[GTGOD3] Gnome Arena

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Jeez, don't everybody post LIKE MAD at once. 'Cause if you think I'm gonna respond to all of this--well, you got another thing coming. Let's try a little common curtesy next time and NOT post 19 things (those posts being directed at me) after I leave, kay? In fact, I can't even read the ones on the other page now (I'm not doing any copy and pasting either) so if you've got something to say to me you can re-post it.

Not that that bit of insanity is over...time for a gigantic retaliatory post:

*The XTR-4200 shrugs off enemy fire with ease, returnign it 100-fold with a deadly launch of thousands of shurikens in any odd direction; traveling at speeds of .9999999(ad infinium)c, they are unstoppable projectiles as they tear through lines and lines of DSider's troops,

The Gnomish marines arm their R/UR machine guns, spitting hordes of shells at hundreds of bullet per second into the enemy lines and blasting fist sized chunks of unexistance into DSider's thugs. Meanwhile concentrated missiles strikes turn heavily-entrenched thugs into scorching vapor as the screams of the damned men can be heard as short-swords cut into their flesh,

Pin-point missiles strikes fly down the gun barrels of Typhonis's tanks, vaporizing them from the inside-out as dozens of tanks burst into shrapnel. Meanwhile, a crack Gnome squad sneaks in behind them during the chaos; using their powerful blades they cut holes in the tanks armor slaughtering the crew and hijacking the vehicle--*

GNOMISH COMMANDO: *sighs* Someone get me outta this chicken shit outfit.

*--Darksider's troops are unsuspecting as their allies tanks rove by until...Their cannons set ablaze, unloading full salvos deep into enemy lines, opening holes in DSider's defensive screen as innumerable Marines and the XTR-4200 pour fire into the holes, mowing dozens down instantly, and racking up the body count to untold-highs as they continue the onslaught onslaught*

ELSEWHERE...

*lifts blade to deflect DSider's attack on Fuzzy...er...the ysalimiri*

You don't I'd let you hurt Fuzzy...er....this beast do you?

*with blades locked, DGG thinks fast and kicks DSider in his FUCKING BALLS which sends him sailing fifteen feet back to the ground...he gets up with a grunt, but said grunt sounds several octaves higher than usual *

*turns blade to Necron* You don't have balls? You girly....alien thing you! *trades blows*

[Captain Cyran]

*Orders 6,000 of his troops to move forward and assist with the final destruction of the gnomish forces. The remaining 2,000 (As there have been 2,000 casualties) will remain with him and continue the long range assault. Cyran continues to use his 'Trusty High-Powered Rifle' to peg off the Gnomish marines.*

*Materializes alongside Cyran, already holding his rifle--rips it off him and shoots him point-blank and adds a full-power DBZ energy blast for good measure*

*Doesn't turn as one of his catgirl troops turns and fries JodoForce as he materializes. JodoForce is turned into little more then dust.*

When will that guy learn...

[Darksider]

Jeez, don't everybody post LIKE MAD at once. 'Cause if you think I'm gonna respond to all of this--well, you got another thing coming. Let's try a little common curtesy next time and NOT post 19 things (those posts being directed at me) after I leave, kay? In fact, I can't even read the ones on the other page now (I'm not doing any copy and pasting either) so if you've got something to say to me you can re-post it.

Not that that bit of insanity is over...time for a gigantic retaliatory post:

*The XTR-4200 shrugs off enemy fire with ease, returnign it 100-fold with a deadly launch of thousands of shurikens in any odd direction; traveling at speeds of .9999999(ad infinium)c, they are unstoppable projectiles as they tear through lines and lines of DSider's troops,

The Gnomish marines arm their R/UR machine guns, spitting hordes of shells at hundreds of bullet per second into the enemy lines and blasting fist sized chunks of unexistance into DSider's thugs. Meanwhile concentrated missiles strikes turn heavily-entrenched thugs into scorching vapor as the screams of the damned men can be heard as short-swords cut into their flesh,

Pin-point missiles strikes fly down the gun barrels of Typhonis's tanks, vaporizing them from the inside-out as dozens of tanks burst into shrapnel. Meanwhile, a crack Gnome squad sneaks in behind them during the chaos; using their powerful blades they cut holes in the tanks armor slaughtering the crew and hijacking the vehicle--*

GNOMISH COMMANDO: *sighs* Someone get me outta this chicken shit outfit.

*--Darksider's troops are unsuspecting as their allies tanks rove by until...Their cannons set ablaze, unloading full salvos deep into enemy lines, opening holes in DSider's defensive screen as innumerable Marines and the XTR-4200 pour fire into the holes, mowing dozens down instantly, and racking up the body count to untold-highs as they continue the onslaught onslaught*

ELSEWHERE...

*lifts blade to deflect DSider's attack on Fuzzy...er...the ysalimiri*

You don't I'd let you hurt Fuzzy...er....this beast do you?

*with blades locked, DGG thinks fast and kicks DSider in his FUCKING BALLS which sends him sailing fifteen feet back to the ground...he gets up with a grunt, but said grunt sounds several octaves higher than usual *

*turns blade to Necron* You don't have balls? You girly....alien thing you! *trades blows*

Fuck the force powers.........

:::::: Activated B5 style tlepathy powers and makes DGG feel like his nuts are roasting over an open fire::::


:::::: troops, armor and artillary return the Gnomes fire tenfold, inflicting heavy casualties on the Gnomish formations, meanwhile fighters fly down from the orbiting battleships and drop heavy bombs on the Gnome's attack force, shredding it into peices and reinforcements drop down::::

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Fuck the force powers.........

:::::: Activated B5 style tlepathy powers and makes DGG feel like his nuts are roasting over an open fire::::

Telepathy? I don't have a brain silly! I'm an inanimate object--you're puny mind games won't work on me.

:::::: troops, armor and artillary return the Gnomes fire tenfold, inflicting heavy casualties on the Gnomish formations, meanwhile fighters fly down from the orbiting battleships and drop heavy bombs on the Gnome's attack force, shredding it into peices and reinforcements drop down::::

*The Gnomish Hordes repel attacks with their short swords, deflecting enemy fire harmlessly into space while they turn hundreds of meters of fertile soil into scorched earth with their gridfires, taking uncountable thugs with it in the mayhem*

XTR-4200 OPERATOR: Uhh command we've got some fighter squadrons up ahead currently preparing to attack; isn't that forbidden by the rules?

COMMAND: Don't worry about it. Take 'em out, that's all you gotta do.

XTR-4200 OPERATOR: Roger, command.

*the XTR-4200's anti-aircraft system activates, and hundreds of R/UR missiles launch, intercepting the enemy bombs and exploding in fighter formations, while R/UR machine gun fire is sprayed into the upper-atmosphere faster than the mind can percieve--hundreds of fighters explode into flaming wreckage and nose dive to the ground into DSider's lines, occaisonaly wiping out a friendly squad or two*

[Darksider]

Fuck the force powers.........

:::::: Activated B5 style tlepathy powers and makes DGG feel like his nuts are roasting over an open fire::::

Telepathy? I don't have a brain silly! I'm an inanimate object--you're puny mind games won't work on me.

:::::: troops, armor and artillary return the Gnomes fire tenfold, inflicting heavy casualties on the Gnomish formations, meanwhile fighters fly down from the orbiting battleships and drop heavy bombs on the Gnome's attack force, shredding it into peices and reinforcements drop down::::

*The Gnomish Hordes repel attacks with their short swords, deflecting enemy fire harmlessly into space while they turn hundreds of meters of fertile soil into scorched earth with their gridfires, taking uncountable thugs with it in the mayhem*

XTR-4200 OPERATOR: Uhh command we've got some fighter squadrons up ahead currently preparing to attack; isn't that forbidden by the rules?

COMMAND: Don't worry about it. Take 'em out, that's all you gotta do.

XTR-4200 OPERATOR: Roger, command.

*the XTR-4200's anti-aircraft system activates, and hundreds of R/UR missiles launch, intercepting the enemy bombs and exploding in fighter formations, while R/UR machine gun fire is sprayed into the upper-atmosphere faster than the mind can percieve--hundreds of fighters explode into flaming wreckage and nose dive to the ground into DSider's lines, occaisonaly wiping out a friendly squad or two*

HELL FUCKING NO you can't just wipe out my entire god damn force without taking ANY FUCKING CASUALTIES and to think, one of your lackeys was accusing me of cheating, you either take some god damn hits or i stop playing right now with a casualty cout of ZERO

[Captain Cyran]

*From his vantage point with his troops far above the fighting Cyran watches this...XTR-4200.* I wonder what little toys DGG has thrown into that thing... Oh well, it won't matter soon.

*Cyran pops another piece of popcorn into his mouth and chews on it contentedly.*

[Darth Garden Gnome]

HELL FUCKING NO you can't just wipe out my entire god damn force without taking ANY FUCKING CASUALTIES and to think, one of your lackeys was accusing me of cheating, you either take some god damn hits or i stop playing right now with a casualty cout of ZERO

Last I checked, there were about two pages of Gnomes getting their asses kicked posted while I was away. And that wasn't enough for yas?

[Darksider]

Fuck the force powers.........

:::::: Activated B5 style tlepathy powers and makes DGG feel like his nuts are roasting over an open fire::::

Telepathy? I don't have a brain silly! I'm an inanimate object--you're puny mind games won't work on me.

:::::: troops, armor and artillary return the Gnomes fire tenfold, inflicting heavy casualties on the Gnomish formations, meanwhile fighters fly down from the orbiting battleships and drop heavy bombs on the Gnome's attack force, shredding it into peices and reinforcements drop down::::

*The Gnomish Hordes repel attacks with their short swords, deflecting enemy fire harmlessly into space while they turn hundreds of meters of fertile soil into scorched earth with their gridfires, taking uncountable thugs with it in the mayhem*

XTR-4200 OPERATOR: Uhh command we've got some fighter squadrons up ahead currently preparing to attack; isn't that forbidden by the rules?

COMMAND: Don't worry about it. Take 'em out, that's all you gotta do.

XTR-4200 OPERATOR: Roger, command.

*the XTR-4200's anti-aircraft system activates, and hundreds of R/UR missiles launch, intercepting the enemy bombs and exploding in fighter formations, while R/UR machine gun fire is sprayed into the upper-atmosphere faster than the mind can percieve--hundreds of fighters explode into flaming wreckage and nose dive to the ground into DSider's lines, occaisonaly wiping out a friendly squad or two*

::::: Redirects telepathy to the Yilismari, which promptly jumps off the command platform and plummits two kilometers down to the surface and watches as the uber-warriors engage the Gnomish hordes with BOTH SIDES TAKING HEAVY CASUALTIES (Pay attention to that little tidbit DGG, both sides taking heavy casualties)::::::

[Darksider]

HELL FUCKING NO you can't just wipe out my entire god damn force without taking ANY FUCKING CASUALTIES and to think, one of your lackeys was accusing me of cheating, you either take some god damn hits or i stop playing right now with a casualty cout of ZERO

Last I checked, there were about two pages of Gnomes getting their asses kicked posted while I was away. And that wasn't enough for yas?

It's deteriorated into a stalemate with both sides constantly bringing in more troops and suffering heavy casualties.

[Captain Cyran]

HELL FUCKING NO you can't just wipe out my entire god damn force without taking ANY FUCKING CASUALTIES and to think, one of your lackeys was accusing me of cheating, you either take some god damn hits or i stop playing right now with a casualty cout of ZERO

Last I checked, there were about two pages of Gnomes getting their asses kicked posted while I was away. And that wasn't enough for yas?

It's deteriorated into a stalemate with both sides constantly bringing in more troops and suffering heavy casualties.

Except for me but all my troops really did was sit on a rock and shoot from a long distance away... I have lost about 5,000 Catgirl troops though.

[Darksider]

Last I checked, there were about two pages of Gnomes getting their asses kicked posted while I was away. And that wasn't enough for yas?

It's deteriorated into a stalemate with both sides constantly bringing in more troops and suffering heavy casualties.

Except for me but all my troops really did was sit on a rock and shoot from a long distance away... I have lost about 5,000 Catgirl troops though.

In the beginning we were getting fifteen Gnomes for every dead soldier, but when the space marines and the armor showed up it turned into two dead Gnomes for every dead soldier and somtimed the GNomes had the upper hand, oh well.....

:::::: With the yilismari gone, i force choke DGG and hurl him over the side of the command platform::::


::::: air units concentrate fire on the Gnomish uber tank and blow it up:::::

[Darth Garden Gnome]

::::: Redirects telepathy to the Yilismari, which promptly jumps off the command platform and plummits two kilometers down to the surface and watches as the uber-warriors engage the Gnomish hordes with BOTH SIDES TAKING HEAVY CASUALTIES

*grabs yslamiri's tail as he leaps off his shoulders*

Do you really underestimate my reflexes that much? I'm not 60 years old DSider! If I'm able to keep this guy from escaping when we're wandering through the dense forests of Myrkr, I think I can make sure he doesn't jump off my shoulder!

(Pay attention to that little tidbit DGG, both sides taking heavy casualties)::::::

Don't tell me how to fucking TGOD Darksider. You had your two pages off ass kicking, so lay off. And you'll note I never said they weren't taking heavy casualties; you've made that ABUNDANTLY clear with your posts, I assure you. Not that you have been taking any casualties either, every one of your posts is generally "artillery shoots at guys and they die"..or whatever. There is NOTHING wrong with that until you start complaining when I do it. So just relax, and play the game.

[Darksider]

::::: Redirects telepathy to the Yilismari, which promptly jumps off the command platform and plummits two kilometers down to the surface and watches as the uber-warriors engage the Gnomish hordes with BOTH SIDES TAKING HEAVY CASUALTIES

*grabs yslamiri's tail as he leaps off his shoulders*

Do you really underestimate my reflexes that much? I'm not 60 years old DSider! If I'm able to keep this guy from escaping when we're wandering through the dense forests of Myrkr, I think I can make sure he doesn't jump off my shoulder!

(Pay attention to that little tidbit DGG, both sides taking heavy casualties)::::::

Don't tell me how to fucking TGOD Darksider. You had your two pages off ass kicking, so lay off. And you'll note I never said they weren't taking heavy casualties; you've made that ABUNDANTLY clear with your posts, I assure you. Not that you have been taking any casualties either, every one of your posts is generally "artillery shoots at guys and they die"..or whatever. There is NOTHING wrong with that until you start complaining when I do it. So just relax, and play the game.

sorry, running on seventeen cups of coffe has made me.........iritable (SP?)

:::::: Both sides continue to clash, taking massive casualties and hammering each other with artillary and air support:::

We will win DGG, if i have to call in every last one of my troops, we will win

::::::: decides to finish DGG the old fasioned way and swings Lightsaber at his neck::::

[Captain Cyran]

*Watches both sides taking casualties, eats another piece of popcorn. Cyran begins to chant as his troops stop their constant pegging and fall back to a more secure position, like about 1000 kilometers away.*

[Darksider]

*Watches both sides taking casualties, eats another piece of popcorn. Cyran begins to chant as his troops stop their constant pegging and fall back to a more secure position, like about 1000 kilometers away.*

::::: sees Cyran's troops moving away and orders a withdrawl, artillary launching barrage after barrage to cover the retreat::::

::::: gets Cyran on the Comm::::::

What the hell are you planning????

[Darth Garden Gnome]

:::::: Both sides continue to clash, taking massive casualties and hammering each other with artillary and air support:::

We will win DGG, if i have to call in every last one of my troops, we will win

::::::: decides to finish DGG the old fasioned way and swings Lightsaber at his neck::::

You think so tough guy? We'll see...

*pulls the a 120* angle and locks blades, struggling to force DSider back*

MEANWHILE....

*The XTR-4200 is hit with a massive air bombardment, her sides burst out in great balls of fire as her left tread gives way and she collapses to the ground. On her side all availible guns burst out at their quarry in the heavens, Gnomes shooting out of doors and holes in the armor in the damaged beast. Dozens of planes are shot out of the sky, suicidally ramming the tank on their way down. Massive internal explosion ripple throughout the constuction; the Gnomes fight to the last seconds...*

XTR-4200 OPERATOR: We've taken too much damage *aims rifle out window, trading potshots with passing by planes. Another explosion rocks the tank as more bombs slam into her heavy armor*

XTR OP. CONT: SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!

*with an earth-shattering explosion the tank goes up in a thermo-nuclear fireball. Shockwaves traverse great distances knocking down friend and foe alike as the intense heat melts low-flying aircraft and the nearby supporting Gnomes melt in their own armor*

ELSEWHERE....

*deflects yet another attack on him*

You'll have to do bett- *a deep-bass rumble is heard in the distance...suddenly a massive tidal-wave of energy washes past the platform, knocking both DGG and DSider towards the edge, they grab onto nearby protruding instruments for support, but their weapons are flung far out into the wasteland...the blast subsides*

Well it would see we've been unarmed...*cracks knuckles* Whaddaya say we handle this with a good 'ol round o' fisty cuffs?

[Darksider]

Well it would see we've been unarmed...*cracks knuckles* Whaddaya say we handle this with a good 'ol round o' fisty cuffs?

::::: looks over at the battle::::

::::: cue matrix music::::

let's go

::::: punches DGG in the face with a right hook, sending him reeling:::

[Captain Cyran]

*Watches both sides taking casualties, eats another piece of popcorn. Cyran begins to chant as his troops stop their constant pegging and fall back to a more secure position, like about 1000 kilometers away.*

::::: sees Cyran's troops moving away and orders a withdrawl, artillary launching barrage after barrage to cover the retreat::::

::::: gets Cyran on the Comm::::::

What the hell are you planning????

*Ignores the comm as it rings, continuing his chanting, only faster now. Words such as Grid, Iggy, Hand, Wong, UR, UL, Me, Boat, ISD, and BDZ can be heard by those close enough.*

Alright DGG, let's see you stop this...

*Releases the blast.*

SUPREMEDOKEN!!!

*Cyran watches, pleased, as everything within the area, both friend and foe, is destroyed by the almighty power of the Supremedoken. Of course, Cyran is currently flying through the air and won't be landing...any time soon.*

[Darth Garden Gnome]

::::: looks over at the battle::::

::::: cue matrix music::::

let's go

::::: punches DGG in the face with a right hook, sending him reeling:::

*falls against wall, rubbing his nose* Owwww.....

*leaps into the air with a triple somersault, landing with enough momentum to slide underneath DSider, then with a smash to the ground DGG is propelled into the air, delivering a ferosious kick to the back of his head*

*watches DSider stumble back towards the edge of the platform*

I'll finish you later, gotta go for the moment. PLEASE don't post thirty things while I'm gone! Later...

*whisks away into the night*

[Darksider]

::::: looks over at the battle::::

::::: cue matrix music::::

let's go

::::: punches DGG in the face with a right hook, sending him reeling:::

*falls against wall, rubbing his nose* Owwww.....

*leaps into the air with a triple somersault, landing with enough momentum to slide underneath DSider, then with a smash to the ground DGG is propelled into the air, delivering a ferosious kick to the back of his head*

*watches DSider stumble back towards the edge of the platform*

I'll finish you later, gotta go for the moment. PLEASE don't post thirty things while I'm gone! Later...

*whisks away into the night*

::::: watches as the two armies stand down and wait for their leaders' return:::::

Cyran, my troops are still moving to "minimum safe distance" so whatever you were going to do, i'll be out of the way when DGG comes back.

[Captain Cyran]

::::: looks over at the battle::::

::::: cue matrix music::::

let's go

::::: punches DGG in the face with a right hook, sending him reeling:::

*falls against wall, rubbing his nose* Owwww.....

*leaps into the air with a triple somersault, landing with enough momentum to slide underneath DSider, then with a smash to the ground DGG is propelled into the air, delivering a ferosious kick to the back of his head*

*watches DSider stumble back towards the edge of the platform*

I'll finish you later, gotta go for the moment. PLEASE don't post thirty things while I'm gone! Later...

*whisks away into the night*

::::: watches as the two armies stand down and wait for their leaders' return:::::

Cyran, my troops are still moving to "minimum safe distance" so whatever you were going to do, i'll be out of the way when DGG comes back.

*Still flying through the air Cyran responds* Too late...now, I'm tired after doing that so don't bother calling me for awhile... (I posted before DGG left, it counts.) Cyran rips the comm off of his armored suit and falls asleep, assured that his troops will catch him from his near orbit trajectory right now.*

[Agent Fisher]

HELL FUCKING NO you can't just wipe out my entire god damn force without taking ANY FUCKING CASUALTIES and to think, one of your lackeys was accusing me of cheating, you either take some god damn hits or i stop playing right now with a casualty cout of ZERO

that was a mistake on my part i aplogize and your right it is very unfair for one side to have no injured or dead. from now on when my SEGNOR commandos go on a raid or some high risk task they will take hits. and there should from now on be no killing of generals or others of that nature so no assassination of people like Necronlord or Darksider because we will just come up with a way to cheat death which will end up being a match of "is so," "is not". and now cant we all just get along.

[Agent Fisher]

now with that said fisher calls in all his human agents. "This battle with last forever if we don't do something."
"How about using our MI (mobile infantry from the book starship troopers) armor." says one of his men.
" Good idea, now how many companys do we have." says fisher.
" We have 2 companies worth of suits." says the man.
" alright get everyone suited up and on to the dropships." says fisher.

Just as the 2 companies start droping in Darksiders forces destroy the two dropships.
When the SEGNOR humans hit the ground there is only about a company of men left so they reak havoc among the enemy ranks until they either run out of power or are killed when the men are told to fall back there is only about 50 men left who are unhurt but another 50 are injured.
As Fisher sees to his men he decides to never send his commando into direct battle again. but use them to train resitance cells and cunduct gurellia warfare on the rear of the enemys forces.

[Captain Cyran]

Out Of Game: Um, Fisher...I vaporized the battlefield.

*With this dissappears until tommorrow.*

[Agent Fisher]

Out Of Game: Um, Fisher...I vaporized the battlefield.

*With this dissappears until tommorrow.*

oops when did you do that