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STGOD or Single Character RP?

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Other (Specify please)
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Havent had access to my comp recently, I'll get working on my character.
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Faster! The Emperor requires more warriors!

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Post by Typhonis 1 »

Yes cause Prius hasn`t caped some poor innocent dip....I mean executed a heretical mutant traitor today.He has a quota you know.


Much like a blue clearance Internal Security trooper he must shoot a traitor each day.
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

"Black" is a person who is a servant of the empire, and a Malalian Heretic. NPC to use, basically he became aware of the other choas powers and started the info feed that alerted the rest of us to what was really going on.


oh, and he had a really nice pretty cage for use against the psi-king...

edit think of him as the disgruntled employee from hell.
oh and the reason he's helping you, is because he feels so much better then you. He feels that all the imperial agents are incompetant. (think serial killer level of arrogance)
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Typhonis 1 wrote:Yes cause Prius hasn`t caped some poor innocent dip....I mean executed a heretical mutant traitor today.He has a quota you know.


Much like a blue clearance Internal Security trooper he must shoot a traitor each day.
Oh geez, Prius in Paranoia... he'd be the first to go, the FCCCP bastard. Heh.

He hasn't killed any today, but he did get to shock the shit out of a bunch of merchant house personnel and family members.

Some notes. The commissars he's turning out will be righteous little bastards, all full of zeal and orthodoxy, ready to execute at the drop of a hat. Very unpleasant. Think Hitlerjugend/SS.

Another note, he's formed an honor guard of sorts that he's culled from the PDF, as mentioned in my post. After this raid they will be known as the Emperor's Sword.

They're not stormtroopers yet, but he is going to borrow some stormtrooper NCOs soon enough to work them into something similar.
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

so anyone want to figure out who "Black" really is?

figure I oughta create an "Evil" NPC for once.
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Post by Petrosjko »

Give me some time, YB. It's early in the morning and the caffeeeeeeeeine hasn't had time to flog my dead brain cells into some semblance of function.
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

btw do you like the pithed* berzerker with the IV feed, and every tendon severed except for those that allow speech, being delivered to you, in gift wrapping.



*surgically severing part of the spinal cord
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Post by Petrosjko »

Very interesting. Definitely a matter for the Inquisitors to handle...
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Cyrus Gamma is a neighboring system, btw, about two warp-days from our current location, and as can be seen they're in very bad shape.

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Post by Imperial Overlord »

In case it isn't clear, you're all on the task force. I renamed the Mars (I dropped the "Emperor" from the front) because for an Imperial ship it is quite clear who you are refering to when you call it Divine Retribution.


Prius and his boys are going along for the ride.

This accomplishes several things

1) It settles the issue of the vital system introduced by someone other than NL. Consistency is maintained.

2) All the people who were screaming urgency look like idiots unless they leave immediately. Since we don't want your characters looking like idiots, you must leave.

3) It provides a good intermediate step for all our characters without forcing anything, massive retroactive changes, or making anyone looking like a fool. You guys save the system, Gix imposses order at the hives, and then we move on to NL's next stage.

4) When it is settled you come back, pick up Gix, and we go where NL inteneded us.
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Post by Petrosjko »

Not that I mind Prius looking like an idiot. Sometimes he can be divinely DUMB.

"Oh! Bomb the hive!"

"Why?"

"Um. There is no innocence..."

"You said that when we visited the orphanage, look how that turned out. You just want to bomb something."

"They're heretics, I tell you! HERETICS!"
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Read children of dune, they could be born with the full memories of an imperial psycher...
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Abominations. I knew it.
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

you wouldn't believe how tempted I have been to make an "Alia" type creature...
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

ok, I got to watch it. I am starting to get into LT. hitman territory here writting black...
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Wicke addition to BFG Torpedo bombers
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Post by Imperial Overlord »

Could you be a little more clear Typhonus? I'm not sure what you are asking/saying.

If you are asking if I know about torpedo-bombers, then yes I do.

The rules are in the BFG forum experimental rules thread.

If you are asking how good are they, it depends on how many turrets your target has.

If you are asking me if you have any on board the Mars, then the answer is no.
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Rats oh well was just an idea.
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Post by Petrosjko »

Nothing to worry about anyway. This is just a milk run, in and out, get back and pay our debt off the Jabba... er... Lord Vonwhatizname.

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Post by Petrosjko »

Oh, should read the thread before I post.

Okay, cool, two cruisers. No prob, we can handle a couple of lousy heretic cruisers. The Emperor is on our side, after all.
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Post by GeneralTacticus »

Besides, we have a Nova Cannon, and an Inquisitor who knows precisely when to fire for maximum effect...
"The bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn't. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken. This looked like a chicken, like most of the Mud People's chickens. But this was no chicken.

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Nova cannons are innaccurate so don't expect any miracles in this department. Of course, every little bit helps and with a Nova Cannon you only have to get lucky once.
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Post by GeneralTacticus »

See, that's where precog comes in very handy. If you can see precisely it should be fired to ensure it's on target, the inherent inaccuracy of the weapon becomes much less of an issue - at worst, you'll have to wait a little while to fire it. And given that it takes (IIRC) 15 minutes to load, a short delay isn't likely to be very noticable.
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"This was evil manifest."

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If you've got farseer level precog yes. If you're a poor human, not so much.
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