Darksider wrote:::::: Rolls to the side of DGG's stab and slides away from him, firing with twin 9mm :::::
*deflects shots with sword*
Can't you see I'm busy? Between the BMs and the HAB, I've got my hands full! I mean, I love fighting with ya but I'm on a tight schedule. Can we maybe hurry this up? Thanks.
*pulls back cape to reveal a trio of explosive shurikens*
Kaboom....
*throw them towards Darksider*
::::: Does a backflip over the explosive shurikens and shoots them out of the air ::::
ok, if we havn't killed each other in twenty min. we'll call it a draw. I've got STGODing to do anyway
::::: opens fire with twin 9mm again ::::
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
Darksider wrote:
::::: Dodges to the side of rifle shot and jumps behind cover::::
::::: pops out and returns fire with twin 9mm::::
*Ducks behind T-34 shoots again, this time scoring a hit into the chest near the heart*
:::: is still sliding away from DGG flat to the ground when shot is fired so i watch the bullet pass over me harmlessly :::::
One can not dodge a bullet fired at 800 mps from 50 meters distance. But anyways....
*thoudsands of conscripts advance, spraying Darksider with their PPSh's*
Darksider wrote:::::: Does a backflip over the explosive shurikens and shoots them out of the air ::::
*the exploding bombs shoot out a waves of poison-tipped darts which soar in all directions. DGG activates his personal shield generator - while not powerful enough to stop DS's guns, it will suffice against these - the darts harmlessly incinerate on the shield. DS on the other hand....*
ok, if we havn't killed each other in twenty min. we'll call it a draw. I've got STGODing to do anyway
Too much is happening now for me to be killed. I have a people to lead that are on the brink of war! The HAB and Cyran are breathing down my neck for Darkstar but I'll be damned if I let them have him. But I digress....
Cpt_Frank wrote:
*Ducks behind T-34 shoots again, this time scoring a hit into the chest near the heart*
:::: is still sliding away from DGG flat to the ground when shot is fired so i watch the bullet pass over me harmlessly :::::
One can not dodge a bullet fired at 800 mps from 50 meters distance. But anyways....
*thoudsands of conscripts advance, spraying Darksider with their PPSh's*
::::: Dodges the conscripts fire matrix bullet-time style ::::
Conscripts suck ass
:::::: gets hit with posion darts and takes an uber-antidote, which nullifys all poison::::
:::: runs like hell, spraying fire twards conscripts and DGG ::::
EDIT: DGG let's call it a draw. We both have other things to do
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
*seeing as his poison failed, DGG explodes into motion advancing the distance between he and DS in microseconds. He slashes in a wave of un-imaginably fast movements, seemingly following no pattern as he strikes again and again, just missing DS's flesh more than once*
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*seeing as his poison failed, DGG explodes into motion advancing the distance between he and DS in microseconds. He slashes in a wave of un-imaginably fast movements, seemingly following no pattern as he strikes again and again, just missing DS's flesh more than once*
Your slippery all right...
:::: dodged DGG's swipes with speed that makes Matrix agents look like marlon brando ::::
Hey, i called truce!!!!!
:::: puts away 9mm and pulls out and ignites lightsaber and assumes a defensive stance ::::
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
::falls into the TGOD underneath his Table with shield of Anti-Reality::
Uh-Oh. Uh.. hi little guys.
'After 9/11, it was "You're with us or your with the terrorists." Now its "You're with Straha or you support racism."' ' - The Romulan Republic
'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Darksider wrote::::: dodged DGG's swipes with speed that makes Matrix agents look like marlon brando ::::
Hey, i called truce!!!!!
:::: puts away 9mm and pulls out and ignites lightsaber and assumes a defensive stance ::::
You don't edit in a truce dumbo *bonks Darksider*. I started typing my post before your edit, but if you wish to have a truce, I will agree.
*backs away, sheathing Broadsword of Stubbiness, and is dissapears as he is displaced back onto the bridge of theGnomania's Pride*
Good day Mr. Darksider.
Good day Mr. Garden Gnome
we shall meet again.......
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
Straha wrote:::falls into the TGOD underneath his Table with shield of Anti-Reality::
Uh-Oh. Uh.. hi little guys.
*table explodes, and Straha is effectorized*
With this brilliant - yet mad - scientist, I should be able to complete the anti-logic extraction in no time. Quickly Straha, to the Bat-.....er....R&D place!
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:ROUs? I don't use those. My ship sare far more powerful than anything Culture ships could possibly muster. Regardless..*glances out to the approaching Gnomish fleet - Mitth'raw'nuruodo at its head - and watches Gnomish Planet Defensors displace into the void*
...there is no need for any sort of violent confrontation. I'm sure we could work out an agreement that would benefit both of us without having to lead to any unneccesary bloodshed.
"And yet the fleet was declared to have Culture ships in it. Funny, of course I've now blown them all up."
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Sea Skimmer wrote:"And yet the fleet was declared to have Culture ships in it. Funny, of course I've now blown them all up."
Perhaps you are reffering to teh Anti-Culture ships. That is, the Thug-Class Anti-Culture Star DestroyerGnomania's Pride, and the TC-AC-SSDWongite. They were designed to fight Stormbtinger's Culture fleet in the first TGOD, but they are infinately more powerful now then they were then. The Anti-Culture tag is kept on as tradition. As are gridfires, efffectors, displacors, ect.
Now then,
*Skimmer's bombardment is absorbed by the R/UR shields and turned into wheel chairs*
*Cyran swears* Damnit, I knew I should have used a real fleet against these guys...aw hell with it. They want to blow themselves to hell and back with this Darkstar stuff, let em.
*Cyran leaves the battlefield.*
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Captain_Cyran wrote:*Cyran swears* Damnit, I knew I should have used a real fleet against these guys...aw hell with it. They want to blow themselves to hell and back with this Darkstar stuff, let em.
*Cyran leaves the battlefield.*
You'll be sorry when you are forced to bow before warships powered with anti-logic. They will be quite literaly unstoppable (think WoI; even when its defeated, it just comes chugging back - even if all it does is look stupid).
But now I must bid you gentlemen a-do. Don't do anything foolish now (SEGNOR or otherwise).
Um, I feel I should point out that the HAB were firing on Cyran's ships, not ours...
With that in mind, if the HAB is willing, I'd like to call for a cease-fire, whereupon we can enter negotiations related to this "Darkstar" you refer to.
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
RogueIce wrote:Um, I feel I should point out that the HAB were firing on Cyran's ships, not ours...
With that in mind, if the HAB is willing, I'd like to call for a cease-fire, whereupon we can enter negotiations related to this "Darkstar" you refer to.
"Very well, we shall cease firing. As for the one known as the Darkstar, you will give him to us for annihilation with logic elements Wong-235 and Wong-239. The HAB will well reword you in exchange, name a price."
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
RogueIce wrote:Um, I feel I should point out that the HAB were firing on Cyran's ships, not ours...
With that in mind, if the HAB is willing, I'd like to call for a cease-fire, whereupon we can enter negotiations related to this "Darkstar" you refer to.
"Very well, we shall cease firing. As for the one known as the Darkstar, you will give him to us for annihilation with logic elements Wong-235 and Wong-239. The HAB will well reword you in exchange, name a price."
With that offer, I must refer to DGG, and we'll have to discuss it. Darkstar could be a great source of energy for us, so any price we might offer for giving him away would have to be something great.
What can you offer us?
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
RogueIce wrote:
With that offer, I must refer to DGG, and we'll have to discuss it. Darkstar could be a great source of energy for us, so any price we might offer for giving him away would have to be something great.
What can you offer us?
"Only the HAB currently possesses the logic/anti logic annihilation technology necessary to harness energy from the Darkstar. You have no use for him and we are prepared to offer a vast stockpile of tanks and tank related weaponry in exchange."
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Sea Skimmer wrote:"Only the HAB currently possesses the logic/anti logic annihilation technology necessary to harness energy from the Darkstar. You have no use for him and we are prepared to offer a vast stockpile of tanks and tank related weaponry in exchange."
Tanks and tank related weaponry? Is that like propane? (Sorry, couldn't resist. Back in character...)
Those would make powerful weapons, but remember, we're lawn ornaments. Our armies gnaw at ankles not because it's fun (well, actually, it is...), but because that's about as high as we can get (well, actually, upper shin, just below the knee...we're pretty big for gnomes).
So any offers you make have to keep in mind our size.
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
RogueIce wrote:
Tanks and tank related weaponry? Is that like propane? (Sorry, couldn't resist. Back in character...)
We have fuel air bombs we could sell you, which produce similar effects.
Those would make powerful weapons, but remember, we're lawn ornaments. Our armies gnaw at ankles not because it's fun (well, actually, it is...), but because that's about as high as we can get (well, actually, upper shin, just below the knee...we're pretty big for gnomes).
So any offers you make have to keep in mind our size.
That is the advantage of a modern digital tank with an auto loader. All of the controls are already remotely operated and powered, so it’s a simple matter of shrinking down the control panels, seats and a few other things to allow Gnomes to operate a full sized vehicle.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Sea Skimmer wrote:We have fuel air bombs we could sell you, which produce similar effects.
Air fuel bombs? This isn't the 21st century Skimmer; we've got TC-AC-Star Destroyers. What good is an air-fuel bomb when you've got dimesnion smashing gridfires?
That is the advantage of a modern digital tank with an auto loader. All of the controls are already remotely operated and powered, so it’s a simple matter of shrinking down the control panels, seats and a few other things to allow Gnomes to operate a full sized vehicle.
A tank? Psshhhhh! You've got to do better than that. Tanks are irrelevent next to the Gnomish Navy, we can fry any ground force instantly with a hefty dose of R/UR missles.
In the rare occaison a ground battle is neccesary Gnomish Ground Marines (as opposed ot the superior Space Marines, headed by JodoForce) can be deployed with their WMDs to devestate their foes.
Perhaps a contribution to our Navy or R&D would be better, but given Darkstar's anti-logic power source (which is currently being researched at the Center for research and Development, Gnomania) allows us to have nigh-infinate power a few archaic army weapons from eras long past will not suffice.
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Air fuel bombs? This isn't the 21st century Skimmer; we've got TC-AC-Star Destroyers. What good is an air-fuel bomb when you've got dimesnion smashing gridfires?
These fuel air bombs employ reality-warping devices to create oxygen out of nothing, they also start out denser then black holes, allowing them to explode and fill several hundred cubic light-years of space in an instant.
A tank? Psshhhhh! You've got to do better than that. Tanks are irrelevent next to the Gnomish Navy, we can fry any ground force instantly with a hefty dose of R/UR missles.
Obviously you missed the thread when it was explained how the HAB considered the Death Star to be a tank. Though by our current standards in a hyper upgraded form it is still a mere scout vehicle.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Captain tycho wrote:*Death Captain Tycho comes back from Multiverse Flyboy Convention, and joins the fight in the Midget Death.*
We're not fighting just now...
How about you go and sonic boom New Jersey for awhile, just to annoy 'em?
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
