[GTGOD3] Step By Step, We'll Conquer All

[Straha]

::scratches an X next to the X.::

Good good, I'll start equiping your men with the Anti-Thaumic burgers immeadietly, and then I'll start distributing the reality distorter to all your men.

Hmm, I don't suppose the burgers are edible too? Mmmmm...

Actually that's how they work, you eat them and then no magic can ever effect you, they're also damn tasty too.

I must ask, what does this "reality distorter" do?

Distorts reality around the target of the beam, the design I use either changes their very basic nature, for example turning Einey into a bible thumping fundy who ran an anti-gay brainwashing camp, or just turning them into bunny rabbits.

It would appear that we're in business now, Straha. As a benefit, you will receive full protection by the Gnomish space fleets (outfitted with your new technology) from any attack. Plus free dental care!

Though the dental care is nice, I will not need your ships, soon there will be a thousand ships of the uglier women from Voyager patrolling that space.

[Alyrium Denryle]

I agree, we should have had a usergroup long before the Gnomes.

Eh em...

NEENER NEENER NEENER!

You're gonna burn nicely gnome...very nicely indeed....

Hmm...Ceramics dont burn that well...I would recoment covering him in fresh clay and refiring...the expanding gasses will cause him to explode

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Not to go off topic, but what happened to my membership in SEGNOR? For that, I declare war! JIIIIIIIIIIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!

You didn't post anything! You were even on-line after I sent you the PM and you didn't respond. SEGNOR policy: Be active within the group

I can sign you up again if you'd like--no reason to go all "GRRR!" on me now.

Straha
I love it I love it I love it! When can I expect the first shipment?
And I think I'm going to have to avoid patrolling your sector for some time. Don't get me wrong, we're pals, but Voyager even uglier Voyager women? *gags*

Cyran, Alyrium
Idle threats you two, idle threats.

[Straha]

Not to go off topic, but what happened to my membership in SEGNOR? For that, I declare war! JIIIIIIIIIIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!

Straha
I love it I love it I love it! When can I expect the first shipment?
And I think I'm going to have to avoid patrolling your sector for some time. Don't get me wrong, we're pals, but Voyager even uglier Voyager women? *gags*

The first shipment has already been delivered just in time for the midnight snacking, along with Reality benders, they can make light year distences just a few steps away. I really hope you enjoy, but I need to head off to the labs (OOC: sleep).]

::teleports the Gnome Commander down before heading off towards hell labs::

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

::scratches an X next to the X.::

Good good, I'll start equiping your men with the Anti-Thaumic burgers immeadietly, and then I'll start distributing the reality distorter to all your men.

Hmm, I don't suppose the burgers are edible too? Mmmmm...

Actually that's how they work, you eat them and then no magic can ever effect you, they're also damn tasty too.

I was talking about something like this earlier, and now Straha shows up to deliver! JOY!

I must ask, what does this "reality distorter" do?

Distorts reality around the target of the beam, the design I use either changes their very basic nature, for example turning Einey into a bible thumping fundy who ran an anti-gay brainwashing camp, or just turning them into bunny rabbits.

Nice, nice...

It would appear that we're in business now, Straha. As a benefit, you will receive full protection by the Gnomish space fleets (outfitted with your new technology) from any attack. Plus free dental care!

Though the dental care is nice, I will not need your ships, soon there will be a thousand ships of the uglier women from Voyager patrolling that space.

THere is always a need for the GSN (:D)... With Voyager uglies, and Gnomish ships, much can be accomplished...

The first shipment has already been delivered just in time for the midnight snacking, along with Reality benders, they can make light year distences just a few steps away. I really hope you enjoy, but I need to head off to the labs (OOC: sleep).

DGG, with your permission, I would like to immediatly begin placing Reality Benders on my ships...

(and ya, I know I can't spell, but im not exactly wide awake right now, so I excuse myself)

[Darth Garden Gnome]

DGG, with your permission, I would like to immediatly begin placing Reality Benders on my ships...

Rock on, dude. I've already got some on mine. And all troops have dined on thaumatic hamburgers, and all ships and troops have reality benders (RB's) for side-arms.

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

DGG, with your permission, I would like to immediatly begin placing Reality Benders on my ships...

Rock on, dude. I've already got some on mine. And all troops have dined on thaumatic hamburgers, and all ships and troops have reality benders (RB's) for side-arms.

Hrm, any chance we can give the hamburgers to the ship's reactors or something? A something-or-other-HADOKEN destroyed the Wongite, and this magic is pissing me off... Oh, btw, I am drawing up ship ideas for the GSN. I can't draw worth shit, but I will scan the drawings and put them online when I can...

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Hrm, any chance we can give the hamburgers to the ship's reactors or something? A something-or-other-HADOKEN destroyed the Wongite, and this magic is pissing me off... Oh, btw, I am drawing up ship ideas for the GSN. I can't draw worth shit, but I will scan the drawings and put them online when I can...

It can't be confined within a reactor AFAIK; I'll contact Straha about it tommorow. In the meantime, I have erected a large, living, cellular membrane around the hull of my ships and fed them the burgers. While the walls themselves offer no protection against regular attacks, they are protected by our R/UR shields. Thus our ships are magic-proof.

However, I don't think its a good idea to go as far to say as, "Ha! Your magic has stopped at our thaumatic membranes, and anything else is caugh tin our R/UR fields. WE'RE INVINCIBLE!". That would make for a boring TGOD. We'll have to find some sort of compromise (OOC, naturally) on what are the limits to it.

I'd like to see those drawing when they're ready. At the very least they'd give us a rough idea of what we want our ships to look like.

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

Hrm, any chance we can give the hamburgers to the ship's reactors or something? A something-or-other-HADOKEN destroyed the Wongite, and this magic is pissing me off... Oh, btw, I am drawing up ship ideas for the GSN. I can't draw worth shit, but I will scan the drawings and put them online when I can...

It can't be confined within a reactor AFAIK; I'll contact Straha about it tommorow. In the meantime, I have erected a large, living, cellular membrane around the hull of my ships and fed them the burgers. While the walls themselves offer no protection against regular attacks, they are protected by our R/UR shields. Thus our ships are magic-proof.

However, I don't think its a good idea to go as far to say as, "Ha! Your magic has stopped at our thaumatic membranes, and anything else is caugh tin our R/UR fields. WE'RE INVINCIBLE!". That would make for a boring TGOD. We'll have to find some sort of compromise (OOC, naturally) on what are the limits to it.

I'd like to see those drawing when they're ready. At the very least they'd give us a rough idea of what we want our ships to look like.

First paragraph= Cool!

Second one= I wholeheartedly agree. I have already self-imposed limits on my ships. Most of them do not have the energy reserves to both power up R/UR fields and use weapons... We will have to set it up so we aren't always super-uber-invincible (others have to have SOME chance )

Third paragraph: I can not draw worth SHIT. Seriously, without a ruler, I can't draw a straight line longer than 2 inches. If you give me a general idea for the ships, I can follow that (eg, Imperials tend to use triangles, Mon Calamari are all round and bubbly, etc.). Right now, I have a troop transport which, viewed from the back, is a rectange with 3 engines, a triangle (stabilizer fin) on the left, and a bunch of lines on the right (racks, like the Trade Federation droid things). Other than that, I dunno, I really am NOT an artist, I can't even draw good stick figures...

[Alyrium Denryle]

*Fires Anti-Bullshit cannon on the entire last page*

That is awfully fucking cheap of you bastards.

*

[Alyrium Denryle]

Straha, can you develop a counter to those burgers?

[Alyrium Denryle]

You will be granted immunity from attacks by our spelljam....

Wait a moment....*runs off*

[SirNitram]

I can see the power-creep of the Gnomes TGODs has returned. 'Oh, now we're immune to our enemies so we win!' Pardon me if I don't see much enjoyment there.

*steps outside of normal time and leaves the battlefield*

[JodoForce]

Finally found this thread Well somebody try to kill me or something

I'm awfully late again... someone should paste a link to the next TGOD on the gnome message board or something

[JodoForce]

*Chases SirNitram, wielding a frigging CLUB*

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Come now, did you not all read this?

However, I don't think its a good idea to go as far to say as, "Ha! Your magic has stopped at our thaumatic membranes, and anything else is caugh tin our R/UR fields. WE'RE INVINCIBLE!". That would make for a boring TGOD. We'll have to find some sort of compromise (OOC, naturally) on what are the limits to it.

[Above paragraph]= I wholeheartedly agree. I have already self-imposed limits on my ships. Most of them do not have the energy reserves to both power up R/UR fields and use weapons... We will have to set it up so we aren't always super-uber-invincible (others have to have SOME chance )

We're willing to set up limits you ninnies! I'm also willing to put a limit on how much magic damage is reduced by the burgers. Its not as if moments ago you weren't going *uses <insert magic attack here> to bypass all your defesnes and blow up your whole fleet* We need some defense you know. So lets work out a compromise (as I suggested in my first post up there, which you obviously didn't read the first time).

[SirNitram]

*Chases SirNitram, wielding a frigging CLUB*

*Uses his STABBING KNIFE on Jodo*

[JodoForce]

*Smashes Stubby Gnomish Club of Meta-Destruction onto Nitram's stabby knife*

There's also the Stubby Gnomish Club of Meta-Destruction I invented to combat NecronLord's warTARDISes--it acts like a Star Trek subspace weapon, except it can damage all the dimensions of the Multiverse and you use the weapon by swinging it

*Nitram's stabby knife gets trapped in the shattered dimensions of the multiverse, along with the hand wielding the knife*

[SirNitram]

*Smashes Stubby Gnomish Club of Meta-Destruction onto Nitram's stabby knife*

There's also the Stubby Gnomish Club of Meta-Destruction I invented to combat NecronLord's warTARDISes--it acts like a Star Trek subspace weapon, except it can damage all the dimensions of the Multiverse and you use the weapon by swinging it

*Nitram's stabby knife gets trapped in the shattered dimensions of the multiverse, along with the hand wielding the knife*

My hand! My hand! He broke my wittle hand!

*hops around*

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Or not...

*pulls out Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness*

I'll get you Eh Steve!, if its the last thing I doooooo!

*chases Eh Steve! around the room*

[Straha]

Straha, can you develop a counter to those burgers?

Sure, but I would need a very similar contract from you like the one I got from the Gnomes, and it would be very dicey on you especially.

Oh and so you know now with every ugly voyager lady ship there is an ugly star trek man ship patrolling the space ways, enjoy!

[Straha]

Hrm, any chance we can give the hamburgers to the ship's reactors or something? A something-or-other-HADOKEN destroyed the Wongite, and this magic is pissing me off... Oh, btw, I am drawing up ship ideas for the GSN. I can't draw worth shit, but I will scan the drawings and put them online when I can...

It can't be confined within a reactor AFAIK; I'll contact Straha about it tommorow. In the meantime, I have erected a large, living, cellular membrane around the hull of my ships and fed them the burgers. While the walls themselves offer no protection against regular attacks, they are protected by our R/UR shields. Thus our ships are magic-proof.
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Well I do have anti-magic shields, but so far the ships need to be almost completley organically based, like mine are. I do have some new weapons comming out though, but right now all I have is this squeeky toy.

::puts a purple hippopatamus squueky toy on the table::

[RogueIce]

::puts a purple hippopatamus squueky toy on the table::

Is there any way we can use this as a weapon? Like, say, throwing it at Nitram, and while he's distracted by the squeaky toy and playing with it, we come up and stab him?

*continues to think on it*

[Alyrium Denryle]

Straha, can you develop a counter to those burgers?

Sure, but I would need a very similar contract from you like the one I got from the Gnomes, and it would be very dicey on you especially.

Oh and so you know now with every ugly voyager lady ship there is an ugly star trek man ship patrolling the space ways, enjoy!

I think I may have developed a counter. On my own.

Ou spelljamming ships gave me inspiration.*pulls out a jar of strawberry jam*

Speljam. We eat it on our sanditches, and it allows our spells to bypass the burgers.*pulls out a PPSJ sandwitch, hides behind robes so you cant see my face, and takes a bite*

[RogueIce]

Speljam. We eat it on our sanditches, and it allows our spells to bypass the burgers.*pulls out a PPSJ sandwitch, hides behind robes so you cant see my face, and takes a bite*

So, pardon my ignorance of the BM ways, but what happens if we do see your face?

*readies flashlights*