AD&D: OOC chat

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-13 08:53pm

Ooooo, kobolds. Shaking, I am. Yeeessss... At least in 3.5 they got a full hit die. 2 HP. Whoa.

lazerus · Post by **lazerus** » 2004-01-13 08:55pm

Silence fewl! Dozens of them can still sting.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-13 11:30pm

And obv iously he has never heard of "Godfather Kobold" that little runt used pioson, a light crossbow of speed, with a wand of fireballs attached to hit..... <I have had respect for them little dog boys ever since a GM created on that that he was Tony Montana...>

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-14 12:05am

Heh. Great Cleave is all you need.

Kobolds with levels still have net negatives to their ability scores, and it ain't in Charisma.

-4 Strength hurts.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-14 12:13am

The problem with "Godfather Kobold" was that you never got into melee range....

that whole "let's reinact the end of Butch and Sundance" type distance attacks kinda evened things up. (should we even mention the Half orc with the "chainsword"

lazerus · Post by **lazerus** » 2004-01-14 09:02am

Godfather kobold?

*charachter wakes up with a griffens head in his bed*

A Big Flying Fish · Post by **A Big Flying Fish** » 2004-01-14 10:38am

Rogue 9 wrote:Heh. Great Cleave is all you need.

Thats why I have it. 1d12+2 hp with +13 attack bonus in a horde of kobold =

lazerus · Post by **lazerus** » 2004-01-14 10:45am

Ouch. Expensive merc's+Expensive items+distroyed lab+very little money= lots of debt = flee the city.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2004-01-14 11:54am

Ok I'm right in the middle of revising my paladin (damn 3.0e rules

)
With improved crit, cleave, and a keen holy greatsword, I'll be able to kill anything.

. Also, lazerus, when you're ready to intro me just give me an IM. I'm still deciding on what to buy with my extra 9k. (Suggestions anyone?

)

lazerus · Post by **lazerus** » 2004-01-14 12:15pm

Glasses enchanted with "detect magic".

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-14 12:21pm

Captain tycho wrote:Ok I'm right in the middle of revising my paladin (damn 3.0e rules )
With improved crit, cleave, and a keen holy greatsword, I'll be able to kill anything. . Also, lazerus, when you're ready to intro me just give me an IM. I'm still deciding on what to buy with my extra 9k. (Suggestions anyone? )

I hate to break it to you, but Power Attack is a prerequisite for Cleave. Man, I just keep raining on your parade, don't I?

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2004-01-14 12:22pm

Rogue 9 wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:Ok I'm right in the middle of revising my paladin (damn 3.0e rules )
With improved crit, cleave, and a keen holy greatsword, I'll be able to kill anything. . Also, lazerus, when you're ready to intro me just give me an IM. I'm still deciding on what to buy with my extra 9k. (Suggestions anyone? )
I hate to break it to you, but Power Attack is a prerequisite for Cleave. Man, I just keep raining on your parade, don't I?

Bwaha, then I merely replace my silly Persuasive feat.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-14 12:24pm

Well, if I was operating from a powergaming perspective, I would have suggested that. But I didn't know if that was an RP element you wanted to keep. *Shrug.* Guess not.

lazerus · Post by **lazerus** » 2004-01-14 12:37pm

In that case...........the HOLY AVENGER!

Or a shield of +2! Or a ship! Mercinaryies! Rings of spell resistance! Boots of haste! Darans minor creation! A golem! A magic horse! A griffen! Invisibility cloak!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-14 12:49pm

Except for the +2 shield, I'm pretty sure all of those cost more than 9k gp.

lazerus · Post by **lazerus** » 2004-01-14 12:54pm

(shhhhhh. My instincts as a former Player are kicking in.)

A wyvern! Smokepowder! Barrels of alchmicsts fire! Desease-gauntlets! A scroll of wish! Major riturals! A horde of orcs! A large busness! A staff! A LIGHTNING staff! A box of wands. A portable hole!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-14 01:04pm

One guy I knew once came up with a scheme to kill a 25th level evil cleric when his character was only 3rd level. It involved a carriage with alchemist's fire for insulation in the walls.

His character was more than willing to die to peg this guy (head of the Church of Hextor, murderer of his family, whole list of reasons), and so he planned to ambush the cleric's usual carriage that picked him up to take him to the temple every week and show up himself with his booby-trapped duplicate. I never found out what happened, but it sounded interesting.

lazerus · Post by **lazerus** » 2004-01-14 01:09pm

Good idea, but he should have used normal lamp oil instead of alchemests fire, it burns hotter.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2004-01-14 02:14pm

Captain tycho wrote:Ok I'm right in the middle of revising my paladin (damn 3.0e rules )
With improved crit, cleave, and a keen holy greatsword, I'll be able to kill anything. . Also, lazerus, when you're ready to intro me just give me an IM. I'm still deciding on what to buy with my extra 9k. (Suggestions anyone? )

Even with your keen holy greatsword you still need to actually hit the target (unless it's actually a natural 20

)
Though when you should hit the target, it will hurt...

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-01-14 02:50pm

lazerus wrote:(shhhhhh. My instincts as a former Player are kicking in.)

A wyvern! Smokepowder! Barrels of alchmicsts fire! Desease-gauntlets! A scroll of wish! Major riturals! A horde of orcs! A large busness! A staff! A LIGHTNING staff! A box of wands. A portable hole!

Hey, you'd be amazed what you can do with a portable hole, a bag of holding, and a wand of polymorph...

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2004-01-14 03:05pm

lazerus wrote:In that case...........the HOLY AVENGER!

Or a shield of +2! Or a ship! Mercinaryies! Rings of spell resistance! Boots of haste! Darans minor creation! A golem! A magic horse! A griffen! Invisibility cloak!

Actually, my paladin already HAS a magic horse. Getting one is one of her class skills.

Hmm...with a scroll of wish I could wish for up to 25,000 gp.

And then..muhahah.

Bah I'm so goddamn indecisive.
Can I just buy several thousand orcs?

lazerus · Post by **lazerus** » 2004-01-14 03:17pm

You could hire mercs. it's 1gp per day per level.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2004-01-14 03:21pm

lazerus wrote:You could hire mercs. it's 1gp per day per level.

Hmmm a few little bodyguards would be kinda nice. Though mercs aren't really my style. I think some wands, a few potions and a minor magic item would be nice. BTW, any idea of when I'll get intro'ed?

lazerus · Post by **lazerus** » 2004-01-14 03:23pm

Soon. Paladins of the God of Justice are oft found working for law enforcment. And there are a few people with OUTSTANDING DEBTS who need arresting.........

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2004-01-14 03:34pm

lazerus wrote:Soon. Paladins of the God of Justice are oft found working for law enforcment. And there are a few people with OUTSTANDING DEBTS who need arresting.........

I like.

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