[TGOD - Part 2] Beware The Gnomes...

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-21 11:06pm

neoolong wrote:So should we call you ugly?

No. Merely bowing in subservience shall suffice.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-21 11:12pm

THey will have to bow mighty low to compensate for out short stature....

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-21 11:12pm

Welcome Mr. Mitth'raw'nuruodo, Grand Admiral of the Gnomish Hordes! You will be asssigned to the Thug-Class Anti-Culture Super Star DestroyerWongiteimmediately. So fear us as we grow with each passing moment; cow before us mortals, or suffer our tiny, vengeful, Gnomey wrath.

Darth Fanboy wrote:*snip foolishness!*

*gridfires Giguerre*

"There will be no one to stop us this time."

SirNitram wrote:*snip foolishness*

Hadoken? Pshhhh *hadoken is transformed into a rice cake as it passes through the R/UR field*

I only sell Gnomes to one BM; sorry Nitram, your left in the dust.

neoolong wrote:So should we call you ugly?

Should I bite your legs off?

HAIL GNOMAGE!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-21 11:15pm

The WA - 802 GNome ERadication Device was designed specifically for Halo ground operations. The gnomes penchant for removing dropped ordinance has made the Marines work a great deal more difficult. This is especially true in the realm of vehicle "re-deployment." While the GNERD's physical anti-gnome performance is exemplary, one should not underestimate the psychological effect on a given gnome population. Quite frankly, it scares the shit out of them.

Crew: 1
Weight: 38 tons
Armament: 4 ton pneumatic impact hammer x1

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-21 11:18pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:*snip irrational dillusions of defeating the Gnomish Hordes*

*the Thug-Class Anti-Culture Star DestroyerGnomania's Pridegridfires the puny vehicle*

Anyways, thats hardly big enough to catch us Gnomes. We're a tricky bunch we are.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-21 11:18pm

*the Wongite comes into view and blasts all "GNERDS" out of this BBS to wonder aimlessly at SB.com*

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-21 11:22pm

THat threat disappeared quick

... Now on to bigger things!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-21 11:25pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:THat threat disappeared quick ... Now on to bigger things!

Indeed...

*the ponderous fleet, consisting of the TC-AC-SSDWongite, the TC-AC-SDGnomania's Pride sail across the cyberspace between message boards...

Their next target can be identified as: SpaceBattles.com*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-05-21 11:36pm

Foolish Gnomes. Fear the Wrath of the Minister of Sin!

*rocks fall, gnomes are crushed*

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-21 11:38pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Foolish Gnomes. Fear the Wrath of the Minister of Sin!

*rocks fall, gnomes are crushed*

*RogueIce, still trying to get the damn proxy server to work, is unaware of this imminent peril*

*mutter*Damn, maybe it'll work THIS time...

*just as the rocks are about to crush him, he mysteriously vanishes into thin air*

*then, moments later, after the rocks have cleared, he reappears*

SON OF A BITCH! STOP WITH THE "CANNOT FIND SERVER" MESSAGES!!

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-21 11:46pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo, above it all in the Wongite, waited until Rouge was safely out of the way, and then unleashed the full destructive power of his ship onto Alyrium Denryle, utterly destroying him

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-05-21 11:49pm

FOOL! *appears next to the fool who shot him.* I a invincible, wht with m hide life spell*snaps neck, and decapittes with a lightsaber*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-21 11:55pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:FOOL! *appears next to the fool who shot him.* I a invincible, wht with m hide life spell*snaps neck, and decapittes with a lightsaber*

Are you sure you want to go down this road again, Alyrium?

*Alyrium attempts to pass through the R/UR shielding, transforming him into a digital camera*

CHEESE! *takes photos with Alyrium*
Work with me, work with me!
Oh I love it!
Absolutely beautiful!
You're a tiger - fierce , independent - you're not letting the man hold you down.

Oops, our time's up. Break for lunch. *leaves photo shoot*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-05-22 12:02am

*forces a transformation back to original form*

So we meet again Gnome...

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-22 12:09am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*forces a transformation back to original form*

So we meet again Gnome...

So we do...

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-22 12:12am

*taps some more into screen, and clicks into another site*

SUCCESS! THE PROXY WORKS!

*hears the distant sounds of a digital camera going off (DAMN good hearing), and points browser to investigate*

"You Are Not Logged Into StarDestroyer.Net BBS"

*darkly*God damn you, proxy...

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-22 12:16am

*opens up R/UR fields and transforms Alyrium into a box, fills him full of rare Trek collectibles, and sets him in the middle of a ST convention*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-22 12:18am

Proxy...proxy...what is proxy? Is it some type of animal; a cactus maybe; a type of black magic; the ingredients in Cajun Granny Stu; a type of aircraft?

*Wanders over to Rouge's comp and pulls out rediculously large hammer*

I'm sure this'll do SOMETHING to your comp...although I'm not paying for damag-

*hammer falls on foot*

SHHHHIIIIIIIII-!
There may be children nearby!

*Runs out of the room into the desert wastelands where all is barren and quiet*
seems as good a spot as any

SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*holds foot, hopping up and down*

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-22 12:18am

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:*opens up R/UR fields and transforms Alyrium into a box, fills him full of rare Trek collectibles, and sets him in the middle of a ST convention*

Oh, but I made sure to develop you film first DGG. I must say, you are a talented photographer....

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-22 12:18am

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:*opens up R/UR fields and transforms Alyrium into a box, fills him full of rare Trek collectibles, and sets him in the middle of a ST convention*

Stick 'im in DarkStar's bathroom instead. See if he ever gets the stains out.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-22 12:20am

RogueIce wrote:
Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:*opens up R/UR fields and transforms Alyrium into a box, fills him full of rare Trek collectibles, and sets him in the middle of a ST convention*
Stick 'im in DarkStar's bathroom instead. See if he ever gets the stains out.

I'm not THAT cruel... at least not at the moment....

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-22 12:21am

RogueIce wrote:Stick 'im in DarkStar's bathroom instead. See if he ever gets the stains out.

ACK! Anywhere but there! It'll be thouroughly unusable in a week.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-22 12:24am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:ACK! Anywhere but there! It'll be thouroughly unusable in a week.

If by "week" you mean "one second" then I'll agree...

Of course, in secret Gnomesian, where everything is smaller than in the "human" world (soon to be Gnome, of course), that is actually true.

See, we have our own time scale! Take that, puny mortals!

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-22 12:26am

RogueIce wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:ACK! Anywhere but there! It'll be thouroughly unusable in a week.
If by "week" you mean "one second" then I'll agree...

Of course, in secret Gnomesian, where everything is smaller than in the "human" world (soon to be Gnome, of course), that is actually true.

See, we have our own time scale! Take that, puny mortals!

Now we're immortal? And we have our own time scale? YAY! This is getting better by the Gnomish Week....

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-22 12:35am

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Now we're immortal? And we have our own time scale? YAY! This is getting better by the Gnomish Week....

Well, what did you expect out of a bunch of ceramic lawn ornaments?