[GTGOD3] Step By Step, We'll Conquer All

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

And the Black Mages will not comply. I assure you, it will be rather hard to pursuade us to do so.

MISSILEDOKEN!*a swarm of Thaumatic disruption missiles swarms the field, disrupting the reality of the quasi-real world of the stgod for a brief moment, weakening the material fabric, THEN exploding(the ultimate in anti-armor) causing massive destruction*

AT THE (GNOMISH) ANTI-BULLSHIT CANNON ON AN UNDISCLOSED PLANET:

"Sir, I have dectected a massive wave of bullshit radiating out from Alyriums last post. Shall I begin the firing procedure?"
"Our fellow Gnomes need all the help they can get. You may proceed"
*Techs start moving about, readying the cannon for firing*
"Begin Countdown:
10....
9.....
8..... Charging reactor
7.....
6.....
5.....Reactor charged, manuvering for shot
4.....
3.....
2.....in position!
1.....
FIRE!!!

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

(oh, and nitpick, I don't think 100 regiments of 'em existed, but I'll let you have it, you will get your ass handed to you either way)

*snort giggle laugh*

I quote the Imperial Guard Codex, 3rd Edition:

Numbering in the billions and equipped with armoured vehicles, artillery, and all the other adjuncts of mechanised warfare, the Imperial Guard forms both the hammer and anvil of the Imperium's military might.

100,000 of them is a mere handful.

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

Power means nothing when the mechanism of the shield is bypassed.

They are not broken, they are tunneled through

The shield remains.... It is like drilling a hole through the wall, and then firing your gun through...

See above post. ^^^
Unless you can make this less of an uber-weapon (like something that DOESN'T destroy the entire universe for example), I choose to activate the "Darkstar's Wall of Ignorance(tm)", as refrenced in the other TGODs (I might dig up the quote later), granting all gnomish forces invincibilty!

[Alyrium Denryle]

It doesnt destroy the universe. I will institute a system of fatigue(sp) We are mana based casters so....

[Straha]

::The Janeway ship slowly uncloaks above the carnage below, loaded with new rounds and greater weapons::


This fighting will bring us nothing, don't you all realise that we mudt unite agaisnt the Dual evil of Durdandel and his lackeys, the wizards from the shore.

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

(oh, and nitpick, I don't think 100 regiments of 'em existed, but I'll let you have it, you will get your ass handed to you either way)

*snort giggle laugh*

I quote the Imperial Guard Codex, 3rd Edition:

Numbering in the billions and equipped with armoured vehicles, artillery, and all the other adjuncts of mechanised warfare, the Imperial Guard forms both the hammer and anvil of the Imperium's military might.

100,000 of them is a mere handful.

Hmm, where can I find a copy of the Imperial Guard Codex? Anyway, still, you will get your ass kicked by our HADOKEN-stopping armor and our R/UR fields . Hell, even if we don't use uber tech, once you get BILLIONS of Gnomes (this is the standard Gnome ARmy, not the Space Marines) biting at the ankles of your Guardsmen, you aren't gonna last for long

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

::The Janeway ship slowly uncloaks above the carnage below, loaded with new rounds and greater weapons::


This fighting will bring us nothing, don't you all realise that we mudt unite agaisnt the Dual evil of Durdandel and his lackeys, the wizards from the shore.

Straha, if you are seeking alliance with SEGNOR, join the usergroup, we can discuss it there. (well, you will have to talk to DGG about it, but I don't think he's too adverse to another ally)

[Alyrium Denryle]

And the Black Mages will not comply. I assure you, it will be rather hard to pursuade us to do so.

MISSILEDOKEN!*a swarm of Thaumatic disruption missiles swarms the field, disrupting the reality of the quasi-real world of the stgod for a brief moment, weakening the material fabric, THEN exploding(the ultimate in anti-armor) causing massive destruction*

AT THE (GNOMISH) ANTI-BULLSHIT CANNON ON AN UNDISCLOSED PLANET:

"Sir, I have dectected a massive wave of bullshit radiating out from Alyriums last post. Shall I begin the firing procedure?"
"Our fellow Gnomes need all the help they can get. You may proceed"
*Techs start moving about, readying the cannon for firing*
"Begin Countdown:
10....
9.....
8..... Charging reactor
7.....
6.....
5.....Reactor charged, manuvering for shot
4.....
3.....
2.....in position!
1.....
FIRE!!!

It is an armor piercing weapon. Why are you using the anti-bullshit cannon!?

MANA SHIELD! *as the blast from the anti-bullshit cannon was about to hit, a sphere of pure magical energy, radiated from the Arcanist /Black Mage. A wash of blue energy, thousands of Kilometers in radius shielded the battlefield from the anti-bullshit cannon. WHen the blast was absorbed, Alyrium did the equivalent of collapsing to one knee in space, sweat poured from him in globules of water as he strugled to keep his grip on conciousness. That spell was taking a a heavy toll on him and he was having to dip into his own lifeforce to keep the field up until the blast was dissapated. When the shield finally collapsed, and the threat was gone, the other black mages carried him off the field to rest and recoup*

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

Hmm, where can I find a copy of the Imperial Guard Codex? Anyway, still, you will get your ass kicked by our HADOKEN-stopping armor and our R/UR fields . Hell, even if we don't use uber tech, once you get BILLIONS of Gnomes (this is the standard Gnome ARmy, not the Space Marines) biting at the ankles of your Guardsmen, you aren't gonna last for long

Your local miniatures gaming store.

Besides, a Crusade-size force has got plenty of Librarians and other competent psykers aboard, your uber tech will find difficulty surviving among the demons of the Warp.

[Straha]

::The Janeway ship slowly uncloaks above the carnage below, loaded with new rounds and greater weapons::


This fighting will bring us nothing, don't you all realise that we mudt unite agaisnt the Dual evil of Durdandel and his lackeys, the wizards from the shore.

Straha, if you are seeking alliance with SEGNOR, join the usergroup, we can discuss it there. (well, you will have to talk to DGG about it, but I don't think he's too adverse to another ally)

YOU FOOL! YOU THINK I WHO INVENTED REALITY/ANTI-REALITY WEAPONS AND SHIELDS NEED TO ALLY WITH YOU???? YOUR IMPUDENCE MAKES ME ANGRY, AND YOU FORGET I HAVE THE ULTIMATE WEAPON AT MY DISPOSAL!

[Alyrium Denryle]

Power means nothing when the mechanism of the shield is bypassed.

They are not broken, they are tunneled through

The shield remains.... It is like drilling a hole through the wall, and then firing your gun through...

See above post. ^^^
Unless you can make this less of an uber-weapon (like something that DOESN'T destroy the entire universe for example), I choose to activate the "Darkstar's Wall of Ignorance(tm)", as refrenced in the other TGODs (I might dig up the quote later), granting all gnomish forces invincibilty!

If you do that I will institutue the Imperial Smackdown(tm) and cause you to lose your invincibility. I will essentially out Thaumobabble you.

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

Okay, ya know what, with 3 or more people all trying to kick my ass, this is getting screwed up.

I am now formally retreating, and offering a truce. If you don't attack us, I won't go out of my way to attack you. Until then, I'm gonna go hide the GSN in a safe location, far away from this TGOD.

[Alyrium Denryle]

*speaking through a flickering and weak illusion via a wand*It isnt personal...well it is...you are just the only Gnome here.

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

Hmm, where can I find a copy of the Imperial Guard Codex? Anyway, still, you will get your ass kicked by our HADOKEN-stopping armor and our R/UR fields . Hell, even if we don't use uber tech, once you get BILLIONS of Gnomes (this is the standard Gnome ARmy, not the Space Marines) biting at the ankles of your Guardsmen, you aren't gonna last for long

Your local miniatures gaming store.

Besides, a Crusade-size force has got plenty of Librarians and other competent psykers aboard, your uber tech will find difficulty surviving among the demons of the Warp.

I still don't know what the fuck a Crusade is, or even if it is related to Star Wars (links would be nice)

[Straha]

Okay, ya know what, with 3 or more people all trying to kick my ass, this is getting screwed up.

I am now formally retreating, and offering a truce. If you don't attack us, I won't go out of my way to attack you. Until then, I'm gonna go hide the GSN in a safe location, far away from this TGOD.

I'm not out to get you, just terribly insulted.

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

Power means nothing when the mechanism of the shield is bypassed.

They are not broken, they are tunneled through

The shield remains.... It is like drilling a hole through the wall, and then firing your gun through...

See above post. ^^^
Unless you can make this less of an uber-weapon (like something that DOESN'T destroy the entire universe for example), I choose to activate the "Darkstar's Wall of Ignorance(tm)", as refrenced in the other TGODs (I might dig up the quote later), granting all gnomish forces invincibilty!

If you do that I will institutue the Imperial Smackdown(tm) and cause you to lose your invincibility. I will essentially out Thaumobabble you.

dude, nothing works against Darkstar's Wall of Ignorance(tm). Only what helps the user of the Wall is let past, absoultly NOTHING ELSE works.

BUt that doesn't matter anymore, cause I'm officially out, at least for a little while.

[Alyrium Denryle]

See above post. ^^^
Unless you can make this less of an uber-weapon (like something that DOESN'T destroy the entire universe for example), I choose to activate the "Darkstar's Wall of Ignorance(tm)", as refrenced in the other TGODs (I might dig up the quote later), granting all gnomish forces invincibilty!

If you do that I will institutue the Imperial Smackdown(tm) and cause you to lose your invincibility. I will essentially out Thaumobabble you.

dude, nothing works against Darkstar's Wall of Ignorance(tm). Only what helps the user of the Wall is let past, absoultly NOTHING ELSE works.

BUt that doesn't matter anymore, cause I'm officially out, at least for a little while.

And anythng that comes out from behnd the Wall of Ignorance(tm) is utter trash, and usless to you. Stalemate.

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

If you do that I will institutue the Imperial Smackdown(tm) and cause you to lose your invincibility. I will essentially out Thaumobabble you.

dude, nothing works against Darkstar's Wall of Ignorance(tm). Only what helps the user of the Wall is let past, absoultly NOTHING ELSE works.

BUt that doesn't matter anymore, cause I'm officially out, at least for a little while.

And anythng that comes out from behnd the Wall of Ignorance(tm) is utter trash, and usless to you. Stalemate.

Well, I dunno. Gnomes are real good at taking "trash" and using it to develop new technologies and services. And what do you mean by "comes out from behind"? Do you mean anything that gets through towards me, or anything that comes out to you? Either way, its not trash! The DWoI is Selectively permeable, and easily modified by the people inside the wall. The GNOMICON engineers have made sure of this.

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

Warhammer 40K

Imperial Fleets

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

Warhammer 40K

Imperial Fleets

Hmm... Looks interesting, but not really SW-related.

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

Hmm... Looks interesting, but not really SW-related.

Correct. Your point?

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

Hmm... Looks interesting, but not really SW-related.

Correct. Your point?

Well, I was under the impression you were using Star Wars stuff. Now I see its different.

[Alyrium Denryle]

dude, nothing works against Darkstar's Wall of Ignorance(tm). Only what helps the user of the Wall is let past, absoultly NOTHING ELSE works.

BUt that doesn't matter anymore, cause I'm officially out, at least for a little while.

And anythng that comes out from behnd the Wall of Ignorance(tm) is utter trash, and usless to you. Stalemate.

Well, I dunno. Gnomes are real good at taking "trash" and using it to develop new technologies and services. And what do you mean by "comes out from behind"? Do you mean anything that gets through towards me, or anything that comes out to you? Either way, its not trash! The DWoI is Selectively permeable, and easily modified by the people inside the wall. The GNOMICON engineers have made sure of this.

Having a wall of Ignorance, invalidates what ou say. after all ou are ignorant, so, it becomes worthless. And has no effect on me.

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

And anythng that comes out from behnd the Wall of Ignorance(tm) is utter trash, and usless to you. Stalemate.

Well, I dunno. Gnomes are real good at taking "trash" and using it to develop new technologies and services. And what do you mean by "comes out from behind"? Do you mean anything that gets through towards me, or anything that comes out to you? Either way, its not trash! The DWoI is Selectively permeable, and easily modified by the people inside the wall. The GNOMICON engineers have made sure of this.

Having a wall of Ignorance, invalidates what ou say. after all ou are ignorant, so, it becomes worthless. And has no effect on me.

It has an effect on everything the user doesn't want to let in. The Wall does not make the user ignorant of all, just things that would be used against it. For example, if you attacked me with a HADOKEN, and I had the DWI on, your hadoken would be rendered ineffective by the idea that "if i don't acknowledge its existance, it can't hurt me!" As I said, the wall is selectively permeable, only attacks against Gnomes are blocked (at least, for now )

EDIT: Let's keep quoting like this, see how far it can go

[Straha]

Well, I dunno. Gnomes are real good at taking "trash" and using it to develop new technologies and services. And what do you mean by "comes out from behind"? Do you mean anything that gets through towards me, or anything that comes out to you? Either way, its not trash! The DWoI is Selectively permeable, and easily modified by the people inside the wall. The GNOMICON engineers have made sure of this.

Having a wall of Ignorance, invalidates what ou say. after all ou are ignorant, so, it becomes worthless. And has no effect on me.

It has an effect on everything the user doesn't want to let in. The Wall does not make the user ignorant of all, just things that would be used against it. For example, if you attacked me with a HADOKEN, and I had the DWI on, your hadoken would be rendered ineffective by the idea that "if i don't acknowledge its existance, it can't hurt me!" As I said, the wall is selectively permeable, only attacks against Gnomes are blocked (at least, for now )

You know it would be easier on the eyes if you would cut out some of the quotes.