[TGOD - Part 2] Beware The Gnomes...

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-25 03:20pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Darksider wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote: *Watches from his couch as the attackers get back up, their numbers now only doubled as they continue their charge.*

Hmmm, should I send in the Shrikes?

::::::TRANSMISSION FROM FRONTLINE UNIT 58399::::::

SEND ALL AVAILABlE RENFORCEMENTS
I'm an artist not a soldier...if I think you need them you'll get them...Shrikes are awefully hard to come by.

Then don't send shrikes just....... send somthing unit 58399 is getting massacred and i can't spare the troops to relive them

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-25 03:28pm

*sigh* Alright alright...Gnome chick units, advance.

*Watches as the Gnomes fighting, stop, and start hitting on the gnome chicks.*

Awww, true love.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-25 03:34pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*sigh* Alright alright...Gnome chick units, advance.

*Watches as the Gnomes fighting, stop, and start hitting on the gnome chicks.*

Awww, true love.

:::::: unit 58399 advances twards it's objective, slaughtering the distracted Gnome forces::::

:::::over secure comlink::::

"How are we doing commander?"

"very well sir, Unit 58399 is near it's objective and unit 43567 is reporting all Gnomish forces destroyed"

"what about the space battle?"

"the 2nd fleet element has routed a Gnomish task force but the battle is very chaotic, we'll know more soon"

"excellent"

::::: dodges swipe from a ninja chick, turns and slices off her head:::

one down.....one to go

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-05-25 03:56pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:ANTI BULLSHIT WAVE!

*a nearby star collapses in o itsef, but instead of forming a black hole, it implodes, then expands in a wave of anti-bullshit, that wipes out the gnomish defenses, and leaves them vulnerable for 10 minutes*

GET THEM!
Luckily the reality-based defenses sold to the Gnomes by the HAB still function and mow down the attackers

*Flickers through the Reality defenses without a problem*

I represent the Black Mages... And I would like to discuss a potential change of the Brigade's allegiance in this.. Issue. I am sure there is something I can grant you beyond the Gnome's grasp.

Would you be interested in a small Demiplane where Mech's explode upon entering?

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-26 03:36am

*Unbeknownst to Cyran, JodoForce escapes the alternate dimension using his instant teleport ability, which can instantly take him to any position in any dimension where ki is sensed*

JodoForce appears in Short Gnomish Research Facility of Studliness(tm), where the captured Darkstar is under interrogation.

After maiming and mutiliating thousands of physics textbooks horribly (we are cruel

) we have fathomed the illogic of Darkstar.

FEAR US!

And now, presenting the fruits of GNOMICON's finest researchers!

1. Dimension Nullifier

Nullifies the effect of all alternate dimensions by punching right through to emerge on the other side in normal space.

2. (DINK DINK!) the Logic / Anti-Logic field

Powered by the unstoppable anti-logic of Darkstar, it allows Gnomish troops to get their way at all times by dispelling illogical magical spells on one hand and ignoring logical constraints on the other hand

Using the L/AL field, the R/UR field projectors are shrunk such that every member of the Gnomish Horde now carries one

JodoForce's space suit, of course, is now equipped with the Dimension Nullifier, R/UR field AND the L/AL field.

JodoForce teleports to behind Cyran's back again, and, after activating the dimension nullifier and the L/AL field, fires an energy blast to obliterate Cyran

Then he nullifies Cyran's mind tricks on the gnomes. Regular gnomish troopers and gnomish chicks once again present a unified front against Darksider.

Freshly trained and equipped Gnomish marines arrive, atomizing enemy forces with DBZ-level energy blasts, preventing them from multiplying from their corpses

Then they race towards Darksider to join the Gnomish orgy on his ankles

Meanwhile, JodoForce commandeers a small Gnomish fighter and begins to teleport onto the bridge of every enemy capship to blow them into bits

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-05-26 08:37am

I have to wonder how GNOMICON thinks it can stop me with Darkstar based defenses, when I've been up against him several times with no problems to my power.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-26 08:45am

Because this is a crazy world where when we declare 'I win!' we actually win...

:Shouts 'I win!!' into L/AL field generator

*SirNitram starts having a brain seizure*

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-05-26 08:51am

JodoForce wrote:Because this is a crazy world where when we declare 'I win!' we actually win...

:Shouts 'I win!!' into L/AL field generator

*SirNitram starts having a brain seizure*

*doesn't, because not even Darkstar's WoI and self-declared victory affected him that much*

Sorry, don't work. I'm just too powerful for tiny Gnomish minds.

*reaches into L/AL field generator and rips out the components, tossing them into a portal*

The Collective will be glad to have it's power source back, though...

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-26 09:00am

*taps SirNitram's shoulder*

Hello? What do you think you are trying to do with my equipment?

*Kicks SirNitram's guts out*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 11:05am

:::::: decapitates the last Ninja chick and puts lightsaber away::::::::

::::: pulls out twin 9mm and charges the Gnomish hordes, blasting dozens of Gnomes into little bits::::::

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-26 11:11am

Darksider wrote::::::: decapitates the last Ninja chick and puts lightsaber away::::::::

::::: pulls out twin 9mm and charges the Gnomish hordes, blasting dozens of Gnomes into little bits::::::

You got to be kidding, right?

*Lots of ninja chicks continue to shake their boobs at Darksider, distracting him most seriously*

*Bullets turn into plastic darts under the R/UR field projected by the new portable projectors*

*The gnomes, with darts stuck all over their bodies, proceed to chew Darksider's ankles*

Thousands of gnomes stand back and watch.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 11:14am

JodoForce wrote:
Darksider wrote::::::: decapitates the last Ninja chick and puts lightsaber away::::::::

::::: pulls out twin 9mm and charges the Gnomish hordes, blasting dozens of Gnomes into little bits::::::
You got to be kidding, right?

*Lots of ninja chicks continue to shake their boobs at Darksider, distracting him most seriously*

*Bullets turn into plastic darts under the R/UR field projected by the new portable projectors*

*The gnomes, with darts stuck all over their bodies, proceed to chew Darksider's ankles*

:::::: The bullets, which are specially modified to defeat any stupid-bullshit-cheating-copout shields or armor, pass right through the R/UR shields and shred the Gnomes::::

::::: turns and opens fire on the ninja chicks while retreating:::

(All my weapons are modified to go right through your bullshit defenses you can't stop them)

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-26 11:16am

Oh... and...

*After blowing up the 100th enemy capship from inside out, JodoForce leaps out of the fighter, teleports to where the gnomish horde is chewing off Darksider's ankles, and knocks away his stupid twin 9mm

*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 11:18am

JodoForce wrote:Oh... and...

*After blowing up the 100th enemy capship from inside out, JodoForce leaps out of the fighter, teleports to where the gnomish horde is chewing off Darksider's ankles, and knocks away his stupid twin 9mm *

:::::: dodges away from Jodo's attack and empties two full 9mm clips into his skull::::::

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-26 11:19am

*Retracted DGG's offer to make an exception with your bullets and the R/UR field...*

The gnome troopers have modulated their projectors to cancel the special exception made for your bullets...

Not that it matters anymore of course, since you're not holding your guns anymore

*Gnomes continue to chew your ankles*

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-26 11:22am

Darksider wrote:
JodoForce wrote:Oh... and...

*After blowing up the 100th enemy capship from inside out, JodoForce leaps out of the fighter, teleports to where the gnomish horde is chewing off Darksider's ankles, and knocks away his stupid twin 9mm *

:::::: dodges away from Jodo's attack and empties two full 9mm clips into his skull::::::

1. Can you dodge faster than the speed of light?

2. *Let's Darksider 'dodge' my attack and shoot me... bullets shoot through the super-reinforced glassteel armor but bounce off my DBZ-hardened head*

Oh bother! Now I have to get a new spacesuit

3. Snatches Darksider's stupid twin 9mms for real this time

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 11:24am

JodoForce wrote:*Retracted DGG's offer to make an exception with your bullets and the R/UR field...*

The gnome troopers have modulated their projectors to cancel the special exception made for your bullets...

Not that it matters anymore of course, since you're not holding your guns anymore

*Gnomes continue to chew your ankles*

anti-bullshit rounds blast through all modifications or modulations they CAN NOT BE STOPPED by bullshit armor and shields

::::: bullets continue to shred gnomes:::

:::: reloads guns and looks at Jodo's headless corpse for a split second before turning to engage the ninja chicks again::::

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 11:25am

JodoForce wrote:
Darksider wrote:
JodoForce wrote:Oh... and...

*After blowing up the 100th enemy capship from inside out, JodoForce leaps out of the fighter, teleports to where the gnomish horde is chewing off Darksider's ankles, and knocks away his stupid twin 9mm *

:::::: dodges away from Jodo's attack and empties two full 9mm clips into his skull::::::
1. Can you dodge faster than the speed of light?

2. *Let's Darksider 'dodge' my attack and shoot me... bullets shoot through the super-reinforced glassteel armor but bounce off my DBZ-hardened head* Oh bother! Now I have to get a new spacesuit

3. Snatches Darksider's stupid twin 9mms for real this time

If you want to fight like that

::::: goes into DBZ uber-mode and starts firing multi-megaton Ki blasts into the middle of the Gnomish hordes, most directed at Jodo::::

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-26 11:30am

Darksider wrote:
If you want to fight like that

::::: goes into DBZ uber-mode and starts firing multi-megaton Ki blasts into the middle of the Gnomish hordes, most directed at Jodo::::

Multi-megaton? Oh surely you jest!

You do know that it is within the abilities of DBZ fighters to shatter a planet DS-style with a non-charged-up blast don't you?

*Laughs at Darksider's blasts*
*Lands on the ground, crouches and blasts Darksider into elementary particles with a quick blast*

The gnomes are protected by their R/UR field of course

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 11:34am

JodoForce wrote:
Darksider wrote:
If you want to fight like that

::::: goes into DBZ uber-mode and starts firing multi-megaton Ki blasts into the middle of the Gnomish hordes, most directed at Jodo::::
Multi-megaton? Oh surely you jest! You do know that it is within the abilities of DBZ fighters to shatter a planet DS-style with a non-charged-up blast don't you?

*Laughs at Darksider's blasts*
*Lands on the ground, crouches and blasts Darksider into elementary particles with a quick blast*

The gnomes are protected by their R/UR field of course

Just warming up.... havent use DBZ uber mode in a while now

:::: knocks jodo's blast aside as the Ki blasts (modulated for anti-bullshit shield work) crash into the Gnomes and rip them apart:::::

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-26 12:11pm

Gnomes protected by the new L/AL field projected by JF

Conversation between DSider's blasts and the L/AL field:

blast: move aside! I'm gonna blow the porcelain out of these stupid gnomes!

L: did DSider ever demonstrate this level of ability in this TGOD? No. Why should he start now?

*blasts shrink into bullet-sized firecrackers, which ding the paint on the uber-culture level porcelain gnomes. The pissed-off gnomes latch onto Darksider and chews his ankles*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-26 02:09pm

*Turns on Jodoforce as he appears behind him and fires, the blast throws odoforce back some, but what would have been a fatal blow, is not. It does give Cyran enough time to leave the field, his gnome chick units exploding as he dissappears.*

Time to upgrade the gun...and find a way to stop the Darkstar weapons...

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-05-26 03:01pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Turns on Jodoforce as he appears behind him and fires, the blast throws odoforce back some, but what would have been a fatal blow, is not. It does give Cyran enough time to leave the field, his gnome chick units exploding as he dissappears.*

Time to upgrade the gun...and find a way to stop the Darkstar weapons...

Fisher who is tried of seeing the BM killing his Gnome allies sneaks up behind Cyran and before Cyran can react blows his head off with a shotgun to the back of his skull

Cyran

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 03:56pm

Anget Fisher wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Turns on Jodoforce as he appears behind him and fires, the blast throws odoforce back some, but what would have been a fatal blow, is not. It does give Cyran enough time to leave the field, his gnome chick units exploding as he dissappears.*

Time to upgrade the gun...and find a way to stop the Darkstar weapons...
Fisher who is tried of seeing the BM killing his Gnome allies sneaks up behind Cyran and before Cyran can react blows his head off with a shotgun to the back of his skull
Cyran

::::: shakes off ankle biters and pulls out new and improved twin 9mm which pass through R/UR AND L/AL shields and promptly blows them away:::

:::::: opens fire on fisher before he can get close to Cyran:::

find a way to stop them, i will hold them all off

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-05-26 03:59pm

Darksider wrote:::::: shakes off ankle biters and pulls out new and improved twin 9mm which pass through R/UR AND L/AL shields and promptly blows them away:::

...and then ricochet off the thick conventional armor plates.