[GTGOD3] Gnome Arena

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-07 12:11pm

*Opens his eyes, and finds a catgirl laying next to him.* SCORE!!

*Sees a hole in the catgirls chest.* SHIT!

*Grumbles as he gets to his feet, apparently he's still on the battlefield, luckily though he is far away from it. Shaking his head some he begins to rain down lightning, fire, ice, and the occasional small meteor down on the battlefield.*

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-06-07 12:22pm

just then 20 SEGNOR humans in mobile infantry powered combat suits drop in right next to him and quickly surround him.
"FREEZE!!" they order.
"Dont even think of trying any thing we have reinforcements on the way." their team leader says, as he and the rest of his men hold there high powered .50 caliber assult rifles to his head.
"twitch and die."

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-07 12:28pm

Agent Fisher wrote:just then 20 SEGNOR humans in mobile infantry powered combat suits drop in right next to him and quickly surround him.
"FREEZE!!" they order.
"Dont even think of trying any thing we have reinforcements on the way." their team leader says, as he and the rest of his men hold there high powered .50 caliber assult rifles to his head.
"twitch and die."

*Stops, then recognizes Fisher.* Ahh, Agent Fisher...how nice to see you again. I assume that your stay in a hospital was quite comfortable?

I have a question for you Fisher...do you know what happens to a human when it's struck by lightning?

*Cyran smirks as a portal opens around him and all the SEGNOR fire is sucked up by it. Fisher notices a shadow and looks up just in time to see a firey meteor falling on the position. It lands and obliterates the escarpment, the SEGNOR agents, and sends Fisher flying through the air to crash somewhere two kilometers away, unconcious. The portal around Cyran falls and Cyran floats in the air.*

Neither do I...

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-06-07 12:43pm

luckily the combat suit has a rescue becon iwth in twenty minutes a dropship full of segnor human commando and medic rush out and retreive him. he is lucky and does not suffer permanent damage.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-06-07 12:46pm

after his is rescued he orders the all the area near Cyran turned into blackened radioactive glass with a 2000 megaton thermonuclear bomb

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-07 12:49pm

*grabs NecronLord's foot with incredible speed and starts chewing his ankle, taking huge bites, as per Gnomish ground force tradition*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-07 12:49pm

Agent Fisher wrote:after his is rescued he orders the all the area near Cyran turned into blackened radioactive glass with a 2000 megaton thermonuclear bomb

*Looks up at the bomb and closes his eyes briefly.* Oh, there you are Fisher... *Cyran creates a portal just under the bomb, at the same time a portal opens just above Fisher's head, he looks up in time to see the 2000 megaton bomb drop and the portal close.*

When will they learn this lesson...Don't Fuck With The Black Mage!

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-06-07 12:54pm

thankfully he is still in the drop ship which just acheived orbit as the bomb came through the portal and the bomb missed the dropship but fell right into the middle of a large group of gnomes, Necronlords troops, and darksiders troops.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-07 01:12pm

Agent Fisher wrote:thankfully he is still in the drop ship which just acheived orbit as the bomb came through the portal and the bomb missed the dropship but fell right into the middle of a large group of gnomes, Necronlords troops, and darksiders troops.

:::::: Appears in the dropship::::

That's it...... your're going down

:::::: puts the dropship on a collision course to the planet, fires the afterburners and smashes the controls:::

:::::Looks at Fisher:::::

We still have a little time to finish this

::::: Kicks fisher into a wall::::

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-07 01:14pm

Spins himself on the ankle in JodoForce's mouth, the living metal necrodermis easily countering the bites. Necronlord reaches the zenith of his flight, and kicks the other foot into Jodoforce's jaw, sending him staggering back. In almost no time at all NecronLord is a blur, hitting Jodoforce dozens of times per second with the butt of the staff.

Necronlord then flies back a few meters, his sword almost budding off him, into his hand.

"Let us end this now" he says, and charges the gnomish ground force leader.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-07 01:18pm

NecronLord wrote:Spins himself on the ankle in JodoForce's mouth, the living metal necrodermis easily countering the bites. Necronlord reaches the zenith of his flight, and kicks the other foot into Jodoforce's jaw, sending him staggering back. In almost no time at all NecronLord is a blur, hitting Jodoforce dozens of times per second with the butt of the staff.

Necronlord then flies back a few meters, his sword almost budding off him, into his hand.

"Let us end this now" he says, and charges the gnomish ground force leader.

*In quite no time at all JodoForce flashes behind NecronLord and knocks him silly upon a hundred targets on his necrodermis, smashing it apart, while he's still charging at the afterimage of JodoForce in front of him*

Nobody can beat Z-warrior speeds!

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!!

(oh, and in case you're wondering, I explained why I have Z-warrior powers waaay back when I first joined the gnomes)

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-07 01:22pm

NecronLord warps time around himself, Jodo seeming to now be moving languidly.

He zips the staff into place, smashiing Jodo's shins, causing him to fall. Then he returns timeflow to normal.

"There's a reason they call us 'godlike'" he laughs.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-07 01:48pm

*Instant Teleports away from the swipe, completes his attack on NecronLord*

*NecronLord's necrodermis now a smashed mess*

No matter how slow you make time, instant is still instant

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-06-07 03:08pm

Darksider wrote:
Agent Fisher wrote:thankfully he is still in the drop ship which just acheived orbit as the bomb came through the portal and the bomb missed the dropship but fell right into the middle of a large group of gnomes, Necronlords troops, and darksiders troops.

:::::: Appears in the dropship::::

That's it...... your're going down

:::::: puts the dropship on a collision course to the planet, fires the afterburners and smashes the controls:::

:::::Looks at Fisher:::::

We still have a little time to finish this

::::: Kicks fisher into a wall::::

Fisher then whips out his .45 and fires at Darksider. He then kicks Darksider out the airlock, and realizing that there is no way two stop the ship, he suits up in his Powered Combat Suit and checks the Jump Jets seeing that they are in working order. He bails out at high altitude and hits his jets. Luckily they are enough to slow his descent and lands with minor injuries he then treks his way to the nearest Gnome feild hospital were gnomish doctors are able to save his life.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-07 03:36pm

Agent Fisher wrote:
Darksider wrote:
Agent Fisher wrote:thankfully he is still in the drop ship which just acheived orbit as the bomb came through the portal and the bomb missed the dropship but fell right into the middle of a large group of gnomes, Necronlords troops, and darksiders troops.

:::::: Appears in the dropship::::

That's it...... your're going down

:::::: puts the dropship on a collision course to the planet, fires the afterburners and smashes the controls:::

:::::Looks at Fisher:::::

We still have a little time to finish this

::::: Kicks fisher into a wall::::
Fisher then whips out his .45 and fires at Darksider. He then kicks Darksider out the airlock, and realizing that there is no way two stop the ship, he suits up in his Powered Combat Suit and checks the Jump Jets seeing that they are in working order. He bails out at high altitude and hits his jets. Luckily they are enough to slow his descent and lands with minor injuries he then treks his way to the nearest Gnome feild hospital were gnomish doctors are able to save his life.

::::: Uses bullet time to dodge the .45 shots::::

:::::: Grabs fisher as he heads for the airlock:::

You aren't getting off that easy
::::: Slams fisher into a wall and throws his .45, tossing it out the airlock then shutting it:::::

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-07 04:27pm

JodoForce wrote:*Instant Teleports away from the swipe, completes his attack on NecronLord*

*NecronLord's necrodermis now a smashed mess*

No matter how slow you make time, instant is still instant

"Very well. If you really wish it, then I shall have to stop holding back."

(PS, A necrodermis is a living metal, It can take 40K artillery hits, hitting it will only break your hands. Any form of personal melee weapon will also do little to it.)

Necronlord flies into the air, seems to scale himself up and crackle with ligthning. Projectiles fired from nearby gnomes pass through his phase shifted body as if there were nothing there. He reaches out his hand and Jodoforce's neural energy is drained away, leaving a burnt out husk. On the offchance that he survives, necronlord crushes the mass of the nearest sea into a black hole and throws it at Jodoforce.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-06-07 07:53pm

Darksider wrote:
Agent Fisher wrote:
Darksider wrote:
:::::: Appears in the dropship::::

That's it...... your're going down

:::::: puts the dropship on a collision course to the planet, fires the afterburners and smashes the controls:::

:::::Looks at Fisher:::::

We still have a little time to finish this

::::: Kicks fisher into a wall::::
Fisher then whips out his .45 and fires at Darksider. He then kicks Darksider out the airlock, and realizing that there is no way two stop the ship, he suits up in his Powered Combat Suit and checks the Jump Jets seeing that they are in working order. He bails out at high altitude and hits his jets. Luckily they are enough to slow his descent and lands with minor injuries he then treks his way to the nearest Gnome feild hospital were gnomish doctors are able to save his life.
::::: Uses bullet time to dodge the .45 shots::::

:::::: Grabs fisher as he heads for the airlock:::

You aren't getting off that easy
::::: Slams fisher into a wall and throws his .45, tossing it out the airlock then shutting it:::::

fisher in his armor suit yells " you crazy freak your going to get us both killed" with that he using his high powered-uber-cuting torch to escaped the doomed craft and using his jets he escapes the battlefeild and makes it to safety. Darksider on the other hand was still in the craft as it slammed into the planets crust making a crater 100 feet deep killing him instantly. HA HA!!!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-07 08:03pm

Agent Fisher wrote:
Darksider wrote:
Agent Fisher wrote: Fisher then whips out his .45 and fires at Darksider. He then kicks Darksider out the airlock, and realizing that there is no way two stop the ship, he suits up in his Powered Combat Suit and checks the Jump Jets seeing that they are in working order. He bails out at high altitude and hits his jets. Luckily they are enough to slow his descent and lands with minor injuries he then treks his way to the nearest Gnome feild hospital were gnomish doctors are able to save his life.
::::: Uses bullet time to dodge the .45 shots::::

:::::: Grabs fisher as he heads for the airlock:::

You aren't getting off that easy
::::: Slams fisher into a wall and throws his .45, tossing it out the airlock then shutting it:::::
fisher in his armor suit yells " you crazy freak your going to get us both killed" with that he using his high powered-uber-cuting torch to escaped the doomed craft and using his jets he escapes the battlefeild and makes it to safety. Darksider on the other hand was still in the craft as it slammed into the planets crust making a crater 100 feet deep killing him instantly. HA HA!!!

::::: Watches Fisher jump out:::

Coward.......

:::::: Vanishes before the ship hits the ground ::::::

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-07 09:09pm

Agent Fisher wrote:fisher in his armor suit yells " you crazy freak your going to get us both killed" with that he using his high powered-uber-cuting torch to escaped the doomed craft and using his jets he escapes the battlefeild and makes it to safety. Darksider on the other hand was still in the craft as it slammed into the planets crust making a crater 100 feet deep killing him instantly. HA HA!!!

*Pulls out his 'Trusty High-Powered Rifle' and follows Fisher's path as he moves.* Bye bye Agent Fisher...

*Cyran pulls the trigger and flies backwards because of the kick. The huge high-velocity bullet covered in reality shielding strong enough to break through almost any unreality shield and character shield known to man streaks through the air. Fisher hears the crack of a gun and looks just in time to feel the bullet smash through his armor, through his body and out the other side of his armor.* For some reason I think this guy is still somehow gonna live...

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-07 10:18pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Agent Fisher wrote:fisher in his armor suit yells " you crazy freak your going to get us both killed" with that he using his high powered-uber-cuting torch to escaped the doomed craft and using his jets he escapes the battlefeild and makes it to safety. Darksider on the other hand was still in the craft as it slammed into the planets crust making a crater 100 feet deep killing him instantly. HA HA!!!
*Pulls out his 'Trusty High-Powered Rifle' and follows Fisher's path as he moves.* Bye bye Agent Fisher...

*Cyran pulls the trigger and flies backwards because of the kick. The huge high-velocity bullet covered in reality shielding strong enough to break through almost any unreality shield and character shield known to man streaks through the air. Fisher hears the crack of a gun and looks just in time to feel the bullet smash through his armor, through his body and out the other side of his armor.* For some reason I think this guy is still somehow gonna live...

::::: Appears next to Cyran::::

His character shield has nothing on mine. I'll take care of it

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-07 10:22pm

*Almost blows DSider's head off.* Dude! Don't do that!

I dunno, this is Fisher. He's pretty good at surviving stuff like that.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-07 10:25pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Almost blows DSider's head off.* Dude! Don't do that!

I dunno, this is Fisher. He's pretty good at surviving stuff like that.

He won't survive this
::::: Disappears and reappears next to fisher::::

::::: Pulls out twin 9mm and emptys them into his head, completly blowing it away:::::

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-08 03:07am

NecronLord wrote:
"Very well. If you really wish it, then I shall have to stop holding back."

(PS, A necrodermis is a living metal, It can take 40K artillery hits

What do you think my hits are?

Necronlord flies into the air, seems to scale himself up and crackle with ligthning. Projectiles fired from nearby gnomes pass through his phase shifted body as if there were nothing there.

*Seeing that something seriously bad is up, JodoForce hauls ass outta here and goes back to blasting regular troops*

Until next time...

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-08 02:02pm

*wakes up, groanign loudly*

Oh my head....Huh?

*glances about seeing NecronLord and JodoForce locked in a duel to the death, Fisher being shot at by Cyran and DSider, and all around chaos surrounding the battlefield itself*

Looks like ya'll have kept busy while I was out. *stumbles back* I think I need a asprin or something.

*the TC-AC-SD Gnomania's Pride beams down the most potent Gnomish asprin that has ever been produced by the most brilliant minds of the R&D team*

*takes pills, head stops throbbing* There we go, I think I feel a little better, now then *stretches*, did I miss anything?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-08 02:03pm

"You've missed nothing."

Rocks, dead gnomes and allied forces, small buildings and spent munitions start flying through the air to hit DGG...