[GTGOD3] Step By Step, We'll Conquer All

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-12 07:14pm

*Behind SirNitram, cloaked in a robe*

May I join?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-12 07:15pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*Behind SirNitram, cloaked in a robe*

May I join?

I think there's a good chance and--I think I recognize you too...thats odd that I should recognize both of you and you both wish to join...*is a bit suspisious*

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-06-12 07:21pm

*puts on yellow hat, blue robes, funny glasses with fake nose*

Whyever do you say that you recognize them?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-12 07:24pm

Beowulf wrote:*puts on yellow hat, blue robes, funny glasses with fake nose*

Whyever do you say that you recognize them?

I don't know why Mr. third slightly recognizable person...I dunno, maybe I can let some of them in.

In a little while anyways. Me and the other established SEGNOR members need to discuss the terms of entrance concerning...."recognized" individuals.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-12 07:42pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Beowulf wrote:It's rather nonsensical that the Secret Gnome Revolution is so widely publicized...
I honestly don't know what you're talking about. If there were a Secret Gnome Revolution, headed by myself, RougeIce, Mitth'raw'nuruodo, JodoForce, Capt. Tycho, and Anget Fisher, I'm sure I'd be aware of it.

wow. rogue ice is a part of my secret conspiricy too.

he just joins all of them..

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-06-12 08:15pm

Well, the "Secret Gnome Revolution" may frolick in it's usergroupiness, but slowly, the Moose Rebellion shall seize all, and make the world safe from wandering gardens ornaments, crustaceans of all forms, and shoes.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-12 08:22pm

*yellow eyes gleam under the tattered hat, and hood, of my robes*

J · Post by J » 2003-06-12 08:52pm

"We laugh at you!"

Oh. I'm sorry. Did I interrupt something and break your concentration? You were saying something about conquering all? I'm afraid that's not going to happen. You see there's something known as the SoS and the magical powers of women, in other words your "members" will be too busy flirting and being seduced by us to do anything. Nice try though...

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-12 08:56pm

which is why we have gale as reserve.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-12 09:08pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Then its a good thing we have a ADMIN on our side, eh?

Foolish one, there is no admin on your rolls while the board owner is a founding HAB member

We did form an alliance in the second TGOD, so I will spare you my wrath. But be warned, treachery will not be tolerated! Thus stand thoroughly neutral on the HAB's military stance towards other forums at this time.

Your foolishness shows once again, you did not even notice when the Darkstar was removed from the joint lab and swiftly transported to a HAB energy extraction complex. Now we have the ultimate energy source.

Son of the Suns · Post by **Son of the Suns** » 2003-06-12 11:09pm

[quote="jmac]<snip>[/quote]

Nice legs........

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-06-12 11:47pm

Bah. The Gnomish revolution will fall like snow upon a warm ground when they make contact with the dreaded battalions of Union Army infantry. Point blank musketry and canister fire from carefully aimed artillery batteries will surely put these brigands back in place!

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-06-13 01:41am

You gnomes have already faced my wrath. I'm not afraid

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-06-13 01:44am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Beowulf wrote:*puts on yellow hat, blue robes, funny glasses with fake nose*

Whyever do you say that you recognize them?
I don't know why Mr. third slightly recognizable person...I dunno, maybe I can let some of them in.

In a little while anyways. Me and the other established SEGNOR members need to discuss the terms of entrance concerning...."recognized" individuals.

*Pause, shuffling to discuss with the others. Adjusting of blindingly-obvious fake glasses*

You couldn't recignize us. We're, uh, new posters. Yes! New posters, just joined today...

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-13 02:20am

:::::::: A figure in a conceling black robe approaches the registration desk::::

Greetings.................

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2003-06-13 02:23am

...Sometimes, you people honostly scare me

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-13 02:48am

SirNitram wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Beowulf wrote:*puts on yellow hat, blue robes, funny glasses with fake nose*

Whyever do you say that you recognize them?
I don't know why Mr. third slightly recognizable person...I dunno, maybe I can let some of them in.

In a little while anyways. Me and the other established SEGNOR members need to discuss the terms of entrance concerning...."recognized" individuals.
*Pause, shuffling to discuss with the others. Adjusting of blindingly-obvious fake glasses*

You couldn't recignize us. We're, uh, new posters. Yes! New posters, just joined today...

*sends you a message via a silent and still ESP spell*

This foolishness must end. We are the rightful rules of sd.net. We could HADOKEN them here where they stand master, why are we pretending?

*looks at the gnome from under the hood*

How could you recognize us? We have never met you before, but we are attracted to your power.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-06-13 03:23am

So, mind if I join your not-so-secret-now revolution? What if Abe Lincoln wanted to join too? (Holds out $5 bill)

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-06-13 03:32am

Gnomish revolution HA I have a new weapon to fight the Gnomes with *VEG* how will the gnomes gnaw ankles after there mouths are superglued shut huh?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-13 12:26pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:Foolish one, there is no admin on your rolls while the board owner is a founding HAB member

A coup is already underway...

Your foolishness shows once again, you did not even notice when the Darkstar was removed from the joint lab and swiftly transported to a HAB energy extraction complex. Now we have the ultimate energy source.

I'm glad to know you got my decoy, old chum. *presses button on his wrist, the R/UR bombs within the decoy erupt and vaporize the entire facility*

jmac wrote:<snip>

Can't argue with that...*slinks away*

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-13 12:31pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:A coup is already underway...

It failed before it could even begin.

I'm glad to know you got my decoy, old chum. *presses button on his wrist, the R/UR bombs within the decoy erupt and vaporize the entire facility*

*Thousands of Gnomes die as the joint research and extraction facility is destroyed, HAB personal had already evacuated*

You see, it was quite easy to tell the real deal from the decoys, the mass of a decoy is far too low and any anti logic extracted was of far lower quality as well.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-13 12:37pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:It failed before it could even begin.

Which just goes to show what you know, little one.

*Thousands of Gnomes die as the joint research and extraction facility is destroyed, HAB personal had already evacuated*

You see, it was quite easy to tell the real deal from the decoys, the mass of a decoy is far too low and any anti logic extracted was of far lower quality as well.

Which just goes to show what you know, little one. But you don't think the months time between our first research went to watse did it? We've been expecting your treachery from day one. Our decoys are indistiguishable from the originals, save for the fact that you couldn't extract any AL from them.

Now if you don't mind, our Gnomes have certain buisness to take care of with a certain specimin. R&D has been kept quite busy you know.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-13 01:22pm

A soldier wearing the battlefield uniform of a Colonel steps out into the breezy green pasture, only to find it filled with gnomes! Filthy rotten gnomes, as far as the eye can see! The fiendish smiles painted onto their faces ignite the short fuse within the volitile mind of the HAB bandleader. Twin OICW's are leveled in the direction of the gnomish infestation, and the crazed man opens fire.

5.56mm rounds spew forth into the field of gnomes, the rapid stacatto of automatic weapons fire is puntuated with the frighening thud of 20mm shells. The result? thousands of gnomes exploding helplessly into twisted shards of porcelan and terra cotta. The infestation now lay in smoldering run. The armor clad man drops to one knee and clutches the last remnat of gnomish power in his hand, an intact porcelan gnome head! In a fit of rage, the head is crushed by the mighty hand which holds it in its grasp.
"Glory to the HAB! And long live the Great Leader!"

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-13 01:33pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:<snip>

*the silly 20th century weapons are stopped cold on the Gnominium armor all Gnomish soldiers wear*

What ever made you think that ancient stuff ever stood a chance? Witness the might of Gnomish power!

*The XTR-2400, rebuilt after its battle in the TGOD, appears before the nutball's force, all guns charged and ready to go--*

Pathetic humans.

*--the XTR-2400 gridfire cannons explode in a wave of energy, its blue-green beam stabbing through the front of Crackpot's lines and flash frying OICW's (whatever they are...) and the surrounding terrain for miles in any one direction. When the smoke clears, Crackpots division lies in ruin, the stench of disintigrated flesh still thick in the air. DGG calmly walks through the devastated lines, turns back to his comrades, and shout the Gnomish warcry*

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-06-13 01:34pm

Blah, blah, blah. More spam, more TGODS. This is going to the gaming forum, just because I don't want to be a ruthless dictator, like GAT, and simply close the thread.