[GTGOD3] Step By Step, We'll Conquer All

[Alyrium Denryle]

You will go insane/die...*takes off hat, and mask*

[Straha]

Straha, can you develop a counter to those burgers?

Sure, but I would need a very similar contract from you like the one I got from the Gnomes, and it would be very dicey on you especially.

Oh and so you know now with every ugly voyager lady ship there is an ugly star trek man ship patrolling the space ways, enjoy!

I think I may have developed a counter. On my own.

Ou spelljamming ships gave me inspiration.*pulls out a jar of strawberry jam*

Speljam. We eat it on our sanditches, and it allows our spells to bypass the burgers.*pulls out a PPSJ sandwitch, hides behind robes so you cant see my face, and takes a bite*

Jam doesn't work, Peanut butter does, but the problem is that you have to get it on the burgers as well as in you. Trust me we had some of the finest thaumacists from the universe working on this, and for now the burgers are impregnable inside gnomes, inside constructs surrounding ships however, .

So you willing to sign a contract giving me what I want in exchange for me equipping you with some new stuff?

[RogueIce]

You will go insane/die...*takes off hat, and mask*

The mage or the person seeing it?

And got any sources on this, or is it like the rest of the TGOD and you just made it up as you went along?

[Alyrium Denryle]

Sure, but I would need a very similar contract from you like the one I got from the Gnomes, and it would be very dicey on you especially.

Oh and so you know now with every ugly voyager lady ship there is an ugly star trek man ship patrolling the space ways, enjoy!

I think I may have developed a counter. On my own.

Ou spelljamming ships gave me inspiration.*pulls out a jar of strawberry jam*

Speljam. We eat it on our sanditches, and it allows our spells to bypass the burgers.*pulls out a PPSJ sandwitch, hides behind robes so you cant see my face, and takes a bite*

Jam doesn't work, Peanut butter does, but the problem is that you have to get it on the burgers as well as in you. Trust me we had some of the finest thaumacists from the universe working on this, and for now the burgers are impregnable inside gnomes, inside constructs surrounding ships however, .

So you willing to sign a contract giving me what I want in exchange for me equipping you with some new stuff?

I think you are incorrect on that one. WE ARE the greatst thaumaturgists in the multiverse. We have checked it. When the spell hits, the enrgy destroys the burger, then the next spell works.

We will sign the contract anyway, but if it does not work, the contract is null and void, and we will hunt you down..

[Straha]

I think I may have developed a counter. On my own.

Ou spelljamming ships gave me inspiration.*pulls out a jar of strawberry jam*

Speljam. We eat it on our sanditches, and it allows our spells to bypass the burgers.*pulls out a PPSJ sandwitch, hides behind robes so you cant see my face, and takes a bite*

Jam doesn't work, Peanut butter does, but the problem is that you have to get it on the burgers as well as in you. Trust me we had some of the finest thaumacists from the universe working on this, and for now the burgers are impregnable inside gnomes, inside constructs surrounding ships however, .

So you willing to sign a contract giving me what I want in exchange for me equipping you with some new stuff?

I think you are incorrect on that one. WE ARE the greatst thaumaturgists in the multiverse. We have checked it. When the spell hits, the enrgy destroys the burger, then the next spell works.

We will sign the contract anyway, but if it does not work, the contract is null and void, and we will hunt you down..

You see you're making the reverse Benulli mistake, the burger does nothing, it's the absorbed product that effects the subject. The remnants of the burger might explode but the person will not, even if the burger has to teleport him to saftey.


::hands a contract to Alyrium::

There you go, enjoy.

[Captain Cyran]

You will go insane/die...*takes off hat, and mask*

DEAR GOD NO ALYRIUM!! THAT'S EQUAL TO A DEATH SENTENCE IN 12 UNIVERSES!! Of course, it also tends to kill everyone within 12 universes....

[Alyrium Denryle]

Jam doesn't work, Peanut butter does, but the problem is that you have to get it on the burgers as well as in you. Trust me we had some of the finest thaumacists from the universe working on this, and for now the burgers are impregnable inside gnomes, inside constructs surrounding ships however, .

So you willing to sign a contract giving me what I want in exchange for me equipping you with some new stuff?

I think you are incorrect on that one. WE ARE the greatst thaumaturgists in the multiverse. We have checked it. When the spell hits, the enrgy destroys the burger, then the next spell works.

We will sign the contract anyway, but if it does not work, the contract is null and void, and we will hunt you down..

You see you're making the reverse Benulli mistake, the burger does nothing, it's the absorbed product that effects the subject. The remnants of the burger might explode but the person will not, even if the burger has to teleport him to saftey.


::hands a contract to Alyrium::

There you go, enjoy.

*signs*

[Alyrium Denryle]

You will go insane/die...*takes off hat, and mask*

DEAR GOD NO ALYRIUM!! THAT'S EQUAL TO A DEATH SENTENCE IN 12 UNIVERSES!! Of course, it also tends to kill everyone within 12 universes....

Now, do you really think I care about that? The law enforcment arrives, I HADOKEN them into oblivion.

[Captain Cyran]

You will go insane/die...*takes off hat, and mask*

DEAR GOD NO ALYRIUM!! THAT'S EQUAL TO A DEATH SENTENCE IN 12 UNIVERSES!! Of course, it also tends to kill everyone within 12 universes....

Now, do you really think I care about that? The law enforcment arrives, I HADOKEN them into oblivion.

Even for a Black Mage, the removing of the hat is considered to be a last resort only when NO other options are possible. I mean, it kills anyone that sees it, and even resurection cannot bring back a soul which has seen the true face of a black mage. Do you really think that this is a last resort *Cyran notices all of the gnomes uber-weapons.* Ok, kill 'em all.

[Straha]

::distributes to the gnomes Oakley Specially treated Sun-Glasses, guarenteed to prevent death from horrible sights::

There ya go me boys.

::Reads the Contract from Alyrium::

You know you really should read this thing, according to this one Black Mage must become my Sex Slave for six months out of the year, and no harm may befall me during that time.

[Captain Cyran]

::distributes to the gnomes Oakley Specially treated Sun-Glasses, guarenteed to prevent death from horrible sights::

There ya go me boys.

You think something like that will save them from the horrible sights of seeing a black mages face? HA! You don't give us enough credit.

[Straha]

::distributes to the gnomes Oakley Specially treated Sun-Glasses, guarenteed to prevent death from horrible sights::

There ya go me boys.

You think something like that will save them from the horrible sights of seeing a black mages face? HA! You don't give us enough credit.

NO, it will just keep them alive, stopping the pain and utter agony is almost impossible. Besides if I didn't give you credit why would I want some of you as slaves?

But on the subject of delivery take this, it's a thaumic compensator, what it essentially does is allow you to borrow energy from the future to use now. WHich means you can get up to four times as much energy in when you need it, as long as you put energy into the compensator after the battle.

[JodoForce]

Wow, I'm having a run lately. First successfully crushing NecronLord under a France-shaped continent, now successfully breaking SirNitram's hand...

<-- *Moves in to combat AD, wearing my trusty sunglasses, which completely protect me from all gruesome sights by virtue of being painted black and completely opaque Of course, that doesn't hinder my ability to perceive the world around me using my ki-sense*

*finding the great disturbance in ki corresponding to AD's unhooded head, fires a full power Kamehameha at AD, vaporizing AD's head and a few star clusters behind him*

OOC: you know, my internet connection is really in ridiculously bad shape--it took me 10 minutes to finally post this reply

[Alyrium Denryle]

::distributes to the gnomes Oakley Specially treated Sun-Glasses, guarenteed to prevent death from horrible sights::

There ya go me boys.

::Reads the Contract from Alyrium::

You know you really should read this thing, according to this one Black Mage must become my Sex Slave for six months out of the year, and no harm may befall me during that time.

Greenie, handle this for me.

[Alyrium Denryle]

Wow, I'm having a run lately. First successfully crushing NecronLord under a France-shaped continent, now successfully breaking SirNitram's hand...

<-- *Moves in to combat AD, wearing my trusty sunglasses, which completely protect me from all gruesome sights by virtue of being painted black and completely opaque Of course, that doesn't hinder my ability to perceive the world around me using my ki-sense*

*finding the great disturbance in ki corresponding to AD's unhooded head, fires a full power Kamehameha at AD, vaporizing AD's head and a few star clusters behind him*

OOC: you know, my internet connection is really in ridiculously bad shape--it took me 10 minutes to finally post this reply

*hideous head regenerates*

What part of complex and powerful wards dont you understand?

[Alyrium Denryle]

*sits back, and teleports a black hole to our location**casts gravitic anchor on self, straha, and all the BMs*

[Straha]

*sits back, and teleports a black hole to our location**casts gravitic anchor on self, straha, and all the BMs*

::takes a reality bender, and sends the black hole to Hell Labs::

Black holes, forgot about those, gotta develop a non-magical counter weapon to that.

[Alyrium Denryle]

I already have one....magical, but it works

[Straha]

::distributes to the gnomes Oakley Specially treated Sun-Glasses, guarenteed to prevent death from horrible sights::

There ya go me boys.

::Reads the Contract from Alyrium::

You know you really should read this thing, according to this one Black Mage must become my Sex Slave for six months out of the year, and no harm may befall me during that time.

Greenie, handle this for me.

According to the contract it has to be, and I quote, "A Black and/or BLue mage who is willing to provide him or herself to the executive of Hell Labs for his personal pleasure" there's more afterwards, but as said it has to be a black or blue mage no exceptions.

[Straha]

I already have one....magical, but it works

But suppose it is someone who has limited magical abilities, or suppose it has to be ship mounted? Or suppose it is an non-thaumic region?

[Alyrium Denryle]

He is a Black Mage...he smply likes green robes. I assure you, his abilities to pleasure you are identical.(note, the black mage describes our type of magic)

[Alyrium Denryle]

I already have one....magical, but it works

But suppose it is someone who has limited magical abilities, or suppose it has to be ship mounted? Or suppose it is an non-thaumic region?

There are no non-thaumic regions....and...we can mount it on ships in the form of rods.

[Straha]

I already have one....magical, but it works

But suppose it is someone who has limited magical abilities, or suppose it has to be ship mounted? Or suppose it is an non-thaumic region?

There are no non-thaumic regions....and...we can mount it on ships in the form of rods.

::points out from the table to the ship::

she can generate a field of negative thaums up to a light year and a half in diameter, in other words she can make non-thaumic regions.

[Tasoth]

((Big delay, sorry about that))

*stabs Tasoth with his trusty stabbin' knife while he's distracted*

OWW! My hand! Why'd you go and stab me in the hand!?! Jeez... I'm done playing with you, you're mean.... *goes to sulk*

[Alyrium Denryle]

*Analyses the field*...Ahh, you are creating an anti-magic field. Oh trust us, there are some spells that work even in such regions.