still have that Jacket?!"
"Freud wouldent say shit if he knew what was good for him, and flesh starved zombies couldent take this jacket from me" bait said with a smile "Thanks for arainging the transport i have the the blood sample you wanted, and i can get more fairly easily." he then turned toward sergent fisher and held out his hand "thank you for all your help I'm sure ben would let you and your men could stay here for a while if you are as tired as me."
"Freud would have a field day, so long as he could keep you locked in a cage. God damn, you have had that thing for... decades...." He said, trying to remember when he had first seen it.

"This blood sample will come in very handy... and we can even go fishing so to speak. I am just glad you are alright bro.

As to You and your men staying ehre Seargent, I would be happy to let all of you stay. No need for decon so you are welcome whenever you get back The men here are geeks and tend to have cots in janitors closets. Speaking of which... Chris can come out of the tank. He is clean."
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"Thank god," Said Chris, stumbling out of the cell clad in detergent-smelling clothes. "Does anyone have any handgun bullets? Someone, I name no names, soaked mine and then tumble dried them."
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Pcm979 wrote:"Thank god," Said Chris, stumbling out of the cell clad in detergent-smelling clothes. "Does anyone have any handgun bullets? Someone, I name no names, soaked mine and then tumble dried them."
"what Callibur?"
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"Aha, that's the beauty of the Medusa Revolver- it can take any calibur from .38 to .357."
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Pcm979 wrote:"Aha, that's the beauty of the Medusa Revolver- it can take any calibur from .38 to .357."
"Capable of taking 9 mm?"
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"Well ben, your bed side manner is as crappy as usual I see" bait said looking at chris he then put down his bags and pulled out the jar containing the blood stained spear head. "Here this blood sample now if you excuse me I need to sit down" bait stumbled over to a near by lab stool and practically collapsed onto it. "damnit" he said with a heavy sigh "I'm never using that stuff again"

"Hah" Ben laughed "you said that at my sisters wedding too."

"I mean it this time" bait groaned before lifting his head agian, "ok all joking aside how secure is this place and could we make it more so?"
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:"Capable of taking 9 mm?"
Chris started to say something, but then gave up. "Yes."
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"We have a secure facility. There are two doors. The main double doors are what you would see at our old high school, only with better locks, and I have created a drawbar. or sorts out of a broom. The other door is a small service door. Remember the automated locks in Jurassic parK? Yeah, those, but if the electricity dies, I can go manual with everything.

There are heavy double doors at each end of every staircase, and similar single doors to every lab. And the air shafts are small, and have grills. Also, no windows save for on the 4th floor offices, and there is no way to climb the smooth concete walls. And the windows are shatterproof. The ALF gives us trouble, so we have extra security."
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Pcm979 wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:"Capable of taking 9 mm?"
Chris started to say something, but then gave up. "Yes."
"SHut up, you cant expect a biologist to be able to rattle off diameter and calibur conversions"
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"Sorry, I'm a bit of a smartass. With Guinea Pigs. I take it they aren't Zombie Pigs, by the way?
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Pcm979 wrote:"Sorry, I'm a bit of a smartass. With Guinea Pigs. I take it they aren't Zombie Pigs, by the way?
"well, i havent fed them to my snakes yet, but they are fine"
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Pcm979 wrote:"Sorry, I'm a bit of a smartass. With Guinea Pigs. I take it they aren't Zombie Pigs, by the way?
"you have Guinea pigs?" bait said opening one eye "I dont mean to sound heartless but do you think it would be possible for me to get a small blood sample from them? I want to test the limits of this zombie thing, I promise no harm will come to them. Oh and that reminds me Ben if cats and dogs can carry this disease you need to consider the possiblity of rodents as well, because if things like mice and squirls are infecte we are ALL screwed."
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Chris shifted uncomfortably. "Eh, if it could save the world I can't say no, can I?"
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Shark Bait wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:"Sorry, I'm a bit of a smartass. With Guinea Pigs. I take it they aren't Zombie Pigs, by the way?
"you have Guinea pigs?" bait said opening one eye "I dont mean to sound heartless but do you think it would be possible for me to get a small blood sample from them? I want to test the limits of this zombie thing, I promise no harm will come to them. Oh and that reminds me Ben if cats and dogs can carry this disease you need to consider the possiblity of rodents as well, because if things like mice and squirls are infecte we are ALL screwed."
"Shit you are right. I will have to shut the air vent grills... all of them..."

He walked over to a small panel, and automatically closed all the grills. AIr would still flow, but they would he hard pressed to get in
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Pcm979 wrote:Chris shifted uncomfortably. "Eh, if it could save the world I can't say no, can I?"
You can say no if you want, you care about the pigs thats fine, and i'm sorry if I have made you uncomfortable but I promise that I wont harm one hair on their furry little heads.
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Pcm979 wrote:Chris shifted uncomfortably. "Eh, if it could save the world I can't say no, can I?"

"If it makes you feel better, I am going to check fish and amphibians as well... Dr. Bait may have a safe haven for us, but it wont ome to pass if this thing infects sharks"
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Shark Bait wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:Chris shifted uncomfortably. "Eh, if it could save the world I can't say no, can I?"
You can say no if you want, you care about the pigs thats fine, and i'm sorry if I have made you uncomfortable but I promise that I wont harm one hair on their furry little heads.
"Well, save the initial blood sample"
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:Chris shifted uncomfortably. "Eh, if it could save the world I can't say no, can I?"

"If it makes you feel better, I am going to check fish and amphibians as well... Dr. Bait may have a safe haven for us, but it wont ome to pass if this thing infects sharks"
"And you sir are a heartless jerk and if I wasent so tired i'd kick your but like we were back in high school." bait said with a monotone voice.
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Shark Bait wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:Chris shifted uncomfortably. "Eh, if it could save the world I can't say no, can I?"
You can say no if you want, you care about the pigs thats fine, and i'm sorry if I have made you uncomfortable but I promise that I wont harm one hair on their furry little heads.
Chris shrugged. "They're all yours. Watch out for the brown one, she bites."
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