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Iceberg wrote:*rolls, putting out the flames, and pretends to die, then pulls out my crossbow and fires at the impudent mage: Crit threat (24) - crit succeeded (22) - damage 14 (7*2)*
(Draws a Scimitar and places it near the theif's throat, assuming she is still prone on the ground).

"You have to options, Human. I can either kill and eat your suculent flesh--or I can let you live. But in return you must stop your juvinile behavior and you will be indebted to me."
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NOTE: Potion of arcane healing... belt....
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Majin Gojira wrote:
Iceberg wrote:*rolls, putting out the flames, and pretends to die, then pulls out my crossbow and fires at the impudent mage: Crit threat (24) - crit succeeded (22) - damage 14 (7*2)*
(Draws a Scimitar and places it near the theif's throat, assuming she is still prone on the ground).

"You have to options, Human. I can either kill and eat your suculent flesh--or, I can heal your injuries. But in return you must stop your juvinile behavior and you will be indebted to me."
*gestures to the vial of CLW potion* Give the rest of this to the mage, if he'll stop throwing arcane energy at me long enough to talk instead of fight.
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*Casts Cure Light Wounds on the Mage*

"That is the least you could do Female."
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*twitch twitch.. blood... flowing....*
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*stable*... concious....

Wakes up feling woozy and anemic
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*repeatedly stabs himself, until dies*


There are only FOUR of us. This isnt working terribly well...
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I do not much care to be frozen and burnt in quick succession.
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(CLW healed only 8HP)

"I believe Introductions are in order..."
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Wait... you mean that... Oh in all the forests of Germany... I was told by my master that this was an illusory arena.. and that I would not be injuring.... How dare he?! FINAL EXAMS INVOLVE KILLING INNOCENTS! Note to self: Destroy him later
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You know if we play entire campaing through like this well end up all being Top10 posters here before its over...
In my talons, I shape clay, crafting life forms as I please. If I wish, I can smash it all. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, lines of power careen into the skies of Earth. My whims will become lightning bolts that raze the mounds of humanity. Out of chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy. I am drunk with this vision. God: the title suits me well.
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Well this isnt the campaign... this is a preliminary TGOD to keep people interested, and to test out our characters....

Jedineophyte will post the campaign... and yes... we will be top tens...
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Well this isnt the campaign... this is a preliminary TGOD to keep people interested, and to test out our characters....

Jedineophyte will post the campaign... and yes... we will be top tens...
w00t! I'll get a custome title much sooner!
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Resurrected Rukh is no longer under charm spell and furiously attacks Alyrium.
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*carefully brushes bits of ashed leather from her armor and stands upright, a boyish-figured girl of adolescent years with flashing dark eyes and short blonde hair, a crossbow shouldered across her back, small sword with a battered, well-used crossguard sheathed at her side and a dagger slipped into her boot; she speaks in Tirolean-accented Latin* "My name is Christine, and I come from Tirol. Who are all of you, and for what reason have we been brought here?"
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During the STGOD1 I was pulling close to 50 posts a day....
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SHODAN wrote:Resurrected Rukh is no longer under charm spell and furiously attacks Alyrium.
*reorients shield spell, and brings self back to full hp with some of the potion in my bandolier*

Um... can we talk this out..*diplomacy check 17+4=21)*
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*Pulling back his hood, revealing his full reptilian vissage.*

"I am Toren from the Lands under the Khan. I have wandered into this place...wherever it is. With me is a Serpent from the east the locals call a Cobra."

*Spot Check DC15 to see the snake curled around my arm, whos head is in the palm of my left hand*
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*Having briefly introduced herself, Christine slinks back into the shadows and circles around behind Rukh, keeping her distance from the lizardman, and looking for a good sneak attack opening on the massive half-orc*
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Majin Gojira wrote:*Pulling back his hood, revealing his full reptilian vissage.*

"I am Toren from the Lands under the Khan. I have wandered into this place...wherever it is. With me is a Serpent from the east the locals call a Cobra."

*Spot Check DC15 to see the snake curled around my arm, whos head is in the palm of my left hand*
Hmm It just so happen that my familiar is a European Viper...*takes out rapier*
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
SHODAN wrote:Resurrected Rukh is no longer under charm spell and furiously attacks Alyrium.
*reorients shield spell, and brings self back to full hp with some of the potion in my bandolier*

Um... can we talk this out..*diplomacy check 17+4=21)*
Rukh cannot spell diplomacy.

*rolls 18, I believe it is hit* :twisted:
*deals 7 points damage*

EDIT: *goes reading Players Handbook* shield spell, shield spell, how did you work again?
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Actually that missed.. my ac against you is 22*axe is deflected by mage armor*
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*Attacks with rapier.. sucks being out of spells...*

rolls a 10.. does that hit you? Your dex is low... if it does.. 6 damage
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*takes careful aim at the raging half-orc: 18 (22) - crit threat; 20 (24) - death strike threat - 17 (21) - successful hit - and the orc drops dead at the mage's feet*
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Actually that missed.. my ac against you is 22
That is 18 without Str (+3) and base attack (+1) modifiers.
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