Some form of 40K RP- here and now

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-18 01:31am

Imperial policy dictates that sacred relics must be protected with the utmost care, Inquisitor Talstrem. The Most Holy 'Sisters of Battle Gone Wild' Pictoriam and Datekeeperum is now safely secured in a stasis chamber and guarded by a regiment of Catachans.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-18 01:33am

Unfortunately, it isn't guarded very well. You're supposed to be looking outward, guys! You're supposed to be holding your guns, not your... Guns.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-18 01:35am

Inquisitor, please tell me again of the days when the Guard was actually worth a shit.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2004-12-18 01:36am

Rifles PCM Rifles or the most Holy Senior Master Seargent Ermy will have you on the parade ground working off demerits...the only human to scare Space Marines.

That right there has got to be a trully scary thought....Gunnery Seargent Ermy in 40K

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-18 01:39am

I'm still dealing with the notion of the Emperor starring in pornos, myself.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-18 01:44am

Petrosjko wrote:Inquisitor, please tell me again of the days when the Guard was actually worth a shit.

Ah, that hasn't been in a while, unless the guard in this case happen to be the Tanith First (and only, dare I add), who, by my conservative estimates, should only have about 5 guys left by now.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-18 01:46am

Six. They recruit a guy in Traitor General.

If IO doesn't show up in the next fifteen minutes, I'm going to start pestering you about providing me some Arbites for Prius to run rampant over Fair warning.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2004-12-18 01:50am

Nathan is having some Arbite trouble.....

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-18 01:55am

See? The arbites need a good, thorough ass-kicking!

They've clearly forgotten their place in the grand scheme of things.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-12-18 01:59am

Petrosjko wrote:Inquisitor, please tell me again of the days when the Guard was actually worth a shit.

When they wore white hats, and were composed soly of the "Scum of the Galaxy", and allowed their own gear, if they wanted to bring it...

you never seen a bunch of space pirates on a penal brigade allowed to kit themselves on a scicide mission?

or am the first one to consider the Xeno-Legion option?

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2004-12-18 02:01am

Hell Guard could be equiped with POWER ARMOR and BOL:TERS in 1st edition

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-18 02:02am

Shiny white hats would definitely go a ways toward making a mission a suicide mission.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2004-12-18 02:12am

By the way the worse thing you can do isnt killing one of these idiots.....assign them to a penal unit......

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-12-18 02:17am

Exactly

and I can come up with a fluffy reason why too...

Someone found out about the French Foriegn legion, and optioned to make a force out of the worst scum they could find, you know

The Xeno-legion

damn half of them are aliens, mostly worldless Eldar, half of them are Pirates, and half of them are just petty scumbags

erm sir you can't have three halves.

Commisar: no, but you can have signifigant overlap

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-12-18 02:18am

yes, it is, and it's still part of the foreign legion uniform.

also I play the Foriegn Legion in Battletech, and TOG...

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-18 02:19am

Pcm...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttteeeeeeeeeessssssssss...

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-18 02:22am

By your command.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-18 02:28am

You're a prince. I take back one-third of the mean things I've said about you.

GeneralTacticus · Post by **GeneralTacticus** » 2004-12-18 02:31am

Does Prius need any further Inquisitorial intervention, or would he prefer to handle this on his own?

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-18 02:36am

Let's see how this develops.

There's also the budding scene with Nathan and his own Arbites problem that you could delve into.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-18 02:54am

Of all the times to get a phone call! Heh.

Next surgery he's getting the built-in augmetic vox for just these sorts of situations.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-18 02:56am

Yeah, those rock. Until someone sends static *right into your brain.*

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-18 03:03am

"Emperor, is that you? Why do you sound like channel 36 after midnight?"

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-12-18 03:05am

not as bad as what happens when Samora escapes...

let me guess the nightlords have that tape don't they...

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-18 03:14am

Actually, I think the Emperor's Children swiped it.

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