Pablo Sanchez wrote:One of the weird things about the Jedi is that they're supposed to be these contemplative monkish types, but all of them still spend their time flying starfighters or jumping from one political brushfire to another. And you're either a Jedi, which means you run around basically being a super-cop for the Republic, or you're a Dark Jedi or Sith, which means you are a child-murderer and foul betrayer. It seems like there's no room in there for a Miyamoto Musashi style Jedi, who doesn't really care about anything but perfecting his combat arts, or for a Oda Nobunaga style Jedi, who is cold and ruthless and pretty much evil when it comes to getting what he wants, but is still courageous personally loyal to his allies.
I couldn't agree more. The idea of an order of warrior monks that travels the galaxy solving troubles for people, seeking enlightenment and trying to arbitrate solutions to problems sounds like a kickass combination of Telekinesis and Shaolin Monks, and I always assumed that's how it used to be, with serene hermits and enlightened leadership like OT Yoda and Kenobi, opposed by brilliant, ruthless and trecherous thugs like Vader and manipulative scheming powerbrokers like Palpatine.
But when you see the prequel trilogy, you realize that most of the Enlightenment of Yoda and Kenobi must have happened between Episode 3 and 4 while they were talking to Qui-Gon, the only one who seemed to embody at all a warrior monk spirit. And while Maul was, I felt, an absolutely gorgeous villian despite his lack of personality, Anakin and Count Dookula seemed about as far removed from brilliance as possible, with the only thing they seemed to have down properly was getting limbs removed and dying like a bitch. Palpatine surely was the highlight of the Sith, but even he ended up seeming like a bit of a chump, requiring like 18 thousand apprentices just to accomplish what he and an ISD could have done by himself. And, apparently, Anakin's only advantage over Maul and Dookie was that he was easier to browbeat into fits of tears by making fun of his burnt willy and strangled wife.
I think what Sidious should have said about Anakin, instead of "stronger than any" should have been, "He's fucking stupid, trust me, he'll do what I say."
Ugh. Oh well--perhaps rolling through the game with the purging flame of a Blaster rifle will feel somewhat reassuring. I'm just baffled by the inherent moral questions that are posed by the Jedi existing at all. The Force's ethics seem extremely arbitrary, and yet it does have a great deal of power. It's probably what life would be like if Fundies were right--two dualistic worldviews, great power for aligning yourself with either, and the rest of us wishing they'd all just go and die.