[TGOD - Part 2] Beware The Gnomes...

[JodoForce]

::::: Does a backflip over the explosive shurikens and shoots them out of the air ::::


ok, if we havn't killed each other in twenty min. we'll call it a draw. I've got STGODing to do anyway


::::: opens fire with twin 9mm again ::::

Having learnt the martial arts of DBZ, several Gnomish marines instantly appear next to Darsider. 5 marines hold him in place while the rest start chewing at his ankles

Meanwhile, using the lessons on anti-logic I gleaned from DBZ, I summon Satan and start conversing with Darkstar

[JodoForce]

Damn, I'll have to wake up earlier tomorrow

[Captain Cyran]

Damn, I'll have to wake up earlier tomorrow

*A single figure in blue robes stands on the field infront of thousands of the Gnomes armies finest ankle-biters.*

Bring it tiny ones...I've faced powers like the forest imps, you believe you can be any worse then them?

[Agent Fisher]

Damn, I'll have to wake up earlier tomorrow

*A single figure in blue robes stands on the field infront of thousands of the Gnomes armies finest ankle-biters.*

Bring it tiny ones...I've faced powers like the forest imps, you believe you can be any worse then them?

as Cyran say this Anget Fisher( who is of normal height yet is one of the most loyal of SEGNOR members), the Cheif Spy and Assassain of Segnor, sneaks up behind him and place 3 9mm parabellum rounds into the back of his skull. Fisher then disappears into the shadows leaving the gnomish army with these words, "I will be watching, always."

[Captain Cyran]

Damn, I'll have to wake up earlier tomorrow

*A single figure in blue robes stands on the field infront of thousands of the Gnomes armies finest ankle-biters.*

Bring it tiny ones...I've faced powers like the forest imps, you believe you can be any worse then them?

as Cyran say this Anget Fisher( who is of normal height yet is one of the most loyal of SEGNOR members), the Cheif Spy and Assassain of Segnor, sneaks up behind him and place 3 9mm parabellum rounds into the back of his skull. Fisher then disappears into the shadows leaving the gnomish army with these words, "I will be watching, always."

*Turns around as the bullet dissappears into a portal quickly openned by Cyran.* Really, I don't like Assassins.

*Cyran creates a hadoken and fires it where the sniper was, the surrounding kilometer of ground is destroyed by the amazing blast.*

I wonder if he made it out of that... *Cyran looks down as he is currently flying over the gnomish hordes. He lets loose a flurry of Hadokens DBZ style, destroying most of them, even if they aren't the fall they will suffer from will most likely shatter their bodies.*

[Captain tycho]

Damn, I'll have to wake up earlier tomorrow

*A single figure in blue robes stands on the field infront of thousands of the Gnomes armies finest ankle-biters.*

Bring it tiny ones...I've faced powers like the forest imps, you believe you can be any worse then them?

*Captain tycho's fighter force blinks into existence above the marines, Multiverse Destructo-Warp missiles locked on to captain cyran*
DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMMAGE!
*captain cyran is torn out of existence in a massive explosion of mutiversal proportions. the lines of existence that hold cyran snap and die as his being is utterly wiped out of the multiverse.*

[Agent Fisher]

*Turns around as the bullet dissappears into a portal quickly openned by Cyran.* Really, I don't like Assassins.

*Cyran creates a hadoken and fires it where the sniper was, the surrounding kilometer of ground is destroyed by the amazing blast.*

I wonder if he made it out of that... *Cyran looks down as he is currently flying over the gnomish hordes. He lets loose a flurry of Hadokens DBZ style, destroying most of them, even if they aren't the fall they will suffer from will most likely shatter their bodies.*

Little does cyran know that Anget Fisher made it out but was wounded and taken to the nearest gnome feild hospital were the doc were able to save his life. Fisher looks up at the sky "I will get you Mage, for the brave gnomes you have killed today."

[RogueIce]

...even if they aren't the fall they will suffer from will most likely shatter their bodies.*

Hey, never underestimate our Uber-Culture-Level Ceramic bodies! Not only did they survive, but they're pissed as hell because you dinged the paint!

[Captain Cyran]

*Looks up at Tycho's forces, and creates a Gridfiredoken in the middle of their formation, the fighters are dissintigrated before they even fired a shot.* Hmph, stupid flyboys.

*Cyran looks down at the Gnomish forces who are getting back up, and then continues his barrage of hadokens, only this time he puts it up a notch to uberest level firepower.* Eat this ya tiny bastards!!

[RogueIce]

<snip>
Eat this ya tiny bastards!!

*the Gnomes eat it all up, but thanks to incredibly high metabolisms, they don't gain any weight whatsoever*

That was pretty easy. And tasty.

[Captain Cyran]

<snip>
Eat this ya tiny bastards!!

*the Gnomes eat it all up, but thanks to incredibly high metabolisms, they don't gain any weight whatsoever*

That was pretty easy. And tasty.

*Watches as the gas generated from all of that builds up far to fast for the gnomes to expel and all of the gnomes explode from the pressure. Cyran then strikes a match and the surrounding kilometer of space that is covered with the gas explodes, turning the ground to glass. Cyran's singed robes can be seen flying away from the area at a high rate of speed.*

[RogueIce]

*Watches as the gas generated from all of that builds up far to fast for the gnomes to expel and all of the gnomes explode from the pressure. Cyran then strikes a match and the surrounding kilometer of space that is covered with the gas explodes, turning the ground to glass. Cyran's singed robes can be seen flying away from the area at a high rate of speed.*

Normally, I'd try and counter that, but the image of thousands of lawn gnomes exploding in a huge fart fireball is too damn funny.

Oh well, GNOMICON production will recover our losses in about a Gnomish week.

[Darksider]

::::: Walks back into thread, only to get mobbed and covered in a pile of Gnomes::::


::::::: Bursts out, matrix style:::::

Are you people STILL going at it????????????

[Captain Cyran]

*Watches as the gas generated from all of that builds up far to fast for the gnomes to expel and all of the gnomes explode from the pressure. Cyran then strikes a match and the surrounding kilometer of space that is covered with the gas explodes, turning the ground to glass. Cyran's singed robes can be seen flying away from the area at a high rate of speed.*

Normally, I'd try and counter that, but the image of thousands of lawn gnomes exploding in a huge fart fireball is too damn funny.

Oh well, GNOMICON production will recover our losses in about a Gnomish week.

I think anyone would let that one go man. The image is way too funny to try to stop.

[Mitth`raw`nuruodo]

I'm gone for a little while, and the thread takes on 4 pages....

Guys, I won't be able to do anything site related this week, the computer I'm on uses "Wall Mart Connect" (Gay-OL clone), which really hates the site I use to upload the Gnome website stuff...

I also won't be able to check in a lot, cause "Star Wars is witchcraft", "Computers are nothing but porn", and a few other reasons that my Christian fundie grandparents/mom are evil... (my dad's house is where I usually am when doing compuiter stuff, just for future reference). I will be back Friday, but until then, don't expect to hear from me.

Till next week,
Mitth

[JodoForce]

I'll handle this one personally...
*materializes behind Captain Cyran and blows him into atoms with a solar-system exploding blast equivalent to Goku's finest*

[JodoForce]

::::: Walks back into thread, only to get mobbed and covered in a pile of Gnomes::::


::::::: Bursts out, matrix style:::::

Are you people STILL going at it????????????

You forgot the 5 Gnomes holding you in place and the other gnomes chewing at your ankles

[Captain tycho]

*Looks up at Tycho's forces, and creates a Gridfiredoken in the middle of their formation, the fighters are dissintigrated before they even fired a shot.* Hmph, stupid flyboys.!!

*Tycho's fighters instantly reincanrate themselves and combine into the GNOMISH JUGGERNAUT, a ship powerful enough to destroy entire multiverses in a femtosecond, a ship that can simply not be destroyed, as it has been banished from the dimension of unbeing. The JUGGERNAUT recreates the universe from scratch, one in which cyran does not exists, and cannot exist*

[Darksider]

::::: Walks back into thread, only to get mobbed and covered in a pile of Gnomes::::


::::::: Bursts out, matrix style:::::

Are you people STILL going at it????????????

You forgot the 5 Gnomes holding you in place and the other gnomes chewing at your ankles

:::::: Five Gnomes get thrown off as well :::::

Hey..... i called truce with DGG, i just came back to watch the fighting.

[JodoForce]

*Lets Darksider leave without his ankles*

[Darksider]

*Lets Darksider leave without his ankles*

:::::: ankles re-form T-1000 style:::::

[JodoForce]

*Looks up at Tycho's forces, and creates a Gridfiredoken in the middle of their formation, the fighters are dissintigrated before they even fired a shot.* Hmph, stupid flyboys.!!

*Tycho's fighters instantly reincanrate themselves and combine into the GNOMISH JUGGERNAUT, a ship powerful enough to destroy entire multiverses in a femtosecond, a ship that can simply not be destroyed, as it has been banished from the dimension of unbeing. The JUGGERNAUT recreates the universe from scratch, one in which cyran does not exists, and cannot exist*

Don't you think this is all scaling up a bit too quickly? Besides, I've already nuked him

[Captain Cyran]

I'll handle this one personally...
*materializes behind Captain Cyran and blows him into atoms with a solar-system exploding blast equivalent to Goku's finest*

*Opens a portal behind himself, the blast enters the portal, the portal then moves forward at near light speed and engulfs Jodo, it closes immediately afterwords, and Jodo is destroyed by his own blast*

Puh leez....

[Darksider]

*Lets Darksider leave without his ankles*

:::::: ankles re-form T-1000 style:::::

Now you've gone and pissed me off

::::: loads twin 9mm and activates anti-bullshit-cheating-copout shields::::

::::: Charges at Gnomish hordes, blasting many of them into tiny bits:::::

[Captain Cyran]

*Looks up at Tycho's forces, and creates a Gridfiredoken in the middle of their formation, the fighters are dissintigrated before they even fired a shot.* Hmph, stupid flyboys.!!

*Tycho's fighters instantly reincanrate themselves and combine into the GNOMISH JUGGERNAUT, a ship powerful enough to destroy entire multiverses in a femtosecond, a ship that can simply not be destroyed, as it has been banished from the dimension of unbeing. The JUGGERNAUT recreates the universe from scratch, one in which cyran does not exists, and cannot exist*

*Laughs as he pulls out his "TRUSTY HIGH-POWERED RIFLE"TM and fires, this weapon has a reality shield so strong on it that it can tear through any unreality shield or character shield, and is even reputed to be able to scratch the Wall of Ignorance. It also has an effect on things that should not exist, they simply dissappear. This combined with enough firepower to break through 50 meters of battle steel makes it a deadly weapon. But anyway, the bullet hits the GNOMISH JUGGERNAUT and Cyran chuckles as the huge ship dissappears in a poof of logic.*