Some form of 40K RP- here and now

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-27 08:23am

For his movie "Hard as Iron; Smooth as Silk"?

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-27 08:26am

Yeah. It's a good thing that the only surviving copy is a Mechanicus Holy Relic, only available for viewing by the highest-ranking Magos; Otherwise he'd have a lot of explaining to do.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-27 08:28am

It probably would've drawn better at the box office if he hadn't also written and directed it. But he was young and full of himself.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-27 08:29am

No, it's his co-star who's full of him.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-27 08:30am

Was full of him. WAS!

Unless he's got some serious explaing to do to his blushing bride-to-be...

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-27 08:33am

Was, yes. Unless he has a Temporal Wiener.

Wiener dog, you filthy minded people.

Edit: I can't think of the phrase "Bride-to-be" without hearing of it in a Zombie Pirate LeChuck voice.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-27 08:35am

You don't know how tempted I am to write a lurid scene of Marvin sneaking up on Gyllia and sweet-talking her.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-27 08:41am

Eh. I hope he has better luck than Pater has with anyone.
*Toasts to socially-inept characters*

In all seriousness, relationships in the Dim, Grark Future are doomed before they begin. View Synnove and Englier's relationship for a start.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-27 08:45am

True for people in the line of work our characters are in... it doesn't carry with it the longest of life expectancies.

That's why Prius just cuddles with his beloved teddy bear 'Sanguinus' on those cold, lonely nights.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-27 08:53am

Yup. Pater has a plush sentient-bear-thing he calls Ozymandas.

So, are we going to post anything in the OT thread or what?

Speaking of OT I suppose my main problem with characterization is that I'va actually worked out what everyone's motivations and such are, I just don't show it. Silly me. *Tries harder*

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-27 08:55am

Well, being as how I'm GMing I'm generally keeping Prius in the background. Gimme some actions to work with here.

As for establishing characterization... there is Memoria. Take off your furry hat and get to work.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-12-27 10:07am

The little sister is back, got lost in all the tunnels, ran out of comm range, and found the desicrated stronghold of the eldar...

Took the only way back to the surface, and brought back the one thing that choas wouldn't use or notice. A tear of Eyasha. (ok, now Nathan has the eldar super healy thingy)

'hoping her coincidental timing was as in opertun as normal for her.....

*or as I imagine, she probably was gated to Nathan's quarters, witnessed the beast with two backs, left the eldar stone on the table and walked out without saying a word.*

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-27 10:10am

Whoops. I knew we forgot something in all the excitement.

"Didn't we have somebody else with us?"

"Dunno."

"Kinda short, makes you want to climb the walls to get away from her... oh yeah, and whirling death on two legs?"

"Sounds familiar. OH SHIT! Lillith!"

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-27 10:10am

Ah, the glory of Imperium thought processes; Completely unable to realise that killing a lot of probably-innocent people just might not send the 'right' signal.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-27 10:13am

"There is no innocence, only degrees of guilt."

They probably skipped their Sunday devotionals to the Emperor, y'see. They had it coming.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-27 10:15am

Alternately, "Innocence proves nothing."

God, this is fun.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-27 10:17am

To make a historical paraphrase... "Kill all, young and old. The Emperor will recognize his own."

Besides, it's verging on fourteen hours. Prius just HAS to bomb the shit out of something.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-27 10:20am

The Red Button makes him tingly, eh?

Laydees and germs, we have a confirmed Nukesexual.

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-27 10:22am

I had not thought of the parallel until you mentioned it, but it's so very accurate.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-12-27 10:23am

BTW in the hands of a psycher like Nathan, that "Little Stone" is the ultimate in healing power. Rumors say it was one of the tears shed by the dead goddess of fertility and healing when she was raped and then murdered/consumed by Slannesh....

No, the only reason we have it and the eldar didn't was someone was basically forced to operate a gateway at bolterpoint...

Petrosjko · Post by **Petrosjko** » 2004-12-27 10:25am

See, Prius warned everyone that the Xenos can't be trusted.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-27 10:31am

Hrm. Nathan ascends to further heights of cheese/beardiness.

"Hey Nathan, do you think you could get your girlfriend, the Saint, to put in a nice word for me with your pal the God-Emperor? Or could you perhaps heal me with you ancient Xeno technology? Or even call in help with your webway key?

Nathan?

Damn, he's busy being laid again.

Bastard."

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-12-27 10:33am

Captain Zallis
Species: Xeno-Jormungarian (Snake-man) <break out your warhammer fantasy gear, he looks like on of the races the Slann have surving them>
Gender: like all of his/her species, (s)he a hermaphrodite
Weapons: laspisol, in leather holster, melta gun normally carried, also has venom sacs.
position: Xeno-legion's token free officer.
mannerisms: Very British and formal, we're still figuring out where (s)he was trained in gothic and by whom, although (s)he probably has seen "Gallopoli" a few times too many....

<yes, a slithering refrence to ABC warriors and Alien Legion comics, as British and loyal as Hammerstine, and looks like Capt. Silgar from Alien Legion>

note: The entire Jormandgarian race, is presently employed as a slave race of the the Empire of Man. Which they don't mind, they are after all hunters, and reptiles, so while killing off 99% of their species wasn't a big thing too them, and we let them kill all the orks they want.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-12-27 10:35am

Only here could 40k descend into porn...

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2004-12-27 10:36am

Erm, could you please stop with the (s)he stuff? The male pronoun is also gender-neutral in the Imperium of Man, you know.

At least you didn't use 'Hir'.

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