Some form of 40K RP- here and now

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2004-12-14 11:54pm

The good Texan's boys will take care of you.

Lena and Nathan's location is not currently known to you.

Colonel Commissar Prius Ristani is badly injured and Inquisitor Pater Novum isn't in much better shape. They are in the infirmary with Sergeant Hethor, who is recovering from being severely wounded last week. They are under seige.

The location of Inquisitor Jolan Gix and Lieutenant Severa Valin is also currently unknown.

Chaos cultists control the docks.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-14 11:59pm

Y'know, after all these battles, I've come to a conclusion:

In the dim grarkness of the foo farture, there is only FUBAR.

Squeblish Nef? · Post by **Squeblish Nef?** » 2004-12-14 11:59pm

Does the Imperium use klicks?

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-15 12:01am

Pcm979 wrote:Y'know, after all these battles, I've come to a conclusion:

In the dim grarkness of the foo farture, there is only FUBAR.

Welcome to war.

Yup, they use klicks Squeb. Unless they're Valhallans, in which case they say 'kloms'.

Squeblish Nef? · Post by **Squeblish Nef?** » 2004-12-15 12:04am

Inquisitor Rosanthor never breaks down in an uninteresting way.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-15 12:06am

I'm not sure if I mentioned it, but Sgt. Slate is black.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-15 12:09am

So is Uschi, as it happens.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-15 12:11am

Yipe. Who'da thunk it? I guess they just plain kick more arse than us pansy white folk.

IO, please tell me it's almost over. I don't think I have any more tricks to pull out of my hat.

Squeblish Nef? · Post by **Squeblish Nef?** » 2004-12-15 12:14am

Don't worry about the Inquisitor's craft.
It's a 'hire' car, acquired from a rogue trader who had 'misplaced his papers'.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2004-12-15 12:16am

I don't know. The Vitrians do kick ass, but so do the Tanith.

There's a Chaos Lord in Terminator Armour walking around with a Daemon Weapon. If you think it's almost over with him unaccounted for, I want some of what you're smoking.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-15 12:17am

Dear fuck!

Who do we have who can take him on?

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-15 12:25am

Pcm979 wrote:Dear fuck!

Who do we have who can take him on?

Prius would volunteer, but he's unconscious.

Fortunately for him.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2004-12-15 12:27am

There's always Xerxes.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-15 12:27am

Pater would also volunteer, but his insides are busy hemmoraging.

Where's Gix where you need him?

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-15 12:28am

IO, PM.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-15 12:29am

Gix is the smartest bastard around. Thus far he's managed to miss out on two highly lethal battles.

My hat's off to him.

Squeblish Nef? · Post by **Squeblish Nef?** » 2004-12-15 12:31am

I can't be bothered writing my pets' descriptions into the RP, so here's an essay:
After I rolled up the Skaelotors, I was struck by how Kroot/HALO Jackalesque I visualised them as.
They’re mostly based on the random alien bounty hunter table, and are ‘hunter’ level characters.
They’re about 6’8’’, have red fur, and have heads that look like a cross between a wolf and a Hive Tyrant.
Haekl is a wyrd, with biomantic and telepathic powers, and his childhood friend, the Jackal is a power-armoured behemoth with anger management issues.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2004-12-15 12:32am

It's bad form for the GM's character to run around and save the day. It will also mean that I stay 0 for 3 when my characters confront a badass, thus making me really hungry for a win when I'm on the receiving end of this kind of brutality.

You might want to push the new Inquisitor into the field. He's a frigging tank and his homies aren't shmucks either. It'll help even the playing field.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-15 12:34am

I bags GMing the next battle.

Wazzpinator has plaaaanzz.

Squeblish Nef? · Post by **Squeblish Nef?** » 2004-12-15 12:34am

Word.
It's time for the beardy newbie to save the day.
I wonder what pentagrammic wards do against daemonswords.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2004-12-15 12:37am

I wonder what pentagrammic wards do against daemonsword

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Against the Daemon Blade Kharnagar the deadly they improved Eisenhorn's chances of winning from "non existent" to "horrible."

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-15 12:40am

Okay, Pcm is bringing the insanity now. That changes things, slightly.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-15 12:42am

Hrm? No I bag the *next * battle. Not this one.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2004-12-15 12:49am

I have no desire to face Pcm's wanked out reincarnating psykers but somehow I don't think I'll have much say in the matter.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-15 12:52am

Hah. The PsyKing is defeatable under the correct circumstances, and will most certainly stay dead. Promise.

The Blademaster (Now Blade King), while wankish, is not a psyker. He's also used up his reincarnation slots.

I really promise.

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