[GTGOD3] Gnome Arena

[Captain Cyran]

Yeah...

*Teleports in front of Cyran*

Your marines can go take on mine... let's do this mano a mano

*Watches as the marines set up their positions around the city and begin firing their longer range weaponry into the city, explosions can be seen within the city and soon enough a large building can be seen falling, seconds latter a second falls and a third until all of the tall buildings have been knocked down, casualties to the gnomes are light but their easy way of having a large field of view is gone.*

Now, why would I want to fight you? There must be something in it for me...

[JodoForce]

Now, why would I want to fight you? There must be something in it for me...

You're no fun are you?

[Captain Cyran]

Now, why would I want to fight you? There must be something in it for me...

You're no fun are you?

*In a moment pulls his 'Trusty High-powered Rifle' and places it right between Jodo's eyes. With a smirk Cyran pulls the trigger and Jodo forces head is blown away by the power of the blast, his corpse spins in the air a few times before landing on the ground and bouncing along a few times, finally coming to a stop the headless corpse is a good 20 meters away from Cyran now. Wiping some blood off his faceplate Cyran turns, chuckling.* Bye bye Jodo...


p.s.: Gone for the night so don't expect me to respond tonight.

[Typhonis 1]

*the marines are slaughted byu wraiths and regular necron troops.*

[JodoForce]

*In a moment pulls his 'Trusty High-powered Rifle' and places it right between Jodo's eyes. With a smirk Cyran pulls the trigger and Jodo forces head is blown away by the power of the blast, his corpse spins in the air a few times before landing on the ground and bouncing along a few times, finally coming to a stop the headless corpse is a good 20 meters away from Cyran now. Wiping some blood off his faceplate Cyran turns, chuckling.* Bye bye Jodo...

p.s.: Gone for the night so don't expect me to respond tonight.

You don't really think you'd have time to do all that and have me stay at the same place do you?

*Flashes behind Cyran as he's pulling out his rifle and gives him a good kick, sending him and his rifle flying hundreds of meters in different directions*

[JodoForce]

*the marines are slaughted byu wraiths and regular necron troops.*

How? You got to give me some info about your troops --so that I can decide whether my troops would have been hurt by their attacks at all

[Captain Cyran]

You don't really think you'd have time to do all that and have me stay at the same place do you?

*Flashes behind Cyran as he's pulling out his rifle and gives him a good kick, sending him and his rifle flying hundreds of meters in different directions*

*Places his gun over his shoulder instead, and as Jodo force appears he sees a muzzle right in his face just before a flash. Jodo's head dissappears in the blast and his body goes careening into a large rock where it splatters into about 500 pieces.*

You didn't really think I wasn't ready for that, did you?

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Well, I'm bored. Maybe ya'll won't bitch about me as much when I'm not using my Navy. I rather like dueling anyways.

*the TC-AC-SD Gnomania's Pride displaces DGG and the Gnomish Royal Guard down onto the planet*

Howdy boys...

*armed with the Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness, and his guards armed with Gnomish Shortswords of Stubbiness, the GRG--ten men strong, not including DGG--sets out to hunt down their prey using the Gnomish Ancient Stealth Arts*

So, who wants to rock?

[JodoForce]

*Places his gun over his shoulder instead, and as Jodo force appears he sees a muzzle right in his face just before a flash. Jodo's head dissappears in the blast and his body goes careening into a large rock where it splatters into about 500 pieces.*

You didn't really think I wasn't ready for that, did you?

*Hands fly up in a flash, knock the rifle off its aim and twist its barrel into an unrecognizable mess before it fires*

[Captain Cyran]

...
*another clone of JodoForce (that one was a clone) beams down from Gnomania's Pride*

Let's play this safe this time...

*Lets loose an energy blast that turns Cyran and the ground around him to slag in a 100m radius*

Ugh, you mean I have to kill another one?

*Cyran grumbles creates a Hadoken and fires it at Jodo, it completely overwhelms the blast Jodo force sent and continues on it's way. Cyran ducks behind a large, heavy, unmovable object just as the Hadoken strikes it's target. The explosion is quite spectacular, reaching somewhere into many megatons of energy. Jodo is vaporized by the blast and Cyran is sent flying into the air.*

[Captain Cyran]

Wait you just.....oh you bastard...

[Darth Garden Gnome]

MEANWHILE.....

*Cyran's head is seen through the lense of the scope, inching towards the kill spot in the center; while Cyran and Jodo duel...*

BZZZAP! (comic-booky, huh?)

*the bolt from the rifle pierces the air, traveling at speeds in excess of Mach 10, it soars into Cyran's skull, silencing his infedel-ness permanently*

MUHAHHAHHAHAA!

*notices that Cyran actually ducked*

Damn...*reloads weapon*

[Captain Cyran]

MEANWHILE.....

*Cyran's head is seen through the lense of the scope, inching towards the kill spot in the center; while Cyran and Jodo duel...*

BZZZAP! (comic-booky, huh?)

*the bolt from the rifle pierces the air, traveling at speeds in excess of Mach 10, it soars into Cyran's skull, silencing his infedel-ness permanently*

MUHAHHAHHAHAA!

*notices that Cyran actually ducked*

Damn...*reloads weapon*

*Turns to face the direction where the bullet came from.*

You're no Fisher DGG, quit trying.

*Cyran speaks into his comm. and 1,000 of his troops turn from their bombardment of the enemy city and saturate the area DGG is in with energy. Cyran chuckles.*

[Darksider]

Well, I'm bored. Maybe ya'll won't bitch about me as much when I'm not using my Navy. I rather like dueling anyways.

*the TC-AC-SD Gnomania's Pride displaces DGG and the Gnomish Royal Guard down onto the planet*

Howdy boys...

*armed with the Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness, and his guards armed with Gnomish Shortswords of Stubbiness, the GRG--ten men strong, not including DGG--sets out to hunt down their prey using the Gnomish Ancient Stealth Arts*

So, who wants to rock?

:::::: Myself and ten uber-warriors appear fourty meters away from DGG, all are armed with lightsabers, twin 9mm of death and assault rifles:::

I do.....

[Typhonis 1]

*the Darkstar clones continue there chant the ,mass of Anti logic building as Typhonis set his on microphone up* Keep the others busy Warriors of the Necrontyr

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Awww poop...

*DGG leaps into the air as far as his little legs can carry him, delfecting energy blasts harmlessly into space before landing outside the city limits and makes a beeline for an abandoned military complex*

ELSEWHERE...

*Cyran's forces continue to rain death onto the city, but unbeknownst to them, they are being watched*

*ten Gnomes pop up around Cyran's troops' position armed with Class-8 R/UR shoulder-mounted missile launchers*

GNOME COMMANDO #1: FIRE NUMBER ONE NUMBER ONE!

*the missiles erupt from the cannons towards the formations, drowning them in a harsh white light as the fabric of reality is loosened from its moorings, tearing his formations apart. DGG sneezes*

[Darksider]

Awww poop...

*DGG leaps into the air as far as his little legs can carry him, delfecting energy blasts harmlessly into space before landing outside the city limits and makes a beeline for an abandoned military complex*

ELSEWHERE...

*Cyran's forces continue to rain death onto the city, but unbeknownst to them, they are being watched*

*ten Gnomes pop up around Cyran's troops' position armed with Class-8 R/UR shoulder-mounted missile launchers*

GNOME COMMANDO #1: FIRE NUMBER ONE NUMBER ONE!

*the missiles erupt from the cannons towards the formations, drowning them in a harsh white light as the fabric of reality is loosened from its moorings, tearing his formations apart. DGG sneezes*

:::: waves hands in air::::

Hello????

:::: all uberwarriors charge DGG and his guard::::

[Darth Garden Gnome]

:::::: Myself and ten uber-warriors appear fourty meters away from DGG, all are armed with lightsabers, twin 9mm of death and assault rifles:::

I do.....

*stops half-way to the complex*

So we meet again, Mr. Darksider. I thought your fleet would've still been licking its wounds from the thrashing you recieved earlier, but I digress.

*unsheathes Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness*

Your move tough guy...

[Darksider]

:::::: Myself and ten uber-warriors appear fourty meters away from DGG, all are armed with lightsabers, twin 9mm of death and assault rifles:::

I do.....

*stops half-way to the complex*

So we meet again, Mr. Darksider. I thought your fleet would've still been licking its wounds from the thrashing you recieved earlier, but I digress.

*unsheathes Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness*

Your move tough guy...

:::: Draws twin 9mm of death and starts providing cover fire for the advancing uber-warriors::::

[Captain Cyran]

ELSEWHERE...

*Cyran's forces continue to rain death onto the city, but unbeknownst to them, they are being watched*

*ten Gnomes pop up around Cyran's troops' position armed with Class-8 R/UR shoulder-mounted missile launchers*

GNOME COMMANDO #1: FIRE NUMBER ONE NUMBER ONE!

*the missiles erupt from the cannons towards the formations, drowning them in a harsh white light as the fabric of reality is loosened from its moorings, tearing his formations apart. DGG sneezes*

*Unbeknownst to the Gnomish forces, all of Cyran's forces were catgirls. The catgirls turn and look at the gnomish troops which came up on their position the the gnomes find themselves unable to fire, or even move as they are soon destroyed by the Catgirl troops who turn back to bombarding the city. That was, they were until the city dissappeared in the mighty fire of a Gridfiredoken.*

[Darth Garden Gnome]

:::: Draws twin 9mm of death and starts providing cover fire for the advancing uber-warriors::::

*ducks under damaged military bunker for cover*

(into Comm): I need some support here!

GNOMISH COMMANDO #5: We're coming, sir.

*leaps out of bunker, ducking under a pair of DSiders thugs and gracefully jumping over a third while delivering a devastating cut to his neck, dropping his head to the ground*

(into Comm): Hurry it up! I can't hold all of 'em off! *dives back into bunker*

GNOMISH COMMANDO #9: We're moving is fast as we can, sir. Cyran's men hav ea us a bit held up.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

*Unbeknownst to the Gnomish forces, all of Cyran's forces were catgirls. The catgirls turn and look at the gnomish troops which came up on their position the the gnomes find themselves unable to fire, or even move as they are soon destroyed by the Catgirl troops who turn back to bombarding the city. That was, they were until the city dissappeared in the mighty fire of a Gridfiredoken.*

GNOMISH COMMANDO #2 (into Comm): Dear god they're catgirls sir. What do we do?!

(into Comm): No...*tears well up in eyes* I just...*stiffens up* Wipe them out...all of them...

*the missiles are launched, the catgirls...no more *sobs*

[Darksider]

:::: Draws twin 9mm of death and starts providing cover fire for the advancing uber-warriors::::

*ducks under damaged military bunker for cover*

(into Comm): I need some support here!

GNOMISH COMMANDO #5: We're coming, sir.

*leaps out of bunker, ducking under a pair of DSiders thugs and gracefully jumping over a third while delivering a devastating cut to his neck, dropping his head to the ground*

(into Comm): Hurry it up! I can't hold all of 'em off! *dives back into bunker*

GNOMISH COMMANDO #9: We're moving is fast as we can, sir. Cyran's men hav ea us a bit held up.

::::: empty's two full clips into a Gnome Guard, killing him::::

::::: 4 uber-warriors open fire with assault rifles as the rest charge with Lightsabers::::

::::: Starts yelling into comm:::

DGG's calling for support, send down additional units

::::: ducks under a Gnome Shortsword and emptys another two clips into the gnome holding it::::

[NecronLord]

:::::: Myself and ten uber-warriors appear fourty meters away from DGG, all are armed with lightsabers, twin 9mm of death and assault rifles:::

I do.....

*stops half-way to the complex*

So we meet again, Mr. Darksider. I thought your fleet would've still been licking its wounds from the thrashing you recieved earlier, but I digress.

*unsheathes Gnomish Broadsword of Stubbiness*

Your move tough guy...

Behind DGG's feet the earth begins to turn to a strange black smoke, which hovers behind him, revealing an image of death, eight feet high, cowled and covered in deepest black robes. In it's hands is a staff, about ten feet high, ending in a wicked looking and very very sharp embossed head, and in the other a c'tan phase sword, which is at the moment in the form of an antique dueling rapier.

Ten necron pariahs armed with warscythes also appear and charge the ueber warriors, their gauss weapons stripping material to subatomic particles wherever they hit.

NecronLord taps the gnome on the shoulder...

"I think I still owe you pain!" he intones, and slashes at DGG's feet with the phase sword, which DGG jumps over and turns to face him...

[Darksider]

Ten necron pariahs armed with warscythes also appear and charge the ueber warriors, their gauss weapons stripping material to subatomic particles wherever they hit.

Why are you attacking my forces?????