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SirNitram wrote:From:His Imperial Majesty Erik, Principality Of The Steaming Lands.
To: Tribune Alaric Aiden, Republic of Karsinia
Re: Support Network

You are correct in your assessment of our need for logistical infrastructure on the Continent. We are preparing for moves to dissuade the Hordes advance, and your offer could not have come at a more opimum time. We will arrange for information of the materials and structures required for an operational airbase. Also, we will be gathering what allies we can to the island of Cyprus soon; we are to offer the locals assistance against the Horde. If you will stand against them, we make our stand there.
We will send what we can to the Island of Cyprus in order to stand against the fanatic hordes
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To: Council Chairman Karim Barca
From: The Imperial Council at Riva
Re: Common Future

Riva extends an invitation to City Councils of the Confederation of Andalus to attend the meeting at Cyprus regarding a potential alliance to check the jihad.

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To: His Imperial Majesty Erik, Principality Of The Steaming Lands
From: King Artair of Eire
Subject: Air support and the Jihadists

It has come to our attention that you intend to oppose the jihadist imperium of the Three Gods. While we would be hard pressed to deploy our army such a distance on our own, we realize the need to stop the jihad, and also that we are positioned directly upon your airships' route to and from Cyprus. We will gladly dispatch gryphon riders and some naval vessels to oppose the jihad, and offer to support your airships coming to and from any battlefield against the Army of the Three Gods.
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StormtrooperOfDeath wrote:His Imperial Majesty Dalleth IX
Your excellency,

It is the firm belief of the Confederation that it is not Cyprus, but our own territory of Afrikiya and the city of Cartaga which are most likely to be the first targets of their aggression. Being desert barbarians, their navy is scarcely capable of overcoming your defenses. They are rather more likely to launch their attack at us over the land. We will send a representative to your meeting, but we cannot devote significant forces to the protection of your island, threatened as we are in our own territory.

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To: The Sea Lord of Caliphon
From: Lord Patrician Denethor of Anarchia

In light of our historically friendly relations with one another, I would like to propose a treaty of alliance between our peoples, to better help each other protect ourselves against those who would wrong us.
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:Council Chairman Karim Barca
A representative would be most appreciated, and discussions will focus on how best to counter the horde, whether that is through defense of Cyprus or another nation.

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To the High King of the Masotan, greetings.

I write on behalf of myself and the rest of the High Lords of Tear, and know that this missive carries our full authority.

The growing Jihad to the South is a cause for concern, but not in the way many others see it. We in Tear do not fear the spread of the Jihad over the rest of the world, but rather the war that is surely to come because of it. While our mages lack strength in divination, any man can see war on the horizon. In troubled times, it is best to have true friends. We have long been peaceful neighbors, and now respectfully request a formal alliance. While it is true that we have little in common, we have much to offer each other in terms of trade and protection. You may trust this courier with your reply. He is faithful and will return by the swiftest route.

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Lord Brend of Illian sends his greetings to the High Priest of the Jihad of the Three.

It does not take a great mind to see that you are the next great power in this world and will soon spread your influence over it. Many would wish to resist you. I do not. It is pointless to stand in the way of the mighty and be ground underfoot, prudent to let them pass by and mind your own affairs. If you will give me your word not to cross the borders of Illian in force, we will come to your aid if ever you are attacked. This I pledge, and await your response.
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Rogue 9 wrote:To: His Imperial Majesty Erik, Principality Of The Steaming Lands
From: King Artair of Eire
Subject: Air support and the Jihadists
The logistical nightmare of attempting to move your forces to the Mediterranian is, unfortunately, even beyond us at this time as we attempt to protect those beyond our normal sphere of influence. We instead ask that you remain vigilant against expansion and opportunism in our shared corner of the known world. As war looms, many will seek to expand their holdings. To this end, we offer a limited mutual defensive pact: If powers seeking to expand in the Northwest attack you, we will divert what we can to slow the spread.
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SirNitram wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:To: His Imperial Majesty Erik, Principality Of The Steaming Lands
From: King Artair of Eire
Subject: Air support and the Jihadists
The logistical nightmare of attempting to move your forces to the Mediterranian is, unfortunately, even beyond us at this time as we attempt to protect those beyond our normal sphere of influence. We instead ask that you remain vigilant against expansion and opportunism in our shared corner of the known world. As war looms, many will seek to expand their holdings. To this end, we offer a limited mutual defensive pact: If powers seeking to expand in the Northwest attack you, we will divert what we can to slow the spread.
We do not ask that you transfer our knights to the Mediterranean. We will send our more mobile units to the theater. If you wish to bring any of our ground forces, I offer you a contingent of Morwood rangers; they are skilled stalkers and scouts and travel light on equipment. We can spare no more.

As for a defensive pact, I gladly accept.

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From: His Imperial Majesty Erik, Principality Of The Steaming Lands
To: Council Chairman Karim Barca.
Re: The Jihad Horde

Though we rarely interact, both our nations have much to see concern in the rising 'Jihad Of The Three Gods'. To the end of hoping to blunt their expansionism, my people are assembling a grand alliance to deter attacks on the Mediterranian islands threatened most directly by these fanatics. If it was within our power, we would offer the same to you. However, your border is more open than our limited forces in the region can reliably secure. However, we do wish to secure an agreement on the mission to prevent the Horde's advances. To this end, we propose a limited alliance. While we cannot provide enough troops to reinforce your border, we can watch troop movements and deliver information on the Horde's movements. We would also, of course, wish to discuss trade between our peoples once the immediate threat has past. Principality technology and Confederation metals can be put to good use staving off this Horde, if Lady Fate smiles upon us both.
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Bugsby wrote:Lord Brend of Illian sends his greetings to the High Priest of the Jihad of the Three.

It does not take a great mind to see that you are the next great power in this world and will soon spread your influence over it. Many would wish to resist you. I do not. It is pointless to stand in the way of the mighty and be ground underfoot, prudent to let them pass by and mind your own affairs. If you will give me your word not to cross the borders of Illian in force, we will come to your aid if ever you are attacked. This I pledge, and await your response.
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Praise be to The Three Gods, masters of Earth! And Prayer and Peace apon the Prince of Messengers, the Prophet! And upon all his people, and apon all your people Lord Brend!

We will accept your wonderous and gracious offer, and welcome you into the Jihad of the Three Gods on but one condition. You, your people, and your nation must convert, and worship in front of the altars of the three gods. Without that, there can be no such alliance between us.

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To: Counsil of WolGar
From: The Imperial Council at Riva
Re: Negotiations

You are cordialy invited to send a representative to Cyprus to attend the conference regarding an alliance against the jihad.

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What you ask is impossible. The people of Illian would not accept the change you would bring. I have an obligation to my people, and cannot with good conscience allow internal strife to tear my lands apart. As gracious as your offer is, I must refuse. May the Three Gods shelter you and all your people.
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To: King Artair of the Royal Confederacy
From: The Imperial Council at Riva
Re: Negotiations

In order to halt the spread of the jihad, you are invited to send forces and representatives to Cyprus to attend the discussions regarding future defensive actions.

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To: Council of Illian
From: The Imperial Council at Rive
Re: Negotiations

Rive cordially invites you to attend negotiations at Cyprus regarding and alliance to counter the jihad.

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StormtrooperOfDeath wrote:To: King Artair of the Royal Confederacy
From: The Imperial Council at Riva
Re: Negotiations

In order to halt the spread of the jihad, you are invited to send forces and representatives to Cyprus to attend the discussions regarding future defensive actions.

Veneratio quod palma

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A representative of the Council will surely attend. It should be known that the newest member of our Council, our own Lord Brend, attempted to negotiate with the Jihad and his offer of peace and friendship was met only with threats. These are a dangerous and unstable people, and Illian will see them brought down.

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Bugsby wrote:What you ask is impossible. The people of Illian would not accept the change you would bring. I have an obligation to my people, and cannot with good conscience allow internal strife to tear my lands apart. As gracious as your offer is, I must refuse. May the Three Gods shelter you and all your people.
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We understand your reasoning, though we do not agree. We wish you well till we meet again, blessings and well wishes apon you, and your People Lord Brend!

Till we talk again when the Three Gods wish, the Swordbearer of the Prophet.
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Marcao wrote:
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Alliance of Elven Nations?
I would be honored and flattered to accept such an arrangement. :D
We would be happy to arrange an exchange of ministers and arrange for permanent enclaves in our respective cities.

Additionally, we would be more than happy to help you halt the spread of the Jihad in return for financial aide for our navy and an enclave

Pablo Sanchez wrote:Letter to the Ethereal Realm of Masotan

We request an understanding concerning the fanatic spread of the jihaddi in the Mediterranean. Already they have strangled the flow of trade from Egypt and the Levant, and they seek to expand ever further. It would be in the common interest of both our nations to oppose them.

Council Chairman Karim Barca
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We have receieved your letter. We too are concerned about the spread of these religious fanatics as well. What sort of understand it is you wish?
Bugsby wrote:To the High King of the Masotan, greetings.

I write on behalf of myself and the rest of the High Lords of Tear, and know that this missive carries our full authority.


The growing Jihad to the South is a cause for concern, but not in the way many others see it. We in Tear do not fear the spread of the Jihad over the rest of the world, but rather the war that is surely to come because of it. While our mages lack strength in divination, any man can see war on the horizon. In troubled times, it is best to have true friends. We have long been peaceful neighbors, and now respectfully request a formal alliance. While it is true that we have little in common, we have much to offer each other in terms of trade and protection. You may trust this courier with your reply. He is faithful and will return by the swiftest route.

Yours in faith,
High Lord Aldrid
Letter to High Lord Aldrid,

We request to understand the nature of the alliance you propose. This nation always seeks friends but we wish to know how friendly it is you wish us to be. We are far from any potential war and we do not wish to involve our selves recklessly.
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Stormbringer wrote:Letter to High Lord Aldrid,

We request to understand the nature of the alliance you propose. This nation always seeks friends but we wish to know how friendly it is you wish us to be. We are far from any potential war and we do not wish to involve our selves recklessly.
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I assure you that we do not wish for war either. Precisely the opposite! We want to avoid war in our nation, and, to be honest, having you as our friend would go a long way towards keeping others out of our lands.

We wish to be as friendly with you as you wish to be with us. Trade partners, naturally, and hopefully a defensive pact. Your forces on the ground could benefit from our horses, and we would benefit from your strength on the sea, as well as the weight of your name.

This is no ploy to enter a war. Let the accursed Illianers deal with the Jihad if they wish! We in Tear simply want to strengthen ties with our friends in case the worst comes.

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Stormtrooper wrote:To: Counsil of WolGar
From: The Imperial Council at Riva
Re: Negotiations

You are cordialy invited to send a representative to Cyprus to attend the conference regarding an alliance against the jihad.
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frigidmagi wrote:"Tell your lords that I will attend this meeting. However we know not the magic to build ships on the deep water, we will require transport."
Transport will be arranged. Your representatives will be honored attendees of the council.

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Pablo Sanchez wrote:Letters to the Council of the Alidrial, Cyprus, Republic of Karsinia, and Kingdom of Gondor

You are no doubt aware of the greatest recent change in the politics and future of the mediterranean region: the recent rise of the fanatic jihaddi. Their rhetoric of conquest is clear and damning evidence of their aggressive intent, and they threaten our common future as free nations trading on the inland ocean. We must either stand together or fall apart in the face of these people, against whom no argument but force of arms can be made.

Thus the City Councils of the Confederation of Andalus propose a defensive pact, valid only against the fanatic jihaddi. Let our armies work together in the common interest.

Council Chairman Karim Barca
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The Kingom of Gondor will honor such an alliance.
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