Kickass Online Game (www.kingdomofloathing.com)

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2005-06-02 12:01am

Cottages can be made by combining 'anti-cheese' with 'cottage cheese'. I borrowed some cottage cheese, but I've totally lost my anti-cheese now.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2005-06-02 12:08am

Stark wrote:Cottages can be made by combining 'anti-cheese' with 'cottage cheese'. I borrowed some cottage cheese, but I've totally lost my anti-cheese now.

Cottage cheese regularilly goes for around 100 meat. Which is what the cottage is selling for... So why spend more when you can get more for less?

Dangermouse · Post by **Dangermouse** » 2005-06-02 12:12am

So whats the general take on the gym equipment? Are they worth the adventures?

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2005-06-02 12:24am

I was just SAYING

DarkSilver · Post by **DarkSilver** » 2005-06-02 12:46am

I have applied to join the Clan as my characte, DarthPasta

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-06-02 01:12am

Dangermouse wrote:So whats the general take on the gym equipment? Are they worth the adventures?

Yeah, what's it do?

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2005-06-02 01:34am

Not as far as I know. I used an adventure, got 3 smarm. I'm better off in the limerick dungeon.

I just opened my 'locked orcish meat locker' after a week. Got a meat stack, but I apparently installed the meat locker in my campsite. Is this all PvP security stuff?

Dangermouse · Post by **Dangermouse** » 2005-06-02 01:46am

Stark wrote:Not as far as I know. I used an adventure, got 3 smarm. I'm better off in the limerick dungeon.

I just opened my 'locked orcish meat locker' after a week. Got a meat stack, but I apparently installed the meat locker in my campsite. Is this all PvP security stuff?

Exactly. It reduces the amount of meat a PvPer can take. So its not needed until you break the Hippy Stone.

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2005-06-02 01:51am

I know have an Objective Interim Perimeter Assault Deterrence Scarecrow. W00t?

Post by **weemadando** » 2005-06-02 01:53am

I just started. What the fuck is this. Words cannot describe its weirdness.

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2005-06-02 01:58am

It is the coolest shit ever?

Post by **weemadando** » 2005-06-02 02:03am

No, its weirding me out - I don't understand what the fuck I'm meant to be doing...

Fighting Assistant Assistant Mad Knob Scientists? Huh?

CDiehl · Post by **CDiehl** » 2005-06-02 02:04am

I got the tenderizing hammer. Can anyone tell me how I can make any money with it?

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2005-06-02 02:07am

You make objects by combining the things in the meatsmith store with meat: then add other objects to make them better. IE you can make a meat helmet with a helmet item and meat, then add a tassel to make it a fez.

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-06-02 02:51am

Here you go, gang. 10,000 meat. Isn't capitalism great?

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2005-06-02 03:08am

You are teh rule. Sell the dungarees, sell them! etc.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2005-06-02 03:50am

This is looking more and more like spam.

Don't spam or I will lock.

DarkSilver · Post by **DarkSilver** » 2005-06-02 05:31am

apparently 10k meat is to low for a chefs hat.....

guy just offered me 15k for it instead

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2005-06-02 05:40am

Faram wrote:This is looking more and more like spam.

Don't spam or I will lock.

Lock? Stickify dammit

back on topic: I assume the hobo flex is good for gaining muscle?
What is the Tan-U-lot good for?

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-06-02 07:23am

Straha wrote:People! While you can (if you can) go to the mall and search for "Cottage", the U.S.A. Mafia Car Shop is selling Cottages for 100 meat. BUY THEM. They come in handy both for resting at your campsite AND for defense in the scary world of PvP combat (which I have not entered yet).

So, yeah, get to it.

Or just combine cottage cheese and anticheese. That is what I did and now have a cosy cottage

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2005-06-02 07:34am

Thats what *I* said!

I've been really unsuccessful at trading: I'm glad other people are doing okay. I've been reading up on clan wars, and apparently it favours offense heavily, and there isn't that much advantage in archers.

I'm surprised the game hasn't run out of content yet: usually in these sort of games I'm bored by now. KoL still throws surprises at me!

Luke Starkiller · Post by **Luke Starkiller** » 2005-06-02 09:02am

wautd wrote:
Faram wrote:This is looking more and more like spam.

Don't spam or I will lock.
Lock? Stickify dammit

back on topic: I assume the hobo flex is good for gaining muscle?
What is the Tan-U-lot good for?

That gives Moxie.

When are us Pastamancer's going to get a machine for Mysticality?

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2005-06-02 11:15am

Luke Starkiller wrote:
wautd wrote:
Faram wrote:This is looking more and more like spam.

Don't spam or I will lock.
Lock? Stickify dammit

back on topic: I assume the hobo flex is good for gaining muscle?
What is the Tan-U-lot good for?
That gives Moxie.

When are us Pastamancer's going to get a machine for Mysticality?

Check the Gym, now that being said, ahem:

"WE HAVE ACHIEVED OUR GOAL OF A FULLY STOCKED CLAN GYM, AND WE ARE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE! NOW YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELFS THE PROSPERITY THE FIRST EMPIRE OF LOATHING HAS BROUGHT!"

::clears throat::

So, on to task two. Get 50,000 meat in the stash and keep it fully stocked. And after that, we shall spread ourselves over the Kingdom bringing Anal Sex wherever we may go.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2005-06-02 06:00pm

could we sticky this, since so many are participating, so that it does not descend into the darkness?

A Big Flying Fish · Post by **A Big Flying Fish** » 2005-06-02 06:12pm

A note for those trying to build up stats quickly. PvP, if you have decent equipment, is an excellent way to gain stats quickly. Select dignity for the attack choice, and attack away. Bonuses in the region of 60-90 per substat per attack are attainable.