[GTGOD3] Gnome Arena

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-02 11:23am

*Enraged by the bullshit perpetuated by Darksider's 'anti-bullshit rounds', JodoForce points his UR rifle at his bullshit rifle and turns it permanently into a rifle firing ordinary rounds*

You'd need something decent-sized to do decent damage on us

If you want something that can penetrate our armor, get a mortar or something

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-02 11:32am

*Gnomes dig tunnel network from Underground Kingdom to the current position of Cyran's main attack formation, pop up, pull them down and begin chewing their ankles savagely*

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-06-02 01:02pm

*Necron gauss rifle strike gmones and flay them messily as Typhonisi`s own troops shred them with monomolecular disks fired at .1 c*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-02 02:50pm

JodoForce wrote:*Enraged by the bullshit perpetuated by Darksider's 'anti-bullshit rounds', JodoForce points his UR rifle at his bullshit rifle and turns it permanently into a rifle firing ordinary rounds*

You'd need something decent-sized to do decent damage on us If you want something that can penetrate our armor, get a mortar or something

:::::: Uber-warriors load depleted uranium hypervelocity rounds, which fire a 7.90 mm slug of depleted uranium at .9c and proceed to shred Gnomes, while hitting them with morters and explosives::::::::

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-02 02:52pm

JodoForce wrote:*Gnomes dig tunnel network from Underground Kingdom to the current position of Cyran's main attack formation, pop up, pull them down and begin chewing their ankles savagely*

:::::my artillary units lob hyper-napalm shells into the tunnels, roasting the Gnomes inside::::

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-06-02 03:03pm

Darksider wrote:
JodoForce wrote:*Gnomes dig tunnel network from Underground Kingdom to the current position of Cyran's main attack formation, pop up, pull them down and begin chewing their ankles savagely*
:::::my artillary units lob hyper-napalm shells into the tunnels, roasting the Gnomes inside::::

while the artillary units are waiting for resupply a squad of human gnome sympathizer attack the artillary units killing the soldiers. the squad then diguise themselves as darksiders troops and then kill the resupply unit and sabatoge the artillary peices. the squad then runs to their exfil site where they are picked up by members of the Segnor TF 160 soar the nightstalkers. as they leave the area a segnor agent speaks into his encrypted radio, "mission complete. artillary units are out of the game. we are requesting permission to RTB." over the radio he hears the words, "Clear RTB."

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-02 03:06pm

Anget Fisher wrote:
Darksider wrote:
JodoForce wrote:*Gnomes dig tunnel network from Underground Kingdom to the current position of Cyran's main attack formation, pop up, pull them down and begin chewing their ankles savagely*
:::::my artillary units lob hyper-napalm shells into the tunnels, roasting the Gnomes inside::::
while the artillary units are waiting for resupply a squad of human gnome sympathizer attack the artillary units killing the soldiers. the squad then diguise themselves as darksiders troops and then kill the resupply unit and sabatoge the artillary peices. the squad then runs to their exfil site where they are picked up by members of the Segnor TF 160 soar the nightstalkers. as they leave the area a segnor agent speaks into his encrypted radio, "mission complete. artillary units are out of the game. we are requesting permission to RTB." over the radio he hears the words, "Clear RTB."

The uber-warriors are not taken by surprise and instead open fire on the traitors, killing them:::::

:::::: The artillary units continue lobbing shells into the tunnels, causing massive Gnome casualties::::

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-06-02 03:16pm

Darksider wrote:
Anget Fisher wrote:
Darksider wrote: :::::my artillary units lob hyper-napalm shells into the tunnels, roasting the Gnomes inside::::
while the artillary units are waiting for resupply a squad of human gnome sympathizer attack the artillary units killing the soldiers. the squad then diguise themselves as darksiders troops and then kill the resupply unit and sabatoge the artillary peices. the squad then runs to their exfil site where they are picked up by members of the Segnor TF 160 soar the nightstalkers. as they leave the area a segnor agent speaks into his encrypted radio, "mission complete. artillary units are out of the game. we are requesting permission to RTB." over the radio he hears the words, "Clear RTB."
The uber-warriors are not taken by surprise and instead open fire on the traitors, killing them:::::

:::::: The artillary units continue lobbing shells into the tunnels, causing massive Gnome casualties::::

the gnomes realize that the darksider warriors are uber-bullshit they decide to use a 1000 megaton multistage thermonuclear weapon to destroy the artillary

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-02 03:20pm

Anget Fisher wrote:
Darksider wrote:
Anget Fisher wrote: while the artillary units are waiting for resupply a squad of human gnome sympathizer attack the artillary units killing the soldiers. the squad then diguise themselves as darksiders troops and then kill the resupply unit and sabatoge the artillary peices. the squad then runs to their exfil site where they are picked up by members of the Segnor TF 160 soar the nightstalkers. as they leave the area a segnor agent speaks into his encrypted radio, "mission complete. artillary units are out of the game. we are requesting permission to RTB." over the radio he hears the words, "Clear RTB."
The uber-warriors are not taken by surprise and instead open fire on the traitors, killing them:::::

:::::: The artillary units continue lobbing shells into the tunnels, causing massive Gnome casualties::::
the gnomes realize that the darksider warriors are uber-bullshit they decide to use a 1000 megaton multistage thermonuclear weapon to destroy the artillary

::::: artillary units are vaporized::::

(What makes them uber-bullshit? the fact that commandos can't just sneak up and slaughter an entire artillary contingent with ZERO casualties???)

:::::: Armored units begin hammering the main gnome formations, while reserve artillary is flown down in dropships::::

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-06-02 03:27pm

Darksider wrote:
Anget Fisher wrote:
Darksider wrote: The uber-warriors are not taken by surprise and instead open fire on the traitors, killing them:::::

:::::: The artillary units continue lobbing shells into the tunnels, causing massive Gnome casualties::::
the gnomes realize that the darksider warriors are uber-bullshit they decide to use a 1000 megaton multistage thermonuclear weapon to destroy the artillary
::::: artillary units are vaporized::::

(What makes them uber-bullshit? the fact that commandos can't just sneak up and slaughter an entire artillary contingent with ZERO casualties???)

:::::: Armored units begin hammering the main gnome formations, while reserve artillary is flown down in dropships::::

it makes no sense to put uber-warriors in the rear with the artillary. i didn't say they took no casualties. they just wern't mentioned. they did not slauther an entire contingent. the attacked a few of the peices. set the demo charges on the ammo stockpiles and ran like hell. the esplosion would have set off a chain reaction destroying the rest. i am sorry if i was misunderstood

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-06-02 03:29pm

also i was a small unit with the mission to give the gnomes some breathing time

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-02 03:29pm

Anget Fisher wrote: it makes no sense to put uber-warriors in the rear with the artillary and i didn't say they took no casualties they just wern't mentioned and they did not slauther an entire contingent the attacked a few of the peices and set the demo charges on the ammo stockpiles and ran like hell the esplosion would have set off a chain reaction destroying the rest i am sorry if i was misunderstood

punctuation is your friend.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-06-02 03:30pm

Darksider wrote:
Anget Fisher wrote: it makes no sense to put uber-warriors in the rear with the artillary and i didn't say they took no casualties they just wern't mentioned and they did not slauther an entire contingent the attacked a few of the peices and set the demo charges on the ammo stockpiles and ran like hell the esplosion would have set off a chain reaction destroying the rest i am sorry if i was misunderstood
punctuation is your friend.

sorry

but you never adress my points

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-02 03:31pm

Anget Fisher wrote:
Darksider wrote:
Anget Fisher wrote: it makes no sense to put uber-warriors in the rear with the artillary and i didn't say they took no casualties they just wern't mentioned and they did not slauther an entire contingent the attacked a few of the peices and set the demo charges on the ammo stockpiles and ran like hell the esplosion would have set off a chain reaction destroying the rest i am sorry if i was misunderstood
punctuation is your friend.
sorry
but you never adressed my points

I guess I just misunderstood you.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-06-02 03:38pm

Darksider wrote:
Anget Fisher wrote:
Darksider wrote: punctuation is your friend.
sorry
but you never adressed my points
I guess I just misunderstood you.

its alright now back to the battle. As Darksiders armor units are advancing on the gnomes another small SEGNOR unit of humans sneak into Darksiders HQ and proceed to plant charges. Just as they are leaving they are discovered and are pinned down. As the team is hits one by one the team leader realizes that they aren't getting out so he makes the call and detonates the explosives right away. Also just for safe measure Captian Tycho commences a tac strike on the HQ.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-02 03:41pm

Anget Fisher wrote:
Darksider wrote:
Anget Fisher wrote: sorry
but you never adressed my points
I guess I just misunderstood you.
its alright now back to the battle. As Darksiders armor units are advancing on the gnomes another small SEGNOR unit of humans sneak into Darksiders HQ and proceed to plant charges. Just as they are leaving they are discovered and are pinned down. As the team is hits one by one the team leader realizes that they aren't getting out so he makes the call and detonates the explosives right away. Also just for safe measure Captian Tycho commences a tac strike on the HQ.

:::::: Is commanding the battle from NecronLord's shielded command platform::::::

:::::: reserve artillary arrives, guarded by a battalion of troops and commences bombardment of the Gnomish lines:::::

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-06-02 03:42pm

a week later Darth Graden Gnome and the Gnomish high command hold a memorial service for the brave men who died in that strike they are awarded the Gnomish medal of Honor for their actions. In the back of the crowd a human Segnor Agent takes one last puff on his cigarrete and stomps it out with his boot. " You'll pay for this Darksider," says Fisher as he walks back into the shadows

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-02 04:07pm

Aboard the command platform NecronLord and Darksider watch as the allied artillery continues to hammer down on the belegured gnomish forces. (As DGG seems to have been sucessfully thown over the side of the forward communications array, he was last seen plummetting towards the gnomish center lines in one of the cities. Doubtless he survived, as character sheilds would dictate that he has a convinient AG system on him somewhere...)

"So, it seems as if this campain has been brought down into a stalemate." Says NecronLord, "Fortunately, come nightfall I have a plan to break this deadlock."

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-02 04:17pm

NecronLord wrote:Aboard the command platform NecronLord and Darksider watch as the allied artillery continues to hammer down on the belegured gnomish forces. (As DGG seems to have been sucessfully thown over the side of the forward communications array, he was last seen plummetting towards the gnomish center lines in one of the cities. Doubtless he survived, as character sheilds would dictate that he has a convinient AG system on him somewhere...)

"So, it seems as if this campain has been brought down into a stalemate." Says NecronLord, "Fortunately, come nightfall I have a plan to break this deadlock."

::::: Turns to NecronLord::::::

The traitors fight well, but we will fight better. My forces are ready to move into a flanking manuver at your command

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-02 04:36pm

"It is not neccessery, merely contain the gnomes. I have several plans that will sap their will to fight..."

NecronLord looks at the bruised, clouded sky.

"Excellent. It will be a dark night."

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-02 04:39pm

NecronLord wrote:"It is not neccessery, merely contain the gnomes. I have several plans that will sap their will to fight..."

NecronLord looks at the bruised, clouded sky.

"Excellent. It will be a dark night."

Very well

::::Opens channel to unit commanders:::

All units, corral the Gnomes into one spot with artillary and mortar fire

:::: stands back and watches the battle::::

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-02 04:47pm

As the sun sets, a portal opens, and rank upon rank of necron flayed ones march forward in silence, the flesh hanging limp from their limbs, their green eyes piecing the darkness. Above them float swarms of necron wraiths, their phase shifted tools of death glistening...

Aboard the command platform, NecronLord turns to Darksider...

"I have had a picotech preperation prepared for your artillery. It attacks only the porcelien that the garden gnomes are made from. Once it infects a gnome, only amputation will save them from becoming an agonised factory for more of this airborne substance."

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-02 04:51pm

NecronLord wrote:As the sun sets, a portal opens, and rank upon rank of necron flayed ones march forward in silence, the flesh hanging limp from their limbs, their green eyes piecing the darkness. Above them float swarms of necron wraiths, their phase shifted tools of death glistening...

Aboard the command platform, NecronLord turns to Darksider...

"I have had a picotech preperation prepared for your artillery. It attacks only the porcelien that the garden gnomes are made from. Once it infects a gnome, only amputation will save them from becoming an agonised factory for more of this airborne substance."

::::: looks at NecronLord with an evil smile:::

How long will it take to load it????

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-02 04:53pm

Aboout an hour to diliver it to all batteries. After that it's merely a matter of launching it as you would any bio/chem weapon. By morning they should be sufficiently disoriented from both the von neumann disease and my hunters to finally destroy them.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-02 04:56pm

NecronLord wrote:Aboout an hour to diliver it to all batteries. After that it's merely a matter of launching it as you would any bio/chem weapon. By morning they should be sufficiently disoriented from both the von neumann disease and my hunters to finally destroy them.

Excellent..... It is time to bring this rebellion to an end

:::::: watches as napalm rounds from the artillary smash into the Gnomish formations::::