[GTGOD3] Step By Step, We'll Conquer All

[Captain Cyran]

*Chucks a meteor at DGG's head.*

I win cause mine was bigger.

Oh yeah, well,

*uses Giganto-ray on the rock, making it bigger than Cyran's meteor*

= P

It may be bigger, but mine is on fire and is going faster...Like I said, I win.

[Alyrium Denryle]

Uhm, that was the necromancy regulation field, not the anti-thaumic field which isn't even turned on.

*does the same with the anti-thaumic field....the spells work after I use Silver Fire on the field*

OOC: Silver fire is our counter, get over it

The Anti-Thaumic field isn't even up, look we won't be fighting unless you try to take on my sphere of 600 systems, in which case not a thing would be able to hurt the Janeway ship, and the Ultimate Weapon would have to be used.

Sets up, and turns on the anti-thaumic field, making sureit is on...is it on? yes...do I detect the field with my magesight? yes...*uses silver fire, destroying the field, and tests with an example of a wide variety of spells from all schhols...they all work*

OOC: Drop it Straha.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

:::::: continues firing at the advancing Gnomish marines, killing two of them:::::
I,ve gotta get out of here........
:::::: activates personal teleporter, which is scrambled by all the R/UR weapon discharges and re-forms over DGG, landing on his head::::

What the????????
:::::: Bounces back up and readys twin particle chainguns::::::::

*throws his meteor at DSider instead*

Awww, now I lost my rock...CRAP!

*jumps as far away as he can; Cyran's meteor hurtles through space and DGG stares back in terror as it closes in, only feet away from contact*

ME (into comm, really friggin' fast): Oh my god there's this giant rock--DISPLACE IT!!!


ON THE BRIDGE OF THE GNOMANIA'S PRIDE....

BRIDGE OFFICER: We have reports from the front that a giant rock is going to crash down on our leaders head in ohhh...about three seconds..

BRIDGE OPERATOR: Gotcha cheif.

*the rock is displaced into the nearest star*

MEANWHILE....


ME: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....The rock...is gone...Phewwww....

[Captain Cyran]

Note to self...next time put anti-displacement stuff on my giant firey rocks...

[Straha]

*does the same with the anti-thaumic field....the spells work after I use Silver Fire on the field*

OOC: Silver fire is our counter, get over it

The Anti-Thaumic field isn't even up, look we won't be fighting unless you try to take on my sphere of 600 systems, in which case not a thing would be able to hurt the Janeway ship, and the Ultimate Weapon would have to be used.

Sets up, and turns on the anti-thaumic field, making sureit is on...is it on? yes...do I detect the field with my magesight? yes...*uses silver fire, destroying the field, and tests with an example of a wide variety of spells from all schhols...they all work*

OOC: Drop it Straha.

You came aboard MY SHIP without EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT?!?!?! Apologize now or face the indestructable, to all things, ships of Hell Labs.

[Alyrium Denryle]

I was never on your ship...I purchased a copy of the generator.

[Darksider]

:::::: continues firing at the advancing Gnomish marines, killing two of them:::::
I,ve gotta get out of here........
:::::: activates personal teleporter, which is scrambled by all the R/UR weapon discharges and re-forms over DGG, landing on his head::::

What the????????
:::::: Bounces back up and readys twin particle chainguns::::::::

*throws his meteor at DSider instead*

:::::: Jumps out of the path of the incoming meteor, and opens up on DGG with particle chainguns::::

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Note to self...next time put anti-displacement stuff on my giant firey rocks...

Note to self, develop anti-anti-dispalcement stuff...

Anywho...

I WILL NOW UNLEASH THE FURY OF EH STEVE! ON YOU ALL!

*opens up Eh Steve's! cage, setting him free across the battlefield*

Catch him if you can mortals.

[Alyrium Denryle]

*casts epic hold*

caught

[Darksider]

Note to self...next time put anti-displacement stuff on my giant firey rocks...

Note to self, develop anti-anti-dispalcement stuff...

Anywho...

I WILL NOW UNLEASH THE FURY OF EH STEVE! ON YOU ALL!

*opens up Eh Steve's! cage, setting him free across the battlefield*

Catch him if you can mortals.

:::::: Blasts DGG with twin particle chainguns before he can open the cage::::

nope...........

this is between you and me DGG, we finish it here..........

[Darth Garden Gnome]

*casts epic hold*

caught

*using his gilantonous(sp?) form, Eh Steve! breaks down into his basic particles of being and slips out of Alyrium's hold*

You will never capture Eh Steve! Its just not possible. Unless you know Eh Steve's! deep dark secret...

[Darth Garden Gnome]

:::::: Blasts DGG with twin particle chainguns before he can open the cage::::

nope...........

this is between you and me DGG, we finish it here..........

*casually defelects DSider's shots with his Broadsword of Stubbiness, opening the cage as planned and unleashing Eh Steve! upon the silly mortals*

What, you don't wanna capture Eh Steve!? It really is fun, if not a bit frustrating.

[Captain Cyran]

*casts epic hold*

caught

*using his gilantonous(sp?) form, Eh Steve! breaks down into his basic particles of being and slips out of Alyrium's hold*

You will never capture Eh Steve! Its just not possible. Unless you know Eh Steve's! deep dark secret...

*Opens a portal infront of Eh Steve!, he falls in and Cyran closes the portal.* Didn't catch him, but he is in a pocket universe about the size of him...so in a way he is caught.

[Straha]

I was never on your ship...I purchased a copy of the generator.

Then it was obviously in violation of our contract ensuring me a Monopoly because the Generator was never for sale.

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

This is getting too messed up... It's become "One side makes something, the other counters it, the first side makes something to counteract the counter-device thingy, etc."

Whatever happened to us just blowing the shit out of eachother and then coming back the next day unharmed?

[Darksider]

This is getting too messed up... It's become "One side makes something, the other counters it, the first side makes something to counteract the counter-device thingy, etc."

Whatever happened to us just blowing the shit out of eachother and then coming back the next day unharmed?

that sounds like fun. Let's do that

::::::: Prepares for a long day of blowing shit up :::::

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

This is getting too messed up... It's become "One side makes something, the other counters it, the first side makes something to counteract the counter-device thingy, etc."

Whatever happened to us just blowing the shit out of eachother and then coming back the next day unharmed?

that sounds like fun. Let's do that

::::::: Prepares for a long day of blowing shit up :::::

*Blows up Darksider, quietly waits for him to return.*

[Darksider]

This is getting too messed up... It's become "One side makes something, the other counters it, the first side makes something to counteract the counter-device thingy, etc."

Whatever happened to us just blowing the shit out of eachother and then coming back the next day unharmed?

that sounds like fun. Let's do that

::::::: Prepares for a long day of blowing shit up :::::

*Blows up Darksider, quietly waits for him to return.*

::::: Returns and shreds Mitth'raw'nuruodo with twin particle chainguns and waits for him to return::::

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

that sounds like fun. Let's do that

::::::: Prepares for a long day of blowing shit up :::::

*Blows up Darksider, quietly waits for him to return.*

::::: Returns and shreds Mitth'raw'nuruodo with twin particle chainguns and waits for him to return::::

*Returns, proceeds to (WARNING: Kinda graphic stuff here, read at your own risk)Cut Dsiders chest, pull out his stomach, liver, and lungs. Watches the results, then waits for him to return*

[Darksider]

*Blows up Darksider, quietly waits for him to return.*

::::: Returns and shreds Mitth'raw'nuruodo with twin particle chainguns and waits for him to return::::

*Returns, proceeds to (WARNING: Kinda graphic stuff here, read at your own risk)Cut Dsiders chest, pull out his stomach, liver, and lungs. Watches the results, then waits for him to return*

::::::Comes back::::::

You call that graphic???????

::::: Punches into Mithh's chest, bulls out his heart and takes a bite out of it, then trains twin particle chainguns on the door to the TGOD:::::

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

::::::Comes back::::::

You call that graphic???????

::::: Punches into Mithh's chest, bulls out his heart and takes a bite out of it, then trains twin particle chainguns on the door to the TGOD:::::

That wasn't much worse...

* Turns Dsider into a rare ST collectable pic of 7of9 (naked) and puts him in Dorkstar's bathrooom *

Beat that! (Oh, and i don't think you will return from there for a LONG time, at least not without being all sticky)

[Darksider]

::::::Comes back::::::

You call that graphic???????

::::: Punches into Mithh's chest, bulls out his heart and takes a bite out of it, then trains twin particle chainguns on the door to the TGOD:::::

That wasn't much worse...

* Turns Dsider into a rare ST collectable pic of 7of9 (naked) and puts him in Dorkstar's bathrooom *

Beat that! (Oh, and i don't think you will return from there for a LONG time, at least not without being all sticky)

::::::: Captures Mithh's transmogrification attack, and turns it back on him, Then, places him in a room with Darkstar, all his cronies, TOWNMNBS, and all the great trolls of ASVS and SD.net.:::::

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

::::::Comes back::::::

You call that graphic???????

::::: Punches into Mithh's chest, bulls out his heart and takes a bite out of it, then trains twin particle chainguns on the door to the TGOD:::::

That wasn't much worse...

* Turns Dsider into a rare ST collectable pic of 7of9 (naked) and puts him in Dorkstar's bathrooom *

Beat that! (Oh, and i don't think you will return from there for a LONG time, at least not without being all sticky)

::::::: Captures Mithh's transmogrification attack, and turns it back on him, Then, places him in a room with Darkstar, all his cronies, TOWNMNBS, and all the great trolls of ASVS and SD.net.:::::

"You cheatin' bastard!" (little devil says that on Conker's Bad Fur Day when you get a cheat code right)

My attack had anti-anti-transmogrifier tech in it! You could not have deflected it! Anyway, no matter, I will just blow you up and wait for you to return...

[JodoForce]

This is messed up alright...

And what is that about having killed me 10 times? I never ever died

[Darksider]

That wasn't much worse...

* Turns Dsider into a rare ST collectable pic of 7of9 (naked) and puts him in Dorkstar's bathrooom *

Beat that! (Oh, and i don't think you will return from there for a LONG time, at least not without being all sticky)

::::::: Captures Mithh's transmogrification attack, and turns it back on him, Then, places him in a room with Darkstar, all his cronies, TOWNMNBS, and all the great trolls of ASVS and SD.net.:::::

"You cheatin' bastard!" (little devil says that on Conker's Bad Fur Day when you get a cheat code right)

My attack had anti-anti-transmogrifier tech in it! You could not have deflected it! Anyway, no matter, I will just blow you up and wait for you to return...

:::::: Takes aim on mithh, and opens fire with twin particle chainguns, energy rounds ripping through his body:::::

i'm sorry, you said somthing???????