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Stravo wrote:Letter from Mollier to the Monacoran,

We are prepared to commit a brigade of crusaders to the defense of your territories should it be neccessary. Although we recognize that our governments have no prior ties we do not support unwarranted aggression. In the alternative there are missionaries and trained medics waiting the order to jump to Earth and set up emergency medical station either near the front lines or in orbit in one of our Magdalene class hospital ships to ease the pain and suffering of your troops and civilians and if neccessary ease their passage into heaven.

Please inform us if these steps are agreeable to you. May the blessings of Christ be upon you and the wisdom of the Magdalene guide your troops to victory.


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Though we have nearly defeated these invaders, and need little more help we thank you for your offer but respectfully decline. However we have a proposal for you after this situation is over. There is a large area that is damaged and cleared because of this, and we have a idea for re-developing this land. Would you be willing to donate missionaries and/or monks to take part of a large monastariel complex, you would have seperate area of course, and be able to preach your religion as wel as make a base for future missions in this area.

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Thirdfain wrote:"This is Bondman General Marcus of the Seventh Mohaimese Legion. We are dug in and prepared to mee the enemy. Our vessels in orbit have precision-guided bombardment weapons on call, available to all allied powers for use."

"We ask what the Monacoran theater commander would have us do. We have a further three hundred thousand marines in orbit, prepared for a combat drop. On your word, they can land on and storm any fortified locations, or shore up any allied units in need."

We have no need for a orbital bombardment, but we request that you combat drop your marines where are marines are making the advance, the more men we can get as the hammer, the better.
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"Sir, the Floaters have dropped in shock marines to support our marines advance."
"Good, friction won't bring us down, have they hit the minefield?"
"Not yet, just about to hit the first row though."
"Good, order the flanks and the Tenth to get ready for a whole swarm of them."
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Letter from Mollier to the Monacorans,


We are delighted at the oppurtunity to assist you in the revitalization of the damaged lands and simultaenously be allowed to found a monastary on those lands. We are very experienced in the repair of soil and ecosystems through the use of nanobots, hard work and prayer.

Please inform us when it would be appropriate to send our transports to begin work.

We would also welcome your diplomatic corps to Nova Jerusalem should you wish to establish an embassy here.

May the blessings of Christ be with you and your people and the wisdom of the Magdalene guide you.

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Stravo wrote:Letter from Mollier to the Monacorans,


We are delighted at the oppurtunity to assist you in the revitalization of the damaged lands and simultaenously be allowed to found a monastary on those lands. We are very experienced in the repair of soil and ecosystems through the use of nanobots, hard work and prayer.

Please inform us when it would be appropriate to send our transports to begin work.

We would also welcome your diplomatic corps to Nova Jerusalem should you wish to establish an embassy here.

May the blessings of Christ be with you and your people and the wisdom of the Magdalene guide you.

Father Jacques Mollier
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Prelate of the Children of Jesu
We are pleased to hear that you are willing to join in our plan, and we thank you greatly for the oppurtunity to establish an embassy on your soil. We will send a new staff as soon as the situation in Nippon has settled, and will be sending you a clearence letter for landing your men, with any guards you might wish to sends with them, at the same time.
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Several Krytosian marine and army battalions advanced on the rebels, exchanging heavy fire. Squads of type-2 main battle tanks advanced swiftly and punded the rebel lines, and fighters provided air cover and fire support.
at his field command outpost, general Bask turned to the communications officer

"Get the monacarn command on the line, let them know that we're trying to break through, but are meeting heavy resistance, we may need artillary support."
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Darksider wrote:Several Krytosian marine and army battalions advanced on the rebels, exchanging heavy fire. Squads of type-2 main battle tanks advanced swiftly and punded the rebel lines, and fighters provided air cover and fire support.
at his field command outpost, general Bask turned to the communications officer

"Get the monacarn command on the line, let them know that we're trying to break through, but are meeting heavy resistance, we may need artillary support."
"We understand that, hunker down and fortify, do not try to break through. Keep your main force stationary with the Tenth, you don't need to go to them, the marines are sending them to you. Don't worry though, both land mine, and explosive artillery are on the way.
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Straha wrote:
Darksider wrote:Several Krytosian marine and army battalions advanced on the rebels, exchanging heavy fire. Squads of type-2 main battle tanks advanced swiftly and punded the rebel lines, and fighters provided air cover and fire support.
at his field command outpost, general Bask turned to the communications officer

"Get the monacarn command on the line, let them know that we're trying to break through, but are meeting heavy resistance, we may need artillary support."
"We understand that, hunker down and fortify, do not try to break through. Keep your main force stationary with the Tenth, you don't need to go to them, the marines are sending them to you. Don't worry though, both land mine, and explosive artillery are on the way.
The krytosian advance ceased, and the advancing units settled down into defensive positions, exchanging long range fire with the rebels.

"We copy monacarn command, we await our gifts."
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Darksider wrote:
The krytosian advance ceased, and the advancing units settled down into defensive positions, exchanging long range fire with the rebels.

"We copy monacarn command, we await our gifts."
"Send three waves of fragmentary explosives, followed by a wave of mines, no Howlers."

"Yes sir it is en route, I just wish they would learn to pronounce our names."

The rumbling basso of Artillery, silenced to provide the Invaders another incentive too flee came back for a short while, before silencing itself again.
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[Covelan, KSN weapons storage depot #336652]

A black hover van pulled up to the security gate. The MP walked over to check the driver's papers

"Good evening officer."
said the driver

"Show me your access card."

"Sure, i've got it right here."

The diver pulled out a plasma pistol and shot the MP in the chest, then he drove the van up to the gate and got out.

The van exploded, destroying the security gate. Alarms started blazing all over the base, MPs ran out to confront the intruder.

Several more hover vans came up and disembarked a large number of terrorist troops, they began exchanging fire with the MPs.

The base commander had been roused from his sleep to see a small war break out in front of him.

"Send more troops to reinforce the front gate, and put all security stations on full alert."
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*Node Space*

The cultists were represented by their individual "Avatars" holographic constructs that represented them, and masked them from any spy's who might be listening to their conversation.

Pathagorus Cell: The Jesu have returned, remember the destruction of the first library.
Horus Cell: Other things, are happening on the cradle that command our attention, and our vengence.
Bast Cell: we could "Distract" them I have multipal holo-dungeons and Bodiour's available.
Isis Cell: We need more information
Anubis Cell: We shall abstain until we can form a clear judgement

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[Covelan, KSN weapons storage depot #336652]


The MPs exchanged vast amounts of fire with the attacking terrorists, and more renforcements came to the front gate. The situation looked bad for the attackers, they were taking heavy casualties and more enemies were arriving by the minute.

Near the river enterance to the base, several small boats, which were running silent, approached the river guard station. Several small missiles streaked out form the portable launchers carried by the boat's teams and hit the guard station, taking tha guards by surprise and killing many of them.

The guards rushed out to meet the attacking forces, but with most of their number defending the front gate, they were soon oferwhelmed.

A man in a black uniform got out of the last boat, he turned to another terrorist

"The distraction worked as planned, our use of heavy firepower will lead the KSE to believe that the dissidents did this, so we can move freely and attack our true target. send in the breaching teams."

"Yes sir."

The terrorists came upon a storage building marked "Tactical neuclear device storage area." The leader smiled.


[Imperial palace, Krytos]

"How many casualties did we take challan?"

"Extremely light, the group at the front gate was a decoy team, their real target was the tactical nuke storage facility."

"How many did they get?"

"Six devices, five of them are 15 kilotons and one is thirty kilotons."

"Shit, put all security forces on full alert, and contact our allies, the dissidents have some new weapons."
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Thoth Lives!!!

<Subtext, although it was thought that the Thoth node was destroyed during the attack on the floater's civilian sectors the Thoth node has returned from the ashes. Knowledge is power!>
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ATTN:KSE
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RE: Nuke theft

This is a very grave situation. I believe it would be prudent to contact our allies, in the event those nukes are used, so that our governments will not be implicated.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:ATTN:KSE
FROM:DE
RE: Nuke theft

This is a very grave situation. I believe it would be prudent to contact our allies, in the event those nukes are used, so that our governments will not be implicated.
We have already sent messages out to our allies, warning them that the dissidents have several WMDs at their disposal.
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And what of contacting the NBA(that is what I meant in that message, but made a misttake...damn multiple trains of thought)? They probably would like to know that terrorists have taken several of your nuclear devices.
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[Loyalist commitee base, unknown planet]


The leadr of the Loyalist commitee spoke with his advisor

"Has the nuke been smuggled into Asgard territory yet?"

"If it hasn't, then it soon will be."

"Has the government warned the Asgard yet?"

"Not yet sir, since they think the dissidents took the device, they are going to warn their allies first and the NBA last."

"tell our agents to move quiclky, we must strike before our enemies are warned."
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{Asgard Internal Security Burea}

The young field agent report to the director. It was a big find, one of the biggest.

"We caught a number of Krytos terrorists, sir, well most of them. Stopped them at the border with a nuke."

"A nuke?" asked the startled director.

"Yeah. Dumb fuckers apparently thought it was some sort of cloak and dagger affair from the old vids. No idea of modern security. A simple scan by our patrol cutter nailed them."

"Keep me informed of any developments."
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To: Krytos Empire
From: Asgard Foriegn Office
Re: Your terrorists

We have caught your terrorists attempting to smuggle arms over our border. Needless to say they were caught rather quickly by our border patrols.

Since they did not commit any action which we can detain them for as their ship did not land, we wonder if you would be interested in taking custody of them? Otherwise as we can do is return your nuke and book them for relatively minor crimes.
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Stormbringer wrote:To: Krytos Empire
From: Asgard Foriegn Office
Re: Your terrorists

We have caught your terrorists attempting to smuggle arms over our border. Needless to say they were caught rather quickly by our border patrols.

Since they did not commit any action which we can detain them for as their ship did not land, we wonder if you would be interested in taking custody of them? Otherwise as we can do is return your nuke and book them for relatively minor crimes.
Please transfer them to our custody. We wish to.........Question them.

(OOC: Why did you do that? I'm trying to keep this STGOD alive by starting a war.)
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Darksider wrote:Please transfer them to our custody. We wish to.........Question them.
To: Krytos Empire
From: Asgard Foriegn Office
Re: Your terrorists

We will send them back under armed escort as soon as it can be arrainged.

Darksider wrote:(OOC: Why did you do that? I'm trying to keep this STGOD alive by starting a war.)
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Separately delivered to Asgard, Oceania, and People's Interplanetary Republic:

To whom it may concern
The political climate continues in its tumult. Isolated as we are, we the Skaven Empire lack understanding of the intricacies of Human politics. As a remedy the Emperor of the Skaven wishes to meet privately with your head of state to discuss current affairs and the role of the Skaven in this alliance.
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Raxmei wrote:Separately delivered to Asgard, Oceania, and People's Interplanetary Republic:

To whom it may concern
The political climate continues in its tumult. Isolated as we are, we the Skaven Empire lack understanding of the intricacies of Human politics. As a remedy the Emperor of the Skaven wishes to meet privately with your head of state to discuss current affairs and the role of the Skaven in this alliance.
To: Skaven Emperor
From: Asgard Imperial Palace

We would happily accept you offer and would be willing to meet at your convinience.
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