My favorite comes from the War3 generic dreadlord:
"Dress to kill! BLEH!"
And the Spellbreaker has good ones:
"I never stole any buffs! I got receipts for everything!"
"I'm a magic man...I've got magic hands."
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"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses
"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
"I can see my house!"
"Stop rocking the boat
"You're Making me Sea-Sick
"::pukes::"
"Stop rocking the boat
"You're Making me Sea-Sick
"::pukes::"
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
I can't dislike that one line from warcraft 3: "My warhammer cost me 40k!"
and "How many times do I have to tell you? I'm a dreadlord, not a druglord."
and "My life for Aiur..I mean...Ner-Zuhl"
The WC chaos cultists were so much less annoying than the warhammer ones, i mean really.
and "How many times do I have to tell you? I'm a dreadlord, not a druglord."
and "My life for Aiur..I mean...Ner-Zuhl"
The WC chaos cultists were so much less annoying than the warhammer ones, i mean really.
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While "Hey, you - CATCH!!!!!!" has already been mentioned, the Mortar Team's OTHER great lines....
"Clearly, Tassadar has failed us. YOU must not...."
"We must defeat the dwarves... *other dwarf* We ARE the Dwarves... *first dwarf* Oh...."
"MORTAR COMBAT!!!!"
I do love those guys....
"Clearly, Tassadar has failed us. YOU must not...."
"We must defeat the dwarves... *other dwarf* We ARE the Dwarves... *first dwarf* Oh...."
"MORTAR COMBAT!!!!"
I do love those guys....
"Peace on Earth and goodwill towards men? We are the United States Goverment - we don't DO that sort of thing!" - Sneakers. Best. Quote. EVER.
Periodic Pwnage Pantry:
"Faith? Isn't that another term for ignorance?" - Gregory House
"Isn't it interesting... religious behaviour is so close to being crazy that we can't tell them apart?" - Gregory House
"This is usually the part where people start screaming." - Gabriel Sylar
Periodic Pwnage Pantry:
"Faith? Isn't that another term for ignorance?" - Gregory House
"Isn't it interesting... religious behaviour is so close to being crazy that we can't tell them apart?" - Gregory House
"This is usually the part where people start screaming." - Gabriel Sylar
"My favorite color is blue...no, yellow!" (fades off): WC3, Knight.
"Why you poking me?"
"Why don't you lead an army instead of touching me?"
"Poke, poke, poke. Is that all you do?"
"Oo, that felt kind of nice."
"Me so horned, me hurt you long time."
"Me no sound like Yoda, do I?"
"It not easy being green.": All Orc Grunt, baby!
"Darknness called...but I was on the phone. I tried to *69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled "Pickup the phone, Darkness!", but he ignored me. Darkness must've been screening his calls": Demon Hunter.
"I'll attract the enemy using my human call...I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted!": Dryad.
"You communicate by clicking on me. I communicate by doing what you say" followed by "I'M NOT IN SEASON!": Dryad as well.
"Scalpel...spounge...magic wand!" Priest.
"Tell Blizzard I'd make a great action figure!"
"I'm going for an even bigger role in the expansion pack!": Elven Hawk Rider (or whatever they're called, they were only in produced by the A.I. during the Undead campaign, IIRC.)
"All I see is blackness...oh, my hood's down."
"Do you want to know the secret to eternal happiness? Page 246."
"Once you head down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny...and you get dental."
"My life Aiur...err, I mean Ner'Zuhl.": Acolyte.
"The hippogryph is an amazing creature, rarely seen outside the wild. The amazing thing about the hippogryph is it's incredible jaw strength. One bite from it's mighty jaws can rip a huge beast to shreds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand in-AHHHHHHHHHHH!": Hippogryph Rider.
"Quit clicking on my bear ass."
"He wasn't fuzzy, was he?"
"Can't...stop...dancing!": Druid of the Claw.
"You are the weakest link, goobye!"
"Im...ho...tep." : Lich.
"I love the dead...frequently."
"Right-click for hot, undead action": Necromancer.
Hmmm, all I can recall right now.
"Why you poking me?"
"Why don't you lead an army instead of touching me?"
"Poke, poke, poke. Is that all you do?"
"Oo, that felt kind of nice."
"Me so horned, me hurt you long time."
"Me no sound like Yoda, do I?"
"It not easy being green.": All Orc Grunt, baby!
"Darknness called...but I was on the phone. I tried to *69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled "Pickup the phone, Darkness!", but he ignored me. Darkness must've been screening his calls": Demon Hunter.
"I'll attract the enemy using my human call...I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted!": Dryad.
"You communicate by clicking on me. I communicate by doing what you say" followed by "I'M NOT IN SEASON!": Dryad as well.
"Scalpel...spounge...magic wand!" Priest.
"Tell Blizzard I'd make a great action figure!"
"I'm going for an even bigger role in the expansion pack!": Elven Hawk Rider (or whatever they're called, they were only in produced by the A.I. during the Undead campaign, IIRC.)
"All I see is blackness...oh, my hood's down."
"Do you want to know the secret to eternal happiness? Page 246."
"Once you head down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny...and you get dental."
"My life Aiur...err, I mean Ner'Zuhl.": Acolyte.
"The hippogryph is an amazing creature, rarely seen outside the wild. The amazing thing about the hippogryph is it's incredible jaw strength. One bite from it's mighty jaws can rip a huge beast to shreds. Let's see what happens when I stick my hand in-AHHHHHHHHHHH!": Hippogryph Rider.
"Quit clicking on my bear ass."
"He wasn't fuzzy, was he?"
"Can't...stop...dancing!": Druid of the Claw.
"You are the weakest link, goobye!"
"Im...ho...tep." : Lich.
"I love the dead...frequently."
"Right-click for hot, undead action": Necromancer.
Hmmm, all I can recall right now.
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