New Grand Theft Auto ideas

GEC: Discuss gaming, computers and electronics and venture into the bizarre world of STGODs.

Moderator: Thanas

User avatar
irishmick79
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 2272
Joined: 2002-07-16 05:07pm
Location: Wisconsin

Post by irishmick79 »

Grand Theft Auto: Beirut

Think about it - you'd have sheeeetloads of factions to choose from, each of them armed to the teeth with the latest in high tech weaponry. You'd have syrians, israelis, jihadists, and US marines all running around in the same city. You could either do stealthy missions like infiltrating a barracks, or you can do the shoot 'em up missions like blasting a checkpoint. The best part about it would be that it's all plausible....
"A country without a Czar is like a village without an idiot."
- Old Russian Saying
User avatar
Typhonis 1
Rabid Monkey Scientist
Posts: 5791
Joined: 2002-07-06 12:07am
Location: deep within a secret cloning lab hidden in the brotherhood of the monkey thread

Post by Typhonis 1 »

For those of you who do know where I speak of Grand Theft Auto Night City. 8) Truly welcome to the jungle....boostergangs,corp troops,cyberpsychos, you wish it were only Lions ,Tiger and Bears, though THOSE Biomods are available
Brotherhood of the Bear Monkey Clonemaster , Anti Care Bears League,
Bureaucrat and BOFH of the HAB,
Skunk Works director of the Mecha Maniacs,
Black Mage,

I AM BACK! let the SCIENCE commence!
User avatar
Sea Skimmer
Yankee Capitalist Air Pirate
Posts: 37390
Joined: 2002-07-03 11:49pm
Location: Passchendaele City, HAB

Post by Sea Skimmer »

andrewgpaul wrote:I did hear a rumour once that instead of San Andreas, the next GTA game would've been set in Los Angelese, 2019 (a la Bladerunner). That'd be cool. Neon, flying cars, maybe not so much rain.
There's also a rumor that it will be set in Japan with the Yakuza. No one really knows except the development team.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
User avatar
The Yosemite Bear
Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
Posts: 35211
Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
Location: Dave's Not Here Man

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Grand theft Retro...

Ok, take over as either a motorized bandit, or as a bring them in no matter the cost ends justify the means prohibition era cop. <the kind that frequently took the vehicles and weapons from the crooks they busted>
Image

The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
User avatar
Jade Falcon
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1705
Joined: 2004-07-27 06:22pm
Location: Jade Falcon HQ, Ayr, Scotland, UK
Contact:

Post by Jade Falcon »

Grand Theft Auto Glasgow.

However, make it the exaggerated stereotype Glasgow, and have gangs of burberry wearing neds with knives, broken bottles and baseball bats. :)
Don't Move you're surrounded by Armed Bastards - Gene Hunt's attempt at Diplomacy

I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own - Number 6

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
User avatar
Admiral Valdemar
Outside Context Problem
Posts: 31572
Joined: 2002-07-04 07:17pm
Location: UK

Post by Admiral Valdemar »

Jade Falcon wrote:Grand Theft Auto Glasgow.

However, make it the exaggerated stereotype Glasgow, and have gangs of burberry wearing neds with knives, broken bottles and baseball bats. :)
Yay! :P
User avatar
2000AD
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 6666
Joined: 2002-07-03 06:32pm
Location: Leeds, wishing i was still in Newcastle

Post by 2000AD »

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Jade Falcon wrote:Grand Theft Auto Glasgow.

However, make it the exaggerated stereotype Glasgow, and have gangs of burberry wearing neds with knives, broken bottles and baseball bats. :)
Yay! :P
I'd like to understand what people are saying though.
Ph34r teh eyebrow!!11!Writers Guild Sluggite Pawn of Chaos WYGIWYGAINGW so now i have to put ACPATHNTDWATGODW in my sig EBC-Honorary Geordie
Hammerman! Hammer!
User avatar
Pablo Sanchez
Commissar
Posts: 6998
Joined: 2002-07-03 05:41pm
Location: The Wasteland

Post by Pablo Sanchez »

Jade Falcon wrote:Grand Theft Auto Glasgow.
I thought we agreed to keep it to English-speaking cities.
Image
"I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war."
--The Lord Humungus
User avatar
Jade Falcon
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1705
Joined: 2004-07-27 06:22pm
Location: Jade Falcon HQ, Ayr, Scotland, UK
Contact:

Post by Jade Falcon »

2000AD wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Jade Falcon wrote:Grand
I'd like to understand what people are saying though.
Having been to Newcastle, that's a bloody cheek saying WE can't talk right. :roll: :D
Don't Move you're surrounded by Armed Bastards - Gene Hunt's attempt at Diplomacy

I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own - Number 6

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
User avatar
2000AD
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 6666
Joined: 2002-07-03 06:32pm
Location: Leeds, wishing i was still in Newcastle

Post by 2000AD »

Jade Falcon wrote:
2000AD wrote: I'd like to understand what people are saying though.
Having been to Newcastle, that's a bloody cheek saying WE can't talk right. :roll: :D
I'm from Leeds *blows Raspeberry*

But i'll agree wth you on Newcastle, though Glasgow is just as bad.
Ph34r teh eyebrow!!11!Writers Guild Sluggite Pawn of Chaos WYGIWYGAINGW so now i have to put ACPATHNTDWATGODW in my sig EBC-Honorary Geordie
Hammerman! Hammer!
User avatar
SPOOFE
Sith Devotee
Posts: 3174
Joined: 2002-07-03 07:34pm
Location: Woodland Hills, CA
Contact:

Post by SPOOFE »

How about GTA: Pacifica? You have two "continents", one representing Southeast Asia, and one representing South America. You can start the game as a thug on either side, eventually working your way up to participate in an international drug war between the two factions. Youd' be able to do piracy on the high seas, perform assassinations of high-level officials, take frigatefulls of illegal immigrants to the other country, etc. etc.
The Great and Malignant
User avatar
Typhonis 1
Rabid Monkey Scientist
Posts: 5791
Joined: 2002-07-06 12:07am
Location: deep within a secret cloning lab hidden in the brotherhood of the monkey thread

Post by Typhonis 1 »

Grand Theft Auto Springfield...yes a crossover with the Simpsons and as a bonus you can whack any simpson character you want...kinda like Simpsons hit and run but with this you can HAVE springfield as it actually appears in the series.
Brotherhood of the Bear Monkey Clonemaster , Anti Care Bears League,
Bureaucrat and BOFH of the HAB,
Skunk Works director of the Mecha Maniacs,
Black Mage,

I AM BACK! let the SCIENCE commence!
User avatar
andrewgpaul
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 2270
Joined: 2002-12-30 08:04pm
Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Post by andrewgpaul »

2000AD wrote:
Jade Falcon wrote:
2000AD wrote: I'd like to understand what people are saying though.
Having been to Newcastle, that's a bloody cheek saying WE can't talk right. :roll: :D
I'm from Leeds *blows Raspeberry*

But i'll agree wth you on Newcastle, though Glasgow is just as bad.
GTA has subtitles, doesn't it? :) I mean, I can't understand half the things they're saying in San Andreas.
"So you want to live on a planet?"
"No. I think I'd find it a bit small and wierd."
"Aren't they dangerous? Don't they get hit by stuff?"
User avatar
The Yosemite Bear
Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
Posts: 35211
Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
Location: Dave's Not Here Man

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

GTA 40,000

Grand Theft Leman Russ
Image

The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
User avatar
Robert Treder
has strong kung-fu.
Posts: 3891
Joined: 2002-07-03 02:38am
Location: San Jose, CA

Post by Robert Treder »

I don't know why it particularly has to be an English-speaking city. There are plenty of great action/adventure crime movies (which is essentially what GTA is) that take place in non-English speaking cities.

GTA:Paris or GTA:Marseilles could be awesome. Plus, think of the thousands of French jokes they could work in. I agree that GTA:London would be sweet. So would GTA:Roma (think The Italian Job, only way better).
GTA:Tokyo would work well. The main character could (would) be an American and they could (would) play a Lost In Translation angle.
And you may ask yourself, 'Where does that highway go to?'

Brotherhood of the Monkey - First Monkey|Justice League - Daredevil|Late Knights of Conan O'Brien - Eisenhower Mug Knight (13 Conan Pts.)|SD.Net Chroniclers|HAB
User avatar
SPOOFE
Sith Devotee
Posts: 3174
Joined: 2002-07-03 07:34pm
Location: Woodland Hills, CA
Contact:

Post by SPOOFE »

I mean, I can't understand half the things they're saying in San Andreas.
You obviously flunked your Ebonics class... nigga. Wor'.
The Great and Malignant
User avatar
Vympel
Spetsnaz
Spetsnaz
Posts: 29312
Joined: 2002-07-19 01:08am
Location: Sydney Australia

Post by Vympel »

Turn on subtitles. Easy. You can actually learn Ebonics that way.
Like Legend of Galactic Heroes? Please contribute to http://gineipaedia.com/
User avatar
Col. Crackpot
That Obnoxious Guy
Posts: 10228
Joined: 2002-10-28 05:04pm
Location: Rhode Island
Contact:

Post by Col. Crackpot »

i'd like to see a GTA:Bankok for no other reason than I want to carjack a rickshaw. London, although nice, would result in me spending way to much time trying to figure out what the fuck an 'articulated lorry' is.
"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.” -Tom Clancy
Pcm979
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 4092
Joined: 2002-10-26 12:45am

Post by Pcm979 »

Col. Crackpot wrote:i'd like to see a GTA:Bankok for no other reason than I want to carjack a rickshaw.
One word: Chinatown. All the Rickshawjacking with none of the language difficulties!
Col. Crackpot wrote:London, although nice, would result in me spending way to much time trying to figure out what the fuck an 'articulated lorry' is.
I can catagorically say that I'd get hopelessly lost within 5 minutes of starting the game; Just like I did the last time I went to London. :P
User avatar
Peregrin Toker
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 8609
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:57am
Location: Denmark
Contact:

Post by Peregrin Toker »

I'd love to see a "GTA: Moscow" game which takes place during the collapse of the Soviet Union.

"You haven't lived before you've ran over people in a Lada!"
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"

"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
User avatar
Jade Falcon
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1705
Joined: 2004-07-27 06:22pm
Location: Jade Falcon HQ, Ayr, Scotland, UK
Contact:

Post by Jade Falcon »

Robert Treder wrote:I don't know why it particularly has to be an English-speaking city. There are plenty of great action/adventure crime movies (which is essentially what GTA is) that take place in non-English speaking cities.

GTA:Paris or GTA:Marseilles could be awesome. Plus, think of the thousands of French jokes they could work in. I agree that GTA:London would be sweet. So would GTA:Roma (think The Italian Job, only way better).
GTA:Tokyo would work well. The main character could (would) be an American and they could (would) play a Lost In Translation angle.
Good point, the accents could be stereotypes, look at Midtown Madness 3 on the X-Box, with the Paris section they have some really OTT accents there.
Don't Move you're surrounded by Armed Bastards - Gene Hunt's attempt at Diplomacy

I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own - Number 6

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
User avatar
Col. Crackpot
That Obnoxious Guy
Posts: 10228
Joined: 2002-10-28 05:04pm
Location: Rhode Island
Contact:

Post by Col. Crackpot »

Peregrin Toker wrote:I'd love to see a "GTA: Moscow" game which takes place during the collapse of the Soviet Union.

"You haven't lived before you've ran over people in a Lada!"
When driving in Soviet Russia, pedestrians run over YOU!
"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.” -Tom Clancy
User avatar
Typhonis 1
Rabid Monkey Scientist
Posts: 5791
Joined: 2002-07-06 12:07am
Location: deep within a secret cloning lab hidden in the brotherhood of the monkey thread

Post by Typhonis 1 »

Do NOT get 6 Stars while in Russia..........I can see Hinds and T-80s being sent to stop the guy .
Brotherhood of the Bear Monkey Clonemaster , Anti Care Bears League,
Bureaucrat and BOFH of the HAB,
Skunk Works director of the Mecha Maniacs,
Black Mage,

I AM BACK! let the SCIENCE commence!
User avatar
The Yosemite Bear
Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
Posts: 35211
Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
Location: Dave's Not Here Man

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

It could be worse....

Six Stars in the 40k port

what happened to the Map?

Extermitus
Image

The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
User avatar
Sea Skimmer
Yankee Capitalist Air Pirate
Posts: 37390
Joined: 2002-07-03 11:49pm
Location: Passchendaele City, HAB

Post by Sea Skimmer »

Peregrin Toker wrote:I'd love to see a "GTA: Moscow" game which takes place during the collapse of the Soviet Union.

"You haven't lived before you've ran over people in a Lada!"

The Soviet Union would be awesome. By two stars you'd have the Army on you, and by six they'd be shooting off tactical nuclear weapons.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Post Reply