STGOD: The Carrion Uprising

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-11-13 10:41pm

Shark Bait wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:Chris shifted uncomfortably. "Eh, if it could save the world I can't say no, can I?"

"If it makes you feel better, I am going to check fish and amphibians as well... Dr. Bait may have a safe haven for us, but it wont ome to pass if this thing infects sharks"
"And you sir are a heartless jerk and if I wasent so tired i'd kick your but like we were back in high school." bait said with a monotone voice.

"Sorry, I am a hermit for more of the year than you are. But at least I am not courted by great whites... Hw was that heartless?? I was trying to console him. It is very hard for me to take blood samples of my beloved Axolotls"

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-11-13 10:50pm

"Megh" bait half mumbled half said as he stood up agian, he walked over to a lab counter and started rummaging through drawers. "Where do you keep your gloves?" he asked

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-13 10:52pm

"Erm, Mr. Comedy duo, is there any food around here? It's been over 24 hours since I had something to eat."

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-11-13 10:53pm

Ben walked over and opened the first drawer down on the right side. and pulled out boxes of gloves, all sizes, then pilled out the syringes, petri dishes and went over and uncovered the microscopes. He put on a set of gloved and grabbed a lab coat from off a hook, and tossed SHark Bait another one.

"I we need it, there is an electron microscope across the hall"

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-11-13 10:56pm

Pcm979 wrote:"Erm, Mr. Comedy duo, is there any food around here? It's been over 24 hours since I had something to eat."

"Yeah, there are vending machines down the hall to your left. On the first floor there is an emplyee fridge, I dont know if there is anything in there... Other than that.. there is a hydropaunics garden with some fruits on the third floor, and we have rats and mice down the hall on this floor, feel free to cook them with a bunsen burner... Also, that is Dr. Comedy duo to you. We didnt spend 8 years in grad school to be called Mr."

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-13 10:58pm

Chris laughed, unsteadily. "Erm, that was a joke? Right?"

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-11-13 10:59pm

Pcm979 wrote:Chris laughed, unsteadily. "Erm, that was a joke? Right?"

"No, prepared properly the mice can be rather tastey. I would suggest kabobs with mushrooms and peppers"

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-11-13 11:01pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:Chris laughed, unsteadily. "Erm, that was a joke? Right?"
"No, prepared properly the mice can be rather tastey. I would suggest kabobs with mushrooms and peppers"

"nah he's kidding, he just never learned how to propperly tell a joke" bait said as he pulled out some gloves and walked towards the pig's cage, "before you eat do you think you could help me with the pigs, I dont want to upset them further and you may be able to help me calm them"

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-13 11:03pm

Chris opened the cage and picked up a squeaking bundle of fur. "Hold still, Doris. This, uh, probably will hurt."

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-11-13 11:09pm

Pcm979 wrote:Chris opened the cage and picked up a squeaking bundle of fur. "Hold still, Doris. This, uh, probably will hurt."

Ben walked into an ajoining room, from which the sounds of flowing water emanated and grabbed anAxolotl he had named "Kurt" he took a syringe oit of his pocket "Sorry Kirt, this hurts me more than it hurts you" he said, petting the salamander as he drew the blood. He put the salamnder back in his tank, and returned. dumping the blood in a petri dish.

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-11-13 11:10pm

Pcm979 wrote:Chris opened the cage and picked up a squeaking bundle of fur. "Hold still, Doris. This, uh, probably will hurt."

Bait walked over with the syrenge in his hand and said "hey there Doris is it? Dont be scared this will only pinch for a second." he then held one back foot and inserted the needle into the tinny but vissible vein and drew a few mL of blood "There that wasent so bad now was it" he said as he pulled the needle back out and patted the furry little beast on the head "thanks" he said to Chris and then walked back to one of the lab counters. "well i'll say this its deffinately easier than a tuna vasectomy."

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-13 11:15pm

Chris patted Doris for a minute then fed the 2 Pigs on some of the hay he had taken with him. They swallowed the food almost without chewing. "Huh. You're as hungry as I am." Chris muttered, and went off to look for food.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-11-13 11:19pm

"Alright in all seriousness Chris, there is a small caffeteria on the first floor and a hydropaunics garden we use to test genetically modified plants... As well as an organic control group on the third floor.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-11-13 11:23pm

Chris grinned, genuinely this time. "Sounds great. I'll go and fire up some rats." He left the room.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2004-11-13 11:51pm

Fisher had been standing around watching all this.

"Uh guys? In these bags we brought is enough food to feed thirty peopel for a month. I think you will be ok."

Fisher looked at the ceiling hearing some sounds.

"Looks like those other guys i promised are here."

Fisher returned to the roof to find Sergeant Johnson talking about how zombies were pussies and he could take them all on.

"Yeah because your too ugly to infect." Said Fisher.

"Watch it, Mike. You maybe a higher rank but I can still kick your ass!"

"Whatever. Bring your squad down. I want to introduce you to your host."

Fisher and the eight other men followed him down.

"Dr. Allen. Here's some extra muscle."

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-11-14 12:01am

Agent Fisher wrote:Fisher had been standing around watching all this.

"Uh guys? In these bags we brought is enough food to feed thirty peopel for a month. I think you will be ok."

Fisher looked at the ceiling hearing some sounds.

"Looks like those other guys i promised are here."

Fisher returned to the roof to find Sergeant Johnson talking about how zombies were pussies and he could take them all on.

"Yeah because your too ugly to infect." Said Fisher.

"Watch it, Mike. You maybe a higher rank but I can still kick your ass!"

"Whatever. Bring your squad down. I want to introduce you to your host."

Fisher and the eight other men followed him down.

"Dr. Allen. Here's some extra muscle."

Ben looked upfrom his microscope to see some very attractive servicemen he always did have a slight military fetish. However, this was no time for distractions and his Id was locked away in a cage and tazered into submission by his superego.

"Greetings and salutations to my humble home away from home... so to speak. I am glad to have you here. I may not be the best of hosts, but for our servicemen, well, I cant thank you enough for your help."

he had changed a lot from his liberal teenage days.

Then the thought hit him... thee were no females... without females, human life would stop existing.. provided we were the only survivors... and the more awefull thing is... the worlds fate hinged around an unstable gay biologist, and and en even more unstable asexual marine biologist

But that was not the task at hand...

Several hours were spent doing the analysis. First, a baseline control was established using the blood of Abystoma mexicanum and Cavia porcellus. The blood platelettes and other lymphocyts werre in perfect working order. Dr. Allen even notced the macrophages destroying a bacterial cell in the salamander blood.

Then, the blood of the zombie was reconstituted from its semi-congealed state using stored plasma. It would take a while before a useable culture was ready.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2004-11-14 12:08am

"Johnson," said Fisher. "I want you to plant remote controlled claymores all along the ways up to the entrance. If some uninvited party guests try to get in, I want those motherfuckers legless understand?"

"You got it Fish."

*****

Johnson and his team moved along the road planting claymores and landmines. They moved fast before any zombies took a notice to them.

Just as the last one was in place a zombies went by. Almost as if out on a stroll. Before it could take another step, it was torn to peices by gunfire from a SAW.

Suddenly zombies started charging towards the troops.

"Fall back!" Shout Johnson. They ran into the service entrance and kept the zombies from getting in before the doors closed.

"That was close." Said Private Mendoza.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2004-11-14 12:37am

Fisher turned to Dr. Allen.

"Well I need to report back to base. We will have some hleicopters covering this building. And if you need more help we can get more troops here quickly."

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-11-14 12:39am

Agent Fisher wrote:Fisher turned to Dr. Allen.

"Well I need to report back to base. We will have some hleicopters covering this building. And if you need more help we can get more troops here quickly."

"Thank you for your help. And if you dont get a medal of honor, and if we dont get nobel prizes for this, someone is gonna pay" Ben said with a smile. it was obvious he respected this man.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2004-11-14 12:47am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Agent Fisher wrote:Fisher turned to Dr. Allen.

"Well I need to report back to base. We will have some hleicopters covering this building. And if you need more help we can get more troops here quickly."
"Thank you for your help. And if you dont get a medal of honor, and if we dont get nobel prizes for this, someone is gonna pay" Ben said with a smile. it was obvious he respected this man.

"Yeah, well, bet the flesh munchers took those guys out first. Probally some scorned runner-ups wanting revenge." Fisher chuckled.

"Well I should be heading back. Later."

Fisher then turned and walked up the stairs to the waiting helicopter and his bed.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2004-11-14 11:18am

Daniel ran. His heart thumped in his chest, in his head, and in his neck. He swore he could almost feel the thing behind him breathing on his neck. It had come out of seemingly nowhere just moments before, right after he had popped the old lady's head off. This one was so horribly disfigured, perhaps burned, that he couldn't tell who it might have been before it was reanimated. One thing was for sure, it ran fast. Daniel himself was a pretty good runner, but he couldn't keep up with that thing. Eventually, his legs would simply fail, and he'd fall, and get devoured. Then he remembered the Colt still locked in his hand. In his adrenaline rush, he forgot all about it. He turned his head sideways. There it was, 15 feet behind him. Clenching his jaw again, he stopped, spun, and shot off 3 rounds. 2 of them connected solidly with the zombie's torso, and if stumbled and fell. It thrashed on the ground, trying to get up. Another round in it's head put a stop to that.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2004-11-14 02:14pm

Emergency T.V news cast

CDC Director: To the American people. We are at the CDC have made a discovery for the on going problem that plagues are country. We here ask that when encountering these creature that you please defend yourself in any possible way but do not touch them. Do not engage in any physical contact whatsoever. This Plague is not a virus nor is it Bacteria but is is Biological. The plague that we now call "Carrion Animation" or "Carina"for short is a living creature. It attaches itself to the host taking over at the cellular level. Working itself to the brain and taking full control from there. Once it takes over it breaks down the body for food while actively find other sourses for food like other humans or animals. We have the top doctors and scientests working on a cure or something that will be able to combat Carina. Unfortunately because we have never seen anything like this before we are not confident that we will find anything soon. The only way to kill an infected host is to destroy the head. The brain is where it controls everything, Carina can keep the host alive without its major organs like the heart, lungs and liver but if you destroy or seperate the head the host will not function anymore. Please be aware that even if you do kill the host Carina is still highly infectous and dead host can still carry it so burn the bodies once the host is dead order to insure 0 level of incontamination

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-11-14 02:24pm

"well that just makes the last 48 hours of our lives superfluous... Alright... lets start working out the chemical mechanism for this thing. Thankfully, it isnt supernatural"

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-11-14 02:31pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:"well that just makes the last 48 hours of our lives superfluous... Alright... lets start working out the chemical mechanism for this thing. Thankfully, it isnt supernatural"

"Not entierly superflous we would have had to do this anyway, in order to run any type of test on this thing."

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-11-14 02:37pm

Shark Bait wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:"well that just makes the last 48 hours of our lives superfluous... Alright... lets start working out the chemical mechanism for this thing. Thankfully, it isnt supernatural"
"Not entierly superflous we would have had to do this anyway, in order to run any type of test on this thing."

"True... but you see, this means someone else is going to win the nobel prize" Ben said with a smile. Competition among scientists was natural, it is what kept everything working.

"Ok, zombie blood reconstituted... methinks it is time to put on the hazmat suits"

ANd he went to what the biologists affectionatly called The Armory and unocked it