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++Lets assume I do it++

"There, the spitting image of a high elf. Who next?++
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Gaheris already looked like anything but a paladin. All he needed was a quick obscurement of his intentions and religion, which he could effect himself. He just waited for everyone else to get ready. If this was merely a mission to scope out the surroundings then he didn't see the need for everyone to come, but if they insisted then he wasn't about to deny them. But on the other hand, if something went wrong they'd almost certainly be able to level whatever the threat was...

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"I just want to conceal my half-dragon look, something like a normal human."
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++Yeah, I know. It's a pain in the ass.++
"I just want to conceal my half-dragon look, something like a normal human."
"Why don't you ask my to make you look like a balor while your asking for the impossible, but I'll see what I can do."

++I try to find some way of having his wings fold up under a robe so they arn't visible++
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lazerus wrote:++Yeah, I know. It's a pain in the ass.++
"I just want to conceal my half-dragon look, something like a normal human."
"Why don't you ask my to make you look like a balor while your asking for the impossible, but I'll see what I can do."

++I try to find some way of having his wings fold up under a robe so they arn't visible++
++hint: meesa have no wings. Only base creatures larger than medium have wings. Unfortunately...++
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................oh. In that case, I just take 20 on the disguise check.
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((Geeeeee.. and the *half-dragon* thinks he won't fit in?!))

Tormantineth yawns, stretching out from where she'd been curled up on a mound of pillows, thoughtfully provided for her by the abbey. She wished it had been coins... those were far more comfortable and massaged the skin quite nicely when you moved. But not even the abbey had enough coinage to made a decent bed, so she'd made do. Rising to her feet, she strectched in ways only a cat could duplicate, finally finishing with another yawn that seemed to dislocate her jaw and show every last tooth. Once strectched, she ambled out in search of her friends......

Astinius? Malkamar?

There was a door in Astinius' chambers that wasn't there before... and no Astinius, although his scent was mixed with that of her other companions. It lead to the door... as did another scent that smelt vaguely of brimstone. Carefully she opened the door... and then walked inside.

Astinius? Malkamar? Secquon? Duncan?
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"Here, Torma." Malkamar spoke as he watched the lengthy costuming process. He gestured for the baby dragon to come over to his side to watch. "This... Gentleman... thinks he can make us look like other people to sneak around. I'm not sure how he's going to do you, though." He smiled gently. "Don't suppose you have any ideas?"
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Midway through his apprantly impossible attempt to make the half-dragon blend in, he turned back upon hear the door open.

"DRAGON!"
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Torma at beside Malkamar and simply looked quizzically at (lazerus), before wrinkling up her nose.
You smell like brimstone. ... And don't you know that metal is a perfect lightning attractor?
Innocently asked. Honest. And she's just smiling cause you look funny standing like that, not because she's thinking that it would be fun to see if she can make your sword glow.
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"Very good. It's a dragon. It's a very young, friendly dragon. Who happens to be a friend of mine." Malkamar spoke, tilting his head at the Abyssal Outsider. "You know, I once ventured off this Plane. I found a whole city of people like you. They called me Clueless. The irony of this is only now becoming apparent. You are aware not all dragons are Reds?"
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*Ix warely puts the sword down*
"I'm aware of that, you forget how non-evil dragons react to members of my race. I panicked. But if you say it's on our side...."
*he grins*
"As for your being called clueless, if you lived for a few thousand years you'd act a bit arrogant too. Is the dragon coming with us? I have some polymorph spells handy."
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"Ah, yes, you're... One of those." Malkamar smiled thinly. "But yes. Thousands of years makes one a bit eager to display ones talents, but I refrain where I can. Yes, my young friend will travel with us, but I am sure she wishes to choose the form she takes."

The Netherese shrugs slowly. "As for myself.. I am human. My accent is sufficiently Halruaan to fool most. I'm simply well equipped magically."
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"Hey Torma! How do I look?"
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Duncan growls. "Do I look sufficiently...human now?"
Tash besides him grunted something.
"Yes, I'll be getting back to normal after this is done. I prefer my old self..."
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Torma smiles at (lazerus), showing faaaarr too many sharp teeth for any 'baby' to own. So that's why you smell like brimstone... but if Astinius and Malkamar want you to help us, you're fine as long as you help us.
Threat? What, from a cute little childish dragon? Surely that couldn't have been a threat. She's Just A Baby!
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Torma simply stares at the HighElf in the chair, her eyes slowly narrowing and adjusting so to see him better. Astinius? Whyfore you look like a Gold Elf? Are we playing ChangeForm? I was good at Changeform... best in the nest. It was almost like a humanoid child talking about playing DressUp. See? Watch!

((Use Alternate Form, change to Half-Elf of appropriate age))

A shimmer covers Tormantineth from nose to tail, much like a heat mirage, as her Innate Ability takes effect. When the shimmering vanishes, a six-year-old child of Elven Descent stands beside Malkamar. Her hair is a shade between auburn and blond, as close to bronze as hair can get. Her skin is also a tanned bronze, as if she spent much of her time outdoors. Her eyes were still brilliantly green, almost too green for even a true Elf, much less one that may not be full-blooded.
And the only thing this little female Elven wore was a leather belt with pouches. Clothing must be optional when it comes to this trick.
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*sees the shapeshift*

"Oh, that reminds me, another reason demons and dragons don't like eachother. Professional rivalry,"
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lazerus wrote:*sees the shapeshift*

"Oh, that reminds me, another reason demons and dragons don't like eachother. Professional rivalry,"
The elvish child looks hard at (lazerus). I thought it was because Demons are foul, Evil Beings who only deserve being kicked back screaming and smoking into the Abyss.
spoken as if repeating something else her Mama and Papa taught her.
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Malkamar blinked a few times as he realized Torma was naked, and quickly pulled off his cloak and threw it around the child. "Torma. You must wear clothes when walking around like a person. It's very important."
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SirNitram wrote:Malkamar blinked a few times as he realized Torma was naked, and quickly pulled off his cloak and threw it around the child. "Torma. You must wear clothes when walking around like a person. It's very important."
.......Oooops..... And she blushes, quite visibly even with her brozed skin. I'm sorry Malkamar... I fergot... she stands beside him, blanketed in his cape with long folds draping over her feet, the perfectly adorable image of the Child In Parent's Clothing.
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I thought it was because Demons are foul, Evil Beings who only deserve being kicked back screaming and smoking into the Abyss.
"Hey, if you lived in a plane of infinite torment, knowing that your thosand year life spand could be cut short at any time while you mortals get this nice, safe plane, you'd be bitter too. Not that i'm exusing my bethrens actions but..........*shudder*"
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"Yadda Yadda Yadda," Duncan muttered. "Can't we get just on with business? If you want to tell us your life story, write a book, or wait till this is all finished. Besides, you're irritating that terminally cute dragon here..."
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"Terminally cute?"

*polymorphs to an exact copy of the dragon in dragon form*

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"Nice Job Torma, it takes me effort to do that"
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