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consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2005-06-14 04:30am

Well, after a moderately busy day, I have joined, reached level three, and applied for membership, bringing naught but the pitiful items in my inventory.

Look for 'consequences(Shocking, neh?) on the humble applicant list.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2005-06-15 09:42am

Woah, Ive had the best of luck in finding disembodied brains today. Finally could make me both a bartender and chef in the box

CDiehl · Post by **CDiehl** » 2005-06-15 10:22am

What drops disembodied brains? Last night I took out the one in the stash to build a Meat Maid. Also, I have 20 rat whiskers, and I can't get the council to take any of them. Am I missing something?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2005-06-15 02:25pm

The rat whiskers only work when you've cleared the Typical Tavern. You'll know that when you can go there and get drunk.

Disembodied brains are used by brainsweepers, found in Fernswarthy's Tower. It might take a while until you get one and it might not. Depends on the moons, I guess.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-06-15 03:16pm

Crayz9000 wrote:The rat whiskers only work when you've cleared the Typical Tavern. You'll know that when you can go there and get drunk.

Disembodied brains are used by brainsweepers, found in Fernswarthy's Tower. It might take a while until you get one and it might not. Depends on the moons, I guess.

I ran into two in a row yesterday. Maybe its a good time of year for them.

What does one do with a brainy skull?

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-06-15 04:07pm

Pure Sabacc wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:The rat whiskers only work when you've cleared the Typical Tavern. You'll know that when you can go there and get drunk.

Disembodied brains are used by brainsweepers, found in Fernswarthy's Tower. It might take a while until you get one and it might not. Depends on the moons, I guess.
I ran into two in a row yesterday. Maybe its a good time of year for them.

What does one do with a brainy skull?

Makes a Smart Skull, a required part for Meat Maids, and the various helpers-in-a-box.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2005-06-15 05:55pm

I just joined, I am currently a level 2 Pastamancer. Is it cool that I join?

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2005-06-15 06:30pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:I just joined, I am currently a level 2 Pastamancer. Is it cool that I join?

NO! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME! NO ONE LIKES YOU! THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER WITH YOU DEAD!

Come on in and enjoy the fun...

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-06-15 06:35pm

I do believe you must be either lvl 3 or 5 to join a clan. But welcome.

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2005-06-15 08:08pm

Nephtys wrote:Makes a Smart Skull, a required part for Meat Maids, and the various helpers-in-a-box.

I'm somewhat certain that's backwards.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2005-06-15 08:15pm

Here's the skull rundown:

Smart Skull + Disembodied Brain = Brainy Skull
Brainy Skull + Beer Goggles = Bartender Skull
Brainy Skull + Chef's Hat = Chef Skull
Brainy Skull + Maiden Wig = Maid Head
Brainy Skull + Gnoll Lips = Detective Skull (Hat)

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-06-16 06:52pm

How do I kill the Bonerdragon???

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2005-06-16 09:14pm

Do not accept The Dark. That was a prototype character I'm not planning on using any more. Do accept Darth Ragu, a Sauceror, when he applies (that's me).

[edit] Do the "other" stats (Muscle, Moxie) affect my character, and if so, how?

CDiehl · Post by **CDiehl** » 2005-06-16 11:21pm

Muscle improves HP and damage. Moxie improves initiative and defense. As you adventure, you'll get bumps to all of them, and the clan has items to up any stat you like. Also, you need a lot of Moxie to wear a Cornuthaum, which ups both Mysticality and Moxie.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-06-16 11:37pm

What does the digital key do?
Did I waste my pixels on it?

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2005-06-17 03:36pm

Pure Sabacc wrote:What does the digital key do?
Did I waste my pixels on it?

Digital Key becomes important later, so no you didn't waste your pixels.

Gods I love this clan war-fare thing, and just so you people know right now I do believe we are among the top ten clans with Goodie Bags... Soon we will be at the top!

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2005-06-17 05:00pm

Hey, Straha, may I request a title of "Dark Side of the Tomato" for Darth Ragu?

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-06-17 06:21pm

How do I kill the Bonerdragon?????

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-06-17 07:09pm

With lots of chopping, hitting, and the occasional CONE OF WHATEVER.

Or eXtrene ray of something.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2005-06-17 07:11pm

Nephtys wrote:With lots of chopping, hitting, and the occasional CONE OF WHATEVER. Or eXtrene ray of something.

Ahh, because I have 45 moxie and 84 muscle (with Boris rings) and I can't even land a hit.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2005-06-17 08:50pm

Join request sent, also I would like to request the title: Mind Noodler

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2005-06-17 09:21pm

OK, I'm feeling pathetically weak now, considering that my stats add up to a grand total of 21. Third-weakest character in the Clan right now, and one of the two below me is my other character I'm no longer using. Where's a good place for a level 3 character to level? I've mostly been doing Haunted Pantry for the combination of asparagus and the can lids, since I can turn those in for Gourd Potions.

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-06-17 09:26pm

The Dark wrote:OK, I'm feeling pathetically weak now, considering that my stats add up to a grand total of 21. Third-weakest character in the Clan right now, and one of the two below me is my other character I'm no longer using. Where's a good place for a level 3 character to level? I've mostly been doing Haunted Pantry for the combination of asparagus and the can lids, since I can turn those in for Gourd Potions.

Haunted Pantry is a pretty good place. You'll be weak as heck though until you can grab three Boris's rings or Shiny Rings to boost your stats. Try Shiny rings early, you desperately need HP at that stage.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2005-06-17 09:50pm

Where can I get either of those, so I know where to look once I can?

BTW, I'm a 6/11/4 with base 9 HP and base 13 MP, with a pail, an asparagus knife, a bugbear bungguard, and a continuum transfunctioner, with a leprechaun as my familiar.

[edit] How do I unlock a locked meat locker?

Nephtys · Post by **Nephtys** » 2005-06-17 09:51pm

Loot our clan equipment stocks. Almost all of it is newbie gear. Pants of the Slug Lord, Doc Hobo's Scalpel are two good weapons, and I think we have some Boris/Shiny rings about.