Freeform Infocom Game

[KrauserKrauser]

Perform Dark Rites to bring back the Marauder to the horrible agony of undeath, forever my servant to do my bidding.

[Questor]

Your undead slave rises from the ground. Its skeleton dripping with flesh.

You hear a strange language, the language of the dead, in your head.

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[KrauserKrauser]

Listen to language

[Questor]

OOC: I assume that means use the "Hear" rune, rather than just listening like a radio station.

The creature says, "Master, do with me what you will."

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[KrauserKrauser]

Use him as pillow, sleep the sleep of the innocent and pure.

[Questor]

You are unable to sleep the sleep of the innocent and pure as you have practiced necromancy, among other things.

Sleep the sleep of the impure and lecherous?

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[KrauserKrauser]

I sleep the sleep of Rip Van Winkle

[Questor]

You sleep. It is now dawn. Your party is awake and ready to continue the quest to burn out the monsters from their underground lair.

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[Enigma]

find rotten fruits and vegetables and make breakfast.

[Questor]

Your breakfast refreshes you!

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[JointStrikeFighter]

Show your new slave to mary

[Questor]

Mary says, "You must be a powerful sorcerer indeed."

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[JointStrikeFighter]

Mary says, "You must be a powerful sorcerer indeed."

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Ask mary where they can find the nearest town

[Hawkwings]

Locate nearest town using Google Maps (or its local equivalent), on the 17" Macbook Pro.

[JointStrikeFighter]

Go there

[darthdavid]

command your zombie marauder to start masturbating

[Questor]

You locate the nearest town with google maps.

While Mary trys to figure out a way to make a profit and become famous with your "Marvelous Moving Map," you remember that it would be difficult to give that command to a skeletal minion.

You set out for the town, having completely forgotten about your quest.

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[darthdavid]

Since WHORES has a parrot head it should be able to speak. Try and encourage WHORES to say something...

[KrauserKrauser]

Perform more Dark Rites to combine WHORES and Skeletal Minion and Rabbit Carcas into the form of HOOKERS the hideous beast of legend and lore.

[Hawkwings]

????. Then profit.

[Questor]

WHORES says, "Well if you had spoken to me, you would have found me to be quite loquacious. I have had many interesting conversations with our companion, Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton.”

“I do have to warn you though, if you perform dark rites on me, I will simply be forced to bite off pieces of you that you will regret losing. Also, for your information, I have the head of an eagle, the beak structure is very different from that of a parrot. The morgylles we have been facing, on the other hand, have a parrot head as one of their heads.”

"As for turning a profit, I would imagine that if you set up the laptop in a pub and used it to play music, you could charge pub owners for the priveledge. Perhaps there is even a device you could summon that would do that as stand-alone unit."

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Edit: fixed first line.

[KrauserKrauser]

Summon said device.

Rock out with my cock out.

[Questor]

You summon an iPod.

You have gained an iPod Classic.

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[JointStrikeFighter]

Summon a dock.

[Questor]

You have summoned an iPod dock, with speakers and a magic battery.

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