[GTGOD3] Step By Step, We'll Conquer All

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-16 03:43pm

:::::: Opens fire on Eh steve, blasting him apart:::::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-16 03:44pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Casts prismatic sphere, then casts lightning-9 around the sphere, then sits back and watches as thousands of orange warriors fry themselves on the shield.* Yawn...

*the thaumic burgers in each oranges gut weakens Cyran's field, allowing mor than half the oranges to get through without being fried*

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-16 03:44pm

Darksider wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote::::::: Stops incoming citrus spray via force powers, and continues to rain death into the citrus hordes:::::
*or at least he would have, had it not been for the Ysalimiri running all over the place*

*DSider holds his face in pain and drops to the grouns, the acid spraying into his eyes and every open wound*

Ph34r

::::: Puts on anti-citrus sunglasses just in case::::::
*Eh Steve! steals DSider's sunglasses*
:::::: Closes eyes, and deals with the extreme pain, while firing into the Citrus hordes::::

Dude, you have been burned to your skeleton by acid, you're DEAD!

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-16 03:44pm

Darksider wrote::::::: Opens fire on Eh steve, blasting him apart:::::

ANd Eh steve is INVINCIBLE!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-16 03:44pm

Darksider wrote:
:::::: Stops incoming citrus spray via force powers, and continues to rain death into the citrus hordes:::::

::::: Puts on anti-citrus sunglasses just in case::::::

::orders 2 citrus warrior for a kamikaze attack on darksider's glasses, blocking his vision, their blood drips onto darksider's girly mage dress, melting it away::

Aha! Their strongly acidic bodies are stuck to your glasses now! rendering them useless!

::second wave of attackers bite darksider's hands and crotch::

What now darksider? You're blind and being eaten by oranges! Attempt to remove them and you shall only be burned further! Submit to orange-gnome rule! No longer shall you drink the blood of my brothers!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-16 03:45pm

Darksider wrote::::::: Opens fire on Eh steve!, blasting him apart:::::

Its with an exclamation point. Eh Steve! ya understand?

*given his gelantonous form, Eh Steve! simply re-forms*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-16 03:45pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:
Darksider wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*or at least he would have, had it not been for the Ysalimiri running all over the place*

*DSider holds his face in pain and drops to the grouns, the acid spraying into his eyes and every open wound*

Ph34r
*Eh Steve! steals DSider's sunglasses*
:::::: Closes eyes, and deals with the extreme pain, while firing into the Citrus hordes::::
Dude, you have been burned to your skeleton by acid, you're DEAD!

::::: Returns once more, and opens fire on the citrus hordes while directing the occasional blast at Eh steve::::

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-16 03:47pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
*Casts prismatic sphere, then casts lightning-9 around the sphere, then sits back and watches as thousands of orange warriors fry themselves on the shield.* Yawn...

::The frying of the oranges emits the deathly citrus gas, a lethal acidic cloud that proceeds to dissolve into the sphere, gettingi nto cyran's eyes, his pores, his lungs::

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-16 03:49pm

Right..time for some defenses....

::orders some citric warriors to put some foil in themselves making them the perfect batteries to power our tesla coil defense system::

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-16 03:51pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Yes, you can
No, you can't!

Quiet you...

Rigged just like the Multiverse games which had the Gnomes winning the swimming events?

You wanna have a race right now smart guy? I'll show you just how speedy we are when it comes to swimmin'![/quote]

Your on *Pulls out his multigalactic cellphone and calls jmac* Hey, DGG is having one of his power trips again, yeah, says gnomes can swim, would you mind coming down here and kicking his ass in a contest? Oh come on, I'll pay you...Really? Awesome. Thanks.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-16 03:52pm

Rye wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
*Casts prismatic sphere, then casts lightning-9 around the sphere, then sits back and watches as thousands of orange warriors fry themselves on the shield.* Yawn...
::The frying of the oranges emits the deathly citrus gas, a lethal acidic cloud that proceeds to dissolve into the sphere, gettingi nto cyran's eyes, his pores, his lungs::

*Laughs, for no mere mortal or physical effects can break through a spell such as this, only magical abilities on the level of God can break through the shield.*

Stupid Oranges...

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-16 03:53pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Quiet you...

Never!

Your on *Pulls out his multigalactic cellphone and calls jmac* Hey, DGG is having one of his power trips again, yeah, says gnomes can swim, would you mind coming down here and kicking his ass in a contest? Oh come on, I'll pay you...Really? Awesome. Thanks.

* a swimming pool 3 miles long is displaced into the dirt*

Remember now, no teleportation or any of that other garbage, this is a straight up swimming match. And if you wanna bring your precious jmac into the fight, the so be it!

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-16 03:54pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Rye wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
*Casts prismatic sphere, then casts lightning-9 around the sphere, then sits back and watches as thousands of orange warriors fry themselves on the shield.* Yawn...
::The frying of the oranges emits the deathly citrus gas, a lethal acidic cloud that proceeds to dissolve into the sphere, gettingi nto cyran's eyes, his pores, his lungs::
*Laughs, for no mere mortal or physical effects can break through a spell such as this, only magical abilities on the level of God can break through the shield.*

Stupid Oranges...

The Gnomes have God's blessing... He likes short ceramic lawn ornaments

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-16 03:54pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
*Laughs, for no mere mortal or physical effects can break through a spell such as this, only magical abilities on the level of God can break through the shield.*

Stupid Oranges...

Damn you mage scum!

::remembers someone who owes him a favour::

::departs briefly::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-16 03:54pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Laughs, for no mere mortal or physical effects can break through a spell such as this, only magical abilities on the level of God can break through the shield.*

Stupid Oranges...

*which is why the thaumic burgers deep within the bowels of each orange weakens the field alowing many to get through (where they reproduce rapidly) and attack the wounded Darksider*

These oranges are better than I thought.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-16 03:54pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Quiet you...
Never!

Your on *Pulls out his multigalactic cellphone and calls jmac* Hey, DGG is having one of his power trips again, yeah, says gnomes can swim, would you mind coming down here and kicking his ass in a contest? Oh come on, I'll pay you...Really? Awesome. Thanks.
* a swimming pool 3 miles long is displaced into the dirt*

Remember now, no teleportation or any of that other garbage, this is a straight up swimming match. And if you wanna bring your precious jmac into the fight, the so be it!

*Watches jmac win, laughs evilly.*

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-16 03:56pm

::returns from excusrion to india...with the hindu pantheon of gods!::

These fellas owe me for eating a good load of my species!

::laughs as only an orange can, as any and all shields are torn asunder by the hindu gods, and watches darksider get repeatedly stamped on by Ganesh::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-16 03:57pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Watches jmac win, laughs evilly.*

*but once Cyran stops daydreaming, he realizes the race hasn't even begun*

*snaps fingers in front of Cyran* You all up there pal? Were gonna start the race in a few.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-16 04:02pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Watches jmac win, laughs evilly.*
*but once Cyran stops daydreaming, he realizes the race hasn't even begun*

*snaps fingers in front of Cyran* You all up there pal? Were gonna start the race in a few.

*Drools a bit while he mutters* Mmmm, Catgir- *Wakes with a start* What the hell?! Grrr...Damn you DGG.

Now what were we doing?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-16 04:02pm

*Phases into Cyrans spher, and gives him a Peanut butter and spelljam sandwitch to counter act the burgers*

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-16 04:04pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
*Watches as the oranges which get through fall into a portal into deep space where the absolute zero temperatures freeze them almost immediately.*

::the oranges were picked up by the Orange Star, and towed into orbity above the battlefield, frozen oranges are pelted down onto the enemies of the jihad::

::message from Orange Star to Rye: SPOOKS IS ON, You will return in 30 minutes!::

Rye briefly retires to the Orange Star to asexually reproduce whilst watching spooks.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-16 04:08pm

*Is dragged by the ear to go clean out the gutters.* No! Damn you! I must kill more!

*Dissappears, being dragged away by a being infinatly more powerful then anyone on the battlefield...his mother.*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-16 04:15pm

*casts timestop*

*the next the gnomes knew, their world had become a sea of acid, acic(teleported in from the acid para-elemental plane) began eating at their ceramic bodies*

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-16 05:02pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*casts timestop*

*the next the gnomes knew, their world had become a sea of acid, acic(teleported in from the acid para-elemental plane) began eating at their ceramic bodies*

Acid touches not the gnomes, they have long since developed anti-acid porcelain, co developed with the orange r&d department,.

::acid has no effect::

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2003-06-16 07:56pm

*thew dwarves in their 16 foot tall Steam Armor just stand by and watch* {Uhhhh...boss, what should we do?}
*blinks several times* duh...I ahhh... Dispellers!! Break 'em out!
*from the open air drivers compartments streak cones of Dispell, weaving back and forth acrossed the field of battle as the monstrous Steam Armors play lawn mower* Behold the power of TechnoMagic!!