[TGOD - Part 2] Beware The Gnomes...

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-05-23 12:11am

"This the Death Captain. Deploying all fighter wings. Target is Captain Cyran, threat level red, I repeat threat level red."
"Positive lock confimred, Captain. Missile lock imminent."
*Captain Cyran is hit by 500 20 gigaton nuclear missiles*
"Target destroyed. Over and out."

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-05-23 12:21am

BTW Mithh'Raw, I saw your website. It looks like we need ALOT more members...and we can't all be commanders. Where are the grunts, the tank drivers, the special ops teams? C'mon people, join!

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-23 12:32am

Tycho, Cyran-bombing was unnecessary... he seemed to have left us alone... and yes, we need members, but you don't be making these descions, they belong to DGG, and RougeIce as his Vizier.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-23 12:33am

Oh, and I'm working down when setting up the ranks and crap here. Notice how I put the order of people. When others join, they have a lower rank then the first person, until we get enough people we can play around with ranks and have "grunts" and such.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-05-23 12:34am

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Tycho, Cyran-bombing was unnecessary... he seemed to have left us alone... and yes, we need members, but you don't be making these descions, they belong to DGG, and RougeIce as his Vizier.

Naw, I'm just commenting we need more members, not trying to undermine DGG.

And that Cyran bombing was to make sure he stayed away for a while.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-23 12:37am

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Tycho, Cyran-bombing was unnecessary... he seemed to have left us alone... and yes, we need members, but you don't be making these descions, they belong to DGG, and RougeIce as his Vizier.

Indeed, Cyran is a respected aquaintence, and will not be attacked without official word from Gnomania. Soooooo

I think we might have two trigger-happys in this group. j/k!

Anyways, I have no idea if we'll get enough people to have "grunts". For a short period of time we had a "Cheif of Espionoge", but he's gone. Of course, Mr. horatio at least seems interested.

Plus, Tycho, what kind of ship is theMidget Death? It would be good to know for the website. RougeIce needs a ship too...

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-05-23 12:40am

I am afraid the young Trigger-Happy one must now die a most painful death while Brother Cyran regnerates...

*floats towards Tycho, weapons bouncing off his defensive spells harmlessly*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-23 12:45am

SirNitram wrote:I am afraid the young Trigger-Happy one must now die a most painful death while Brother Cyran regnerates...

*floats towards Tycho, weapons bouncing off his defensive spells harmlessly*

Now now Nitram, lets be reasonable here. If you exact revenge on Tycho, then I'm gonna have to exact revenge on you. And then someones gonna have to exact revenge on me. And then someones gonna have to exact revenge on him...and its just a viscious cycle. There won't be anyone left!

Now, I've sent you this official compensation check for $4*17^100, AND these catgirls generously donated from the childrens hospital (kiddies love the catgirls I tell ya). Now why don't we calm down, buy something, and enjoy the catgirls?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-23 12:46am

SirNitram wrote:I am afraid the young Trigger-Happy one must now die a most painful death while Brother Cyran regnerates...

*floats towards Tycho, weapons bouncing off his defensive spells harmlessly*

Only if you promise to regenerate him, as good as new.

Since he's a Gnome, I should stop you, but without a ship, it's kinda hard...

Hm...

*orders Gnomish Fleet to defend Tycho*

Ah, being a chairwarmer is so much fun.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-23 12:48am

RogueIce wrote:
SirNitram wrote:I am afraid the young Trigger-Happy one must now die a most painful death while Brother Cyran regnerates...

*floats towards Tycho, weapons bouncing off his defensive spells harmlessly*
Only if you promise to regenerate him, as good as new.

Since he's a Gnome, I should stop you, but without a ship, it's kinda hard...

Hm...

*orders Gnomish Fleet to defend Tycho*

Ah, being a chairwarmer is so much fun.

Disregard this. The Leader's idea is better.

Which is why he's the Leader.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-05-23 12:49am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Tycho, Cyran-bombing was unnecessary... he seemed to have left us alone... and yes, we need members, but you don't be making these descions, they belong to DGG, and RougeIce as his Vizier.
Indeed, Cyran is a respected aquaintence, and will not be attacked without official word from Gnomania. Soooooo

I think we might have two trigger-happys in this group. j/k!

Anyways, I have no idea if we'll get enough people to have "grunts". For a short period of time we had a "Cheif of Espionoge", but he's gone. Of course, Mr. horatio at least seems interested.

Plus, Tycho, what kind of ship is theMidget Death? It would be good to know for the website. RougeIce needs a ship too...

The Midget Death is a smallish gunship, with integrated command gear for tracking fighter squadrons, issuing instant commands, and so forth. It's armed with a dozen Burning Wax class pulse lasers, with a max 100 gigaton output, and 8 missile tubes able to fire EMP warheads, 5+ petraton gravitic warheads, and numerous other missiles. It uses a 'blink' drive, allowing it to dive into hyperspace for a femtosecond and instantly teleport to the desginated location. The drive can be used every microsecond, allowing for fantastic maunvering. The drive is not affected by any amount of gravity, energy burst, or other types of disruption. The blink drive makes the Midget Death[/] untouchable.

And yes, I went overboard. Hope that's enough info for the site.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-23 12:49am

/me is making rank-picture-thingy... I'll post on website in a sec

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-05-23 12:50am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
SirNitram wrote:I am afraid the young Trigger-Happy one must now die a most painful death while Brother Cyran regnerates...

*floats towards Tycho, weapons bouncing off his defensive spells harmlessly*
Now now Nitram, lets be reasonable here. If you exact revenge on Tycho, then I'm gonna have to exact revenge on you. And then someones gonna have to exact revenge on me. And then someones gonna have to exact revenge on him...and its just a viscious cycle. There won't be anyone left!

Now, I've sent you this official compensation check for $4*17^100, AND these catgirls generously donated from the childrens hospital (kiddies love the catgirls I tell ya). Now why don't we calm down, buy something, and enjoy the catgirls?

Hrm.. Your offer is acceptable, this time. I will take this as tribute for what you did to poor Alyrium. Remember this, ye Gnomes: The Black Mages will not tolerate advances against ourselves or our allies. You would do well to remember this when you take your war into Gaming.

Now, someone mentioned catgirls....

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-05-23 12:51am

SirNitram wrote:I am afraid the young Trigger-Happy one must now die a most painful death while Brother Cyran regnerates...

*floats towards Tycho, weapons bouncing off his defensive spells harmlessly*

*engages blink drive and instantly teleports to the mothership, then to behind Nitram, then to his right, then his left, then his bottom in a single microsecond. This rapid use of the blink drive causes an intense spatial distortion around Nitram's ship, causing it to implode.*

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-05-23 12:53am

Captain tycho wrote:
SirNitram wrote:I am afraid the young Trigger-Happy one must now die a most painful death while Brother Cyran regnerates...

*floats towards Tycho, weapons bouncing off his defensive spells harmlessly*
*engages blink drive and instantly teleports to the mothership, then to behind Nitram, then to his right, then his left, then his bottom in a single microsecond. This rapid use of the blink drive causes an intense spatial distortion around Nitram's ship, causing it to implode.*

Ship? Ship? Why would I need a ship?

*Manipulates the Midget Death's R/UR shield to produce a whiffle bat, and mercilessly whaps Tycho*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-23 12:54am

SirNitram wrote:Hrm.. Your offer is acceptable, this time. I will take this as tribute for what you did to poor Alyrium. Remember this, ye Gnomes: The Black Mages will not tolerate advances against ourselves or our allies. You would do well to remember this when you take your war into Gaming.

Glad we're making some progress...this time...but be warned yourslef now, we Gnomes know how to defend ourselves, and defend ourselves pretty darn well too. Avoiding a war is best for both parties.

Now, someone mentioned catgirls....

Right this way you'll find the National Catgirl Habitat...such majestic creatures...mmmmm, catgirls...

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-05-23 12:54am

Wait, were you guys making a truce while I was jumping around his ship?
*realizes his mistake, then activates time travel blink drive, resetting it to before Nitram's ship imploded*
All fixed now.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-23 12:55am

Captain tycho wrote:*engages blink drive and instantly teleports to the mothership, then to behind Nitram, then to his right, then his left, then his bottom in a single microsecond. This rapid use of the blink drive causes an intense spatial distortion around Nitram's ship, causing it to implode.*

*smacks Tycho with a Albatross*

Stop it stop it stop it! War is good, yes, but war with BMs is bad! Enough already! Stop being so darned trigger happy or Nitram WILL get you.

Sheesh, can't even have a little deplomacy nowadays.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-23 01:00am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Sheesh, can't even have a little diplomacy nowadays.

*ahem* Am I going to have to hire a spellchecker, sir?

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-05-23 01:02am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:*engages blink drive and instantly teleports to the mothership, then to behind Nitram, then to his right, then his left, then his bottom in a single microsecond. This rapid use of the blink drive causes an intense spatial distortion around Nitram's ship, causing it to implode.*
*smacks Tycho with a Albatross*

Stop it stop it stop it! War is good, yes, but war with BMs is bad! Enough already! Stop being so darned trigger happy or Nitram WILL get you.

Sheesh, can't even have a little deplomacy nowadays.

I reset the time line, so that little incident didn't happen.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-23 01:03am

While Tycho was screwing up our realations with the BMs, I was making this handy little pic:

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-23 01:03am

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:/me is making rank-picture-thingy... I'll post on website in a sec

Our ranks are a red x in a white box?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-23 01:03am

RogueIce wrote:*ahem* Am I going to have to hire a spellchecker, sir?

*tries to cover his ass* Ummm...that's the Gnomish spelling for diplomacy, that's all! Hehehehe....*fails*

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-23 01:05am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*tries to cover his ass* Ummm...that's the Gnomish spelling for diplomacy, that's all! Hehehehe....*fails*

Hm... We need us a Propoganda Gnome.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-23 01:05am

Move along.