[GTGOD3] Gnome Arena

[Darksider]

:::: Rolls to the side of DGG and becomes amused when he sticks into the ground and cannot free himself:::

What are you kidding?

*pops foot out of the ground, and rushes DSider in a flurry of attacks, forcing him back*

::::: Punches a leaping Gnome, crushing it's skull inwards and killing it:::

That's it you've pissed me off

::::: Flys into super uber rage mode and starts killing all the Gnomes with punches and kicks:::

*the Gnomes follow suit, powering up in a rage, getting up automatonously after getting hit and marching back into battle, throwing building-leveling punches and kicks that send DSider reeling in agony*

(OOC: Stop dodging my attacks. I take hits. Why don't you???)

::::: Uses super speed offered by Uber-mode to dodge every single attack and punches DGG in the face several times and kicks him, sending him flying through a wall:::

:::: Continues killing Gnomes with kicks and punches:::::

[Darth Garden Gnome]

(OOC: Stop dodging my attacks. I take hits. Why don't you???)

I've done it the whole of two times.

::::: Uses super speed offered by Uber-mode to dodge every single attack and punches DGG in the face several times and kicks him, sending him flying through a wall:::

*sails through the walls, finally arching his feet and rebounding off one back into the battle, tackling DSider to the ground*

You can't keep this up forever DSider. You're puny biological form won't allow it. Fatigue is already wearing on your bones, and soon you will fall. Admit defeat and I just might spare you for another day, and a new challenge.

[Darksider]

(OOC: Stop dodging my attacks. I take hits. Why don't you???)

I've done it the whole of two times.

::::: Uses super speed offered by Uber-mode to dodge every single attack and punches DGG in the face several times and kicks him, sending him flying through a wall:::

*sails through the walls, finally arching his feet and rebounding off one back into the battle, tackling DSider to the ground*

You can't keep this up forever DSider. You're puny biological form won't allow it. Fatigue is already wearing on your bones, and soon you will fall. Admit defeat and I just might spare you for another day, and a new challenge.

It ends here DGG

::::: Knocks DGG off me and sends him flying back:::

::::: Kicks another Gnome, shattering it and charges at DGG::::

[Alyrium Denryle]

After a small delay, Alyrium's omnipotence overcomes the field, and smites the gnome.

*chuckles as his almighty "omnipotence" only passes through the first stage of the shield, and his repelled after that*

Come on ya pansy, c'mere and fight me like a man.

FOOL, I TRANSCEND YOUR PATHETIC MORTAL DEFENSES NOW!

Meh. DSider can, why can't you? Maybe its got a built in anti-omnipotence thing. I dunno.

Excuse me as I use my omnipotence to cause a horribe failure in the mechanism....done...

Yur fields will no longr work. No more cop out for you.

Now I will fight you man to...god.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Excuse me as I use my omnipotence to cause a horribe failure in the mechanism....done...

Excuse me while my dimensional neutralizer prevents that...done...

Yur fields will no longr work. No more cop out for you.

No more cop out for me? I think you've got your orders mixed up Mr. Omnipotencey.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

It ends here DGG

::::: Knocks DGG off me and sends him flying back:::

*slams his fists into the ground, rising to stand in the face of DSider's fury*

One last time...

*braces himself as DSider charges into him, raising his arms at unbelievable speeds to defend against DSider's punches, leaping into the air to dodge his kicks, leaping back one second and then charging the next. Kicks ferociously to the side, but DSider catches his foot, spinning him in the air; catches himself and blocks another flurry of attacks, before leaping back as does DSider*

*they charge each other, hatred in their eyes, extending their fists in unison into each others faces, slamming themselves with earth-quaking force, as they both reel and fall to the ground; cracks form in DGG's visage, blood spews from DSider's open wounds. They get up to charge again*

[Darksider]

It ends here DGG

::::: Knocks DGG off me and sends him flying back:::

*slams his fists into the ground, rising to stand in the face of DSider's fury*

One last time...

*braces himself as DSider charges into him, raising his arms at unbelievable speeds to defend against DSider's punches, leaping into the air to dodge his kicks, leaping back one second and then charging the next. Kicks ferociously to the side, but DSider catches his foot, spinning him in the air; catches himself and blocks another flurry of attacks, before leaping back as does DSider*

*they charge each other, hatred in their eyes, extending their fists in unison into each others faces, slamming themselves with earth-quaking force, as they both reel and fall to the ground; cracks form in DGG's visage, blood spews from DSider's open wounds. They get up to charge again*

::::: Charges DGG, rapidly punching him in the stomach and chest::::

[Darth Garden Gnome]

::::: Charges DGG, rapidly punching him in the stomach and chest::::

*accepts the blows, stumbling back into a mound of dirt...*

Hail...hail...HAIL GNOMAGE!

*charges again, jumping into the air to deliver a blow to DSider's face, then drops lower moving around the reeling man and and socking him in the back; DSider tumbles into the dirt as well*

[Alyrium Denryle]

Excuse me as I use my omnipotence to cause a horribe failure in the mechanism....done...

Excuse me while my dimensional neutralizer prevents that...done...

Yur fields will no longr work. No more cop out for you.

No more cop out for me? I think you've got your orders mixed up Mr. Omnipotencey.

anything interdimensional would have no effect....I am not doing it throughtime...I am doing it to what ALREADY EXISTS.

[Alyrium Denryle]

Oh and I am omnipotent, I can do ANYTHING! You dont have a chance*thinks Gnomes out of existence*

[Darksider]

::::: Charges DGG, rapidly punching him in the stomach and chest::::

*accepts the blows, stumbling back into a mound of dirt...*

Hail...hail...HAIL GNOMAGE!

*charges again, jumping into the air to deliver a blow to DSider's face, then drops lower moving around the reeling man and and socking him in the back; DSider tumbles into the dirt as well*

::::: I spring up and hit DGG with the back of my head, offbalancing him, then I kick him in the stomach and slam his face into the ground:::::

[Darth Garden Gnome]

anything interdimensional would have no effect....I am not doing it throughtime...I am doing it to what ALREADY EXISTS.

Duh it already exists; you can't very well change something that doesn't.

Not that it matters. Your silly "powers" come from your silly realm of omnipotencey. Dimensional neutralizers laugh at your sorts of attempts.

Oh and I am omnipotent, I can do ANYTHING! You dont have a chance*thinks Gnomes out of existence*

And again the Dimensional--hold up a second here.

*borrows DSider's "Anti-Bullshit" field. Alyrium's attempts at erasing Gnomish existance fail thusly*

Better. =P

[Darksider]

anything interdimensional would have no effect....I am not doing it throughtime...I am doing it to what ALREADY EXISTS.

Duh it already exists; you can't very well change something that doesn't.

Not that it matters. Your silly "powers" come from your silly realm of omnipotencey. Dimensional neutralizers laugh at your sorts of attempts.

Oh and I am omnipotent, I can do ANYTHING! You dont have a chance*thinks Gnomes out of existence*

And again the Dimensional--hold up a second here.

*borrows DSider's "Anti-Bullshit" field. Alyrium's attempts at erasing Gnomish existance fail thusly*

What the hell?????


::::: Punches DGG in the face and takes back anti-bullshit shield::::
Better. =P

[Darth Garden Gnome]

::::: I spring up and hit DGG with the back of my head, offbalancing him, then I kick him in the stomach and slam his face into the ground:::::

*climbs back up as if to sock DSider in the face, but then pauses*

Anyone notice something different about this place? *pokes walls. They are squishy and organic feeling* Yeah, something isn't right here...

*DGG, DSider, and others turn in awe to look into the vast hive inside the complex. Hundreds of Gnomes, thugs, catgirls and others lie motionless, ghostly, encased in the organic fluid of their surroundings*

ANKLE BITER: Holy cra--

*a nearby Gnome can be heard screaming as he is pulled into the surrounding material, then another. All around him they are dissapearing*

ANKLE-BITER: The walls, the walls! They're in the goddamn walls!

*a face-hugger drops from the ceiling onto DGG's head. He pulls frantically to yank it off, tossing it to the side, and crushing it under his foot, he looks up to see a fully-grown monster fall from the roof onto a Gnomes head, ripping him to pieces mercilessly before he sucumbs to R/UR machine gun fire

The beast explodes in a hail of acid that douses the nearby troops. They die in agony as their porcelin exterior melts away...*

Awwww shit....

[Darksider]

::::: I spring up and hit DGG with the back of my head, offbalancing him, then I kick him in the stomach and slam his face into the ground:::::

*climbs back up as if to sock DSider in the face, but then pauses*

Anyone notice something different about this place? *pokes walls. They are squishy and organic feeling* Yeah, something isn't right here...

*DGG, DSider, and others turn in awe to look into the vast hive inside the complex. Hundreds of Gnomes, thugs, catgirls and others lie motionless, ghostly, encased in the organic fluid of their surroundings*

ANKLE BITER: Holy cra--

*a nearby Gnome can be heard screaming as he is pulled into the surrounding material, then another. All around him they are dissapearing*

ANKLE-BITER: The walls, the walls! They're in the goddamn walls!

*a face-hugger drops from the ceiling onto DGG's head. He pulls frantically to yank it off, tossing it to the side, and crushing it under his foot, he looks up to see a fully-grown monster fall from the roof onto a Gnomes head, ripping him to pieces mercilessly before he sucumbs to R/UR machine gun fire

The beast explodes in a hail of acid that douses the nearby troops. They die in agony as their porcelin exterior melts away...*

Awwww shit....

What the....

::::: turns and punches an alien in the head, getting a facefull of acid:::
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH IT BURNS!!!!!!!!

:::: Wipes the acid of and turns to DGG, and kicks him into a horde of advancing Xenomorphs:::::

[Darth Garden Gnome]

::::: turns and punches an alien in the head, getting a facefull of acid:::
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH IT BURNS!!!!!!!!

:::: Wipes the acid of and turns to DGG, and kicks him into a horde of advancing Xenomorphs:::::

*flies through a group of the beasts as they all sail into a wall. They rise, fangs and claws at the ready to tear DGG to pieces, but he runs up the wall and does a backflip over their heads, landing and unloading a a plethora of shurikens into them. They jet acid from their wounds but DGG is already on the move back to the DSider*

And here I thought it was just you and me!

*grabs DSider's arm, flipping him over and throwing him in the middle of a Xenomorph horde*

I'm getting the hell out of here! *looks to see the entrance blocked with the deadly aliens*

Looks like the only way out is in...*glances into the hatchery, gulps* Here we go...

[Alyrium Denryle]

ok...

*surrounds the field in a R/UR compensation field. it cancels out R/UR defenses and weapons*

Now I may kill you.*summons forth a giant iron golum that attacks the gnome*

[Darksider]

::::: turns and punches an alien in the head, getting a facefull of acid:::
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH IT BURNS!!!!!!!!

:::: Wipes the acid of and turns to DGG, and kicks him into a horde of advancing Xenomorphs:::::

*flies through a group of the beasts as they all sail into a wall. They rise, fangs and claws at the ready to tear DGG to pieces, but he runs up the wall and does a backflip over their heads, landing and unloading a a plethora of shurikens into them. They jet acid from their wounds but DGG is already on the move back to the DSider*

And here I thought it was just you and me!

*grabs DSider's arm, flipping him over and throwing him in the middle of a Xenomorph horde*

I'm getting the hell out of here! *looks to see the entrance blocked with the deadly aliens*

Looks like the only way out is in...*glances into the hatchery, gulps* Here we go...

::::: Bursts out of the Xeno horde and puts on acid proof suit, moving to fight the aliens HTH::::

It's gonna be a looooooooonng day

[Darth Garden Gnome]

ok...

*surrounds the field in a R/UR compensation field. it cancels out R/UR defenses and weapons*

I'd use my anti-bullshit field but DSider took it back...

Now I may kill you.*summons forth a giant iron golum that attacks the gnome*

*But the golem is unleashed into the Xenomorph fray, its mighty form is worn away as the acid of the beast disintigrates it. It smashes many, but this only adds to its destruction. Within seconds the monster is nothing more*

[Darth Garden Gnome]

::::: Bursts out of the Xeno horde and puts on acid proof suit, moving to fight the aliens HTH::::

It's gonna be a looooooooonng day

*the aliens claws begin to cut holes in the suit, however. Again and again DSider's bare flesh is victim to the deadly acid*

*shouting* DSider if you wanna live get your ass in here!

*throws shuriken through Xeno's throat, its spray of acid from the gash barely misses DGG as he dives for cover under one of the victims glued to the walls, the victim is disintigrated, and DGG continues through the labirynth of organic passageways and crawl-spaces*

[Darksider]

::::: Bursts out of the Xeno horde and puts on acid proof suit, moving to fight the aliens HTH::::

It's gonna be a looooooooonng day

*the aliens claws begin to cut holes in the suit, however. Again and again DSider's bare flesh is victim to the deadly acid*

*shouting* DSider if you wanna live get your ass in here!

*throws shuriken through Xeno's throat, its spray of acid from the gash barely misses DGG as he dives for cover under one of the victims glued to the walls, the victim is disintigrated, and DGG continues through the labirynth of organic passageways and crawl-spaces*

:::: Tosses a Xeno into a wall, killing it then runs after DGG:::::

[Darth Garden Gnome]

:::: Tosses a Xeno into a wall, killing it then runs after DGG:::::

*but half way there a Xeno falls from the ceiling in front of DSider; he instictively punches it and it flies through the catacombs into DGG, who braces himself, catching it--but giving it enough leeway so the force of it doesn't cause it to explode--and holding in a big 'ol bear-hug*

*its arms flail wildy about* Jesus frick kill it! *tosses it to the ground, but is out of shurikens*

Okay...............................
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*it gets up, three more join it*

RUN!

[RogueIce]

*blasts a hole into the wall, allowing DGG an escape as he leads a Battalion of Gnomish Marines in a hail of covering fire for DGG and Dsider*

This way you two! *waves franticly*

[Darksider]

*blasts a hole into the wall, allowing DGG an escape as he leads a Battalion of Gnomish Marines in a hail of covering fire for DGG and Dsider*

This way you two! *waves franticly*

::::: Draws twin 9mm and fires at the Xenos while running twards the Gnomish platoon::::

:::: A battalion of uber-warriors blow another hole and start slaughtering the Xenos::::

[RogueIce]

*the GSM Battalion and Grand Vizier RogueIce advance steadily in the face of the mounting carnage, in a heroic effort to retrieve Darth Garden Gnome. Brave Gnomish Marines valiently sacrifice themselves to protect RogueIce as their comrades advance ever steadily to their leader's position, trapped as he is by three of the Xenos*